- I'm so bad, mmm! (Jaxon laughs)
- Here we go. (Ash laughs)
- Oh, baller! - Cornballer!
(air horns blasting) (Izzy imitates air horns)
- (PvF) Have you heard the story of the wealthy family
who lost everything, and the one son that had no choice
but to keep them together?
- Oh my God! - Oh God.
- Arrested Development!
- (PvF) Today, we are hanging out with the Bluth family,
and serving up a Try Not To Eat
that'll have you blue in the face from laughter.
- Oh. - Okay.
- I blew myself, alright. - Okay.
- There's always money in the banana stand.
- G.O.B., I like G.O.B. - Yes!
- I'm Mr. Manager. - I'm Mr. Manager!
- Stop saying that.
- Of course. - Uh-huh!
- Starting off strong.
- It was to be expected. - Oh, T-Bone!
- T-Bone!
(Sharon laughs)
- (George) Are you crazy?
There was money in that banana stand. - There was money in the banana stand.
- (George) There was $250,000 lining the walls of the banana stand.
- I love that.
- There's always money in the banana stand!
- No touching!
- Dang!
- (PvF) Want the...
- Ah! - Yes!
- Oh. - No, it's okay.
(Izzy laughs)
- Now you are Mr. Manager. - Wow, I am Mr. Manager!
- Yeah!
- (PvF) We have a Bluth's frozen banana,
and remember what George Sr. always said.
- Oh, [censored]! There's money in the banana!
(Sharon gasps) - Is there money in that?
- You think there's gonna be a little something-something in here?
- Let's find out. (buzzer rings)
- (PvF) Oh, zero hesitation.
(buzzer rings) - It's worth it, it's good.
It's like Edible Arrangements. (both laugh)
- I'm sorry, I need... (laughs)
- I need to unroll this.
- We got $100!
- A hundo, bring on the Benjamins, yeah!
- Y'all put the money in here deep.
- Did you eat the money?
(buzzer rings)
- Wow!
- I mean, come on, man. If you're gonna ruin my food,
put real money in there for Christ's sake.
- They're good, I would recommend.
- Wow, it's good! - Yeah, right?
- Thick on the chocolate, but I'm a chocolatey lady, so...
- Same, yeah.
- (narrator) It was Sunday morning and Michael was making corn balls.
- Yes, the corn balls!
- Oh, corn balls. - Oh yeah. (laughs)
- Look, with Richard Simmons. - Oh, I love him.
- (Michael) Son of a bitch! - (Richard) Oh, look what you did!
What's wrong with you? (Sharon laughs)
- Richard, he did not deserve that.
- George Sr. with the '70s wig. - Oh my God, I know.
- Cornballer! - Oh, baller!
(Izzy imitates air horns)
- (PvF) How do you feel about delectably deep fried corn balls?
Just be careful not to burn yourself.
- So you just lift this up and oh, son of a bitch!
- Woah! - Wow!
- These, oh my God, they smell so good.
- With the Cornballer being illegal in the United States,
this may be your only opportunity
to have Bluth's corn balls.
- Well, when you put it like that.
- What's a corn ball, have you ever had one?
- I have not. (buzzer rings)
- Mmm. - Hmm.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Hmm.
- Cheers. (laughs) - Cheers!
(buzzer rings)
- (PvF) How do you feel about delectably deep fried corn balls?
- It won't be going in the Tupperware. (laughs)
- (PvF) Jaxon, you were so excited about eating this.
- I know, and it looks... - Oh shit, sorry.
- It's like a hush puppy. - These are good.
- A little bit. - Nice job, George Sr.
- Look at all that. - (Julian) Nice.
- That corn in a ball form.
- Alright. - I'm good for the time.
- Okay.
- Ow! (both laugh)
It left a mark! I've been branded!
- Well, you know, to eat it, not so great.
As a weapon, pretty good. - Functional.
- (narrator) And at another table, G.O.B. was being taken out to lunch.
(Ash gasps) - Oh, Lucille too.
- Club sauce.
- Club sauce. - Sauce.
- (G.O.B.) Popcorn shrimp, with club sauce.
- Ugh! - He's got a great voice, right?
- (G.O.B.) Spicy club sauce. - (Lucille) No, I mean, stop it!
- (laughs) Liza Minnelli. - Liza Minnelli.
- Come on!
- Wow!
- We've got a whole little assortment here.
- Damn!
- I might fold. - Ah.
- I might fold. - I'm...
There's no question. (buzzer rings)
- (PvF) We've got the house club sauce and spicy club sauce
with popcorn shrimp, chicken fingers, and fried cheese.
- What is club sauce?
- It's just a sauce from the club.
- Is it ketchupy?
- Stop whining and try it. (buzzer rings)
- Ooh. - Mm-hmm.
- It's good.
- I know it looks delicious. - Mm-hmm.
- I'm contemplating.
You guys have made me so conditioned to not want it,
that I, because of the punishments, and you...
- (PvF) I also gave you disappointment chips.
- Yeah.
Dated and unoriginal, disappointment.
That is what ruined me for so long.
That is just making me not want it.
- Come on, Ash!
Don't you want this plate of brown with club sauce?
- Plate of brown?
- Ah, I'm so dizzy from this wonderful appetizer plate!
- You are missing out.
- I'm good, I'm so good. I'm good.
- No you're not. I'm so bad!
- (laughs) What?
- Just lick it up, just get a big mouthful.
Yeah. (buzzer rings)
- That was barely a bite.
- That counts. - (PvF) That counts as a bite!
- I'm gonna take that tiniest third bite
of whatever the punishment is then. (Julian laughs)
- (PvF) How would you describe club sauce?
- It's a sauce...
that's served at the club!
I still have no concept of what this is.
- (laughs) Uh oh. - I don't know what I expected.
- There you go.
- Why would they feed us a dead dove?
- Oh my gosh. - Wow.
- (PvF) Aren't you just a little bit curious
about G.O.B.'s dead dove?
That said, if you open it, it counts,
and yes, you can eat this one, and it is delicious.
- It's warm! - I can feel the warmth
through the bag.
- (sniffs) It smells good.
- It does smell good, yeah. - I hate that it smells good.
- That's heavy, there's some...
- That shook the table. - There's some weight to this.
- (PvF) You wanna open this so bad, don't you, Jaxon?
(buzzer rings) - It's opened, right there, Jaxon.
All you have to do... - I won't look, I am saving myself.
(buzzer rings)
- I don't know what else I expected.
- Is it a dead dove?
- Have to open it and find out.
- It feels like a burrito. (buzzer rings)
It's covered in a little, you sneaky [censored] bitch!
- I've got... - Oh my God!
Roasted to perfection!
- That's a little, plump little guy right here.
Look at that!
- You pick it up by its little wings, like this, okay?
- (PvF) How's the dead dove? - (screams) Oh.
- Oh. - We'll find out.
- That is vile. - Spread the wings!
- What you're doing! (Jair laughs)
- It does look small enough to be a dove.
- I'll give it a lick. - Oh my God. (laughs)
- Well seasoned.
- Let's make him dance.
- Oh my, oh my God! You are violating this chicken!
- (PvF) Dove. - Yo!
- Dove! (group laughs)
- Now that I know what it is, I'm good. (laughs)
- G.O.B. well done.
- Alright, let me wrap this bad boy up to go.
- You're not even gonna eat it!
- No, I just wanted to open it.
You know how wrong it would be for me to eat it
after I violated it the way I did?
(laughs)
- It's literally wrapped in foil, you can take it home for later.
(laughs) - There we go.
- (Lindsay) How'd you get here? - (Buster) I walked.
I tried hitchhiking. - Oh, Buster.
- Oh my God, his freakin' thumb broken off.
- I love Buster.
- What the hell is that? It's probably disgusting.
- (Buster) So watery. - Ooh.
- (Buster) And yet there's a smack of ham to it.
- Ham, yeah, ham water. - (Lindsay) It's hot ham water.
- (laughs) Hot ham water? - She's so proud of herself.
- (PvF) Homemade by Chef Lindsay,
we've got her famous hot ham water.
- It's literally just hot ham water?
- Uh-huh.
(Jaxon laughs)
- (PvF) Yes, Jaxon?
- I just find it so funny. - I just wanna know
why we would willingly eat this?
- Ooh, it does smell like ham.
That's gonna be a no from me, dog, ugh.
- What?
- Don't do this to me.
Don't gaslight me into thinking this is okay and normal.
You Americans!
- Ah, you guys got ready for it, huh?
- You have to feed it to me like Lindsay does to...
- Sure, to Busty? - Yeah.
(buzzer rings) - It's hot ham water.
- Oh, it's spilling. - Oh no, oh no!
- It's so watery!
- And yet... - There's a smack of ham to it!
(buzzer rings) - It's literally just hot ham water!
- Mm-hmm!
It's really good for you!
- Oh, it's on, I have hot ham water hands!
- You're gonna make me do the punishment alone?
- Yeah.
- I thought we were in this together, buddy?
- (laughs) No.
- Damn. - No.
- No, no.
This, Lindsay, I don't trust her cooking skills.
- (PvF) Jaxon, congratulations,
you were able to avoid some delicious dishes,
and for that, we have got a breakfast feast for you.
Would you like to order off the menu?
- Oh, yes please.
Skip Scramble, oh wow, ooh.
Oh, you shouldn't have. - Woah.
- (PvF) From Skip Church's Bistro, we've got a menu of choices,
but don't miss out on the monstrous Skip Scramble,
if you can't make up your mind.
- I would like to order the Skip Scramble, baby!
Oh my goodness!
- Now this is the kind of service I like to see.
What are...
- This is like the biggest thing ever.
- (PvF) You were tempted, and for that,
you must suffer the consequences. ♪ (sad trombone music) ♪
- Ah! - Headphones on.
I'll enjoy this while we see your punishment.
- (George) Remember what happened
when we sent Lindsay to that kind of school?
All of a sudden, I was the bad guy to her.
- (Lindsay) And you don't respect mom. - And you don't respect women!
(laughs) Oh my God.
- Oh lord. (Sharon laughs)
- (George) I said to the teacher, I said, you poison her?
I'll poison you.
- We're gonna get poisoned! - (laughs) George is gonna poison me?
- Oh, you're getting poison.
You put muffins on my plate too.
- (PvF) Your punishment, George Sr.,
I mean, the Muffin Man's poison muffins.
- Do you smell that? - It smells like pickles.
- And mustard.
- My trash can to the ready.
- Oh my God, okay, I got this.
- What is happening? What is this, what is, oh...
- Golly!
- I'm putting that right on the muffin.
Do not eat. Would not recommend.
- No good. - What's up?
- Jaxon, I think I... (Jair clatters)
- Sucks, sorry.
This is the best bacon I've ever had.
No, no! (Jair laughs)
- Blah! (Ash coughs)
- Bye Julian! (Julian yells)
Oh my God. (laughs)
It was nice reacting with you! - (Julian) Ugh.
- Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
of People Vs Food.
- What did you think of this Try Not To Eat Challenge?
- Let us know, and let us know what else to try
in the comments below.
- As always be sure to like and subscribe for more.
- Bye!
I'm gonna go throw up now.
(Julian grunts)