g'day everybody i hope you are all well my name is dan furagal and i'm here with
my mates and we're going to be playing a game called ozzy scott or mass hall i'm the aussie
i'm paul telforth i'm the scot
hey i'm rob scott wilson i'm a mass hall first things first rob what's a mass hall
it's a well-earned given title for the natives of the great state of massachusetts and all the
incredible traits that come with that person love it all right let's get this let's get this game
started oh peely wally that's pretty scottish that just means uh like being confused and uh
lost like you are right now as as i often am boom oh bagged by a statey lord knows we got this one
um the great i know what this is the great state troopers of massachusetts do a hell of a job
and uh they love to bag you up so watch the speed limit having a whinge or a sook i mean this could
be you also it definitely is me having a whinge is having a cry i haven't complaining about something
a sook is more kind of like a little kid like a baby going yeah i'm having a suck oh wicked
wicked pisser that just means it's effin awesome wicked pisser all right here we go earwig that's
the scottish one as well so it's like an annoying eavesdropper yeah you're rigging their pal
is he chundered in the dungeon oh he chundered in the damage i mean this could be a bit of
you as well so he chundered in the dunny so the dunny is a toilet and chundered
is throwing up so he went and puked in the toilet that's what that means the monster
i'm assuming that's for the green monster for the red sox it's a giant wall in the back of
fenway park but everybody has trouble [ __ ] banging home runs over it's also my nickname
it's a ripper i'm gonna take the reins here a ripper it's a big old fest it's a party so
it's a river a little bit of cultural difference there in in scotland that might be a fart so what
a ripper yeah all right all right i ripped a good one yeah that's definitely that give you a shot
i think that goes across the board oh here we go you little ripper there we go that that's that's
what i was thinking when i heard that uh that's australian you bloody ripper or you little ripper
it's like that's awesome like that's fantastic like little rip-up that's amazing let's do this
that's scottish getting the messages but i'm seeing you're all looking quite blank so that's
that's like going to the shops i'm just gonna go get my messages uh pick up the milk get some oats
some porridge maybe is it to give the mail as well is that the moment yeah that's what's confusing
about it no getting your messages would just be popping to the corner shop getting some milk some
eggs just why is it messages because in the old days it would have been you'd be getting your
once a week mailed to your little village or whatever a little history lesson from paul there
cocky's cookies khakis well i say cockies you know poke in front of the old [ __ ] uh accent car keys
um khakis bloody oath a lot of yours this is me bloody oath like absolutely can i swear
like yeah absolutely bloody oak that's right goddamn right that's right yeah so don't i
that's for me okay i mean i know i've said that forever so don't i
me too so don't i okay so it's me too minus the movement
i think oh dude there's now you're talking that was my favorite word when i was like a galaxy it
just means like brilliant fantastic everything's great like oh that t-shirt's galicious she's
like alice it's kill some gallows kind of like alice knight oh we gotta use it i like
so this is uh very aussie this means you are pretending to be sick
so you stay home from work um i have chukka sickie in my day no no i would never do that on this show
that's gotta be like anything that ends like that a skeezer well i mean that's just
not the one you bring home to mom have you ever been to squisha we've all had
that's just going out on the fish uh you're like getting mad with it like go
go and have a wee party get mad with it do you say pish pish that's a lot of push
that's a lot of pressure oh very shallow it's more of an edinburgh thing the seas ah
little boys back home man the celtics the seas ah the seas all right crack open it
from the esky this is very australian so a tinny is a can of beer and an esky is a cooler so you go
open up the esky take a can of beer out and drink that down speak it i mean nobody said
sleek anymore but sleek it is like cunning and uh like slippery yeah like we're cool and sleek
at beasty will you know away from my feast day it's from the famous oh that totally um
i got this one boys it's the old liquor store you're bodega you're under the packy that's where
it's like your convenience store your mart yeah your liquor your booze where is that really where
this has a few meanings i'm from the country of origin for it yeah no offense
to the cause but just funny on this i got so excited because i got to say this word
on the show you would never be allowed to say that on british daytime tv like maybe
after like 10 o'clock you could say wanker but it means a self-pleasure
not that there's anything wrong with that you could also use it to offend someone
a wii is a bit of a giveaway i probably suppose my guess would be it's like a little kid or a little
uh pauper or a peasant or whatever yeah well i don't have a lot of peasants running around if we
got to make an educated guess i'd go a little yeah exactly are we shy slappy lips what a great name
those are those cheating bastards from the yankees slappy mcblue lips of course
i'm worried this is one of mine but i'm getting
my mum used to call it your cookie so maybe that was her little version of that you know like
if you had the itchy bum you had a mouse in your cookie put a mouse in your cookie
a drunkard guy this is aussie as anything you're bloody drongo you bloody idiot
[ __ ] like all of that sort of stuff me i'm a drunkard banging when you blast past that
street and you gotta bang the ui you gotta bust it around before the state trooper comes in bags
when i first came over here i heard uh flip a [ __ ] yeah i've never heard that
before i thought that was awesome is that in here chuck on some tracking dags okay this
is australian uh it's tracksuit pants that's all that's what we call it all
what else would you call traffic that like you know track suit packs chuck on some trackies
um you live a long time maybe you have good health so what's lemreek
that's for me my mom would tell me that all the time every time i asked for my
lunch money as a kid okay rob go get my pocketbook that's it it's a purse
a lot of yours aren't words they're just like lazy speech yeah it's pretty much make
everything shorter and easier and a little bit obnoxious i i this definitely transcends
yeah i mean come on every culture that's probably scroll down the pyramids pissed yeah
egyptians got pissed a lot uh drunk or angry or or like literally someone has pissed on you oh okay
well there you go there's an easy one bad thinking like absolutely true like no word of a lie like
if you're telling a story and someone's like is that true like fair income like absolutely
ah chowder heads oh we're in the right place for that i love it it's a nickname for everybody from
massachusetts because we're big chowder people you know we love our clam chowder newman clam chowder
and i'm uh proud of that one just did a commercial and they called me chowder that was my nickname
uh okay oka or a yobo so this is australian the equivalent like redneck g'day hey y'all my name's
they all mean the same thing we're all just drunks
uh clatty that feels pretty scottish clatty like crappy like clunky your
car's looking a wee bit clatty pal you might want to get it to the mechanic
yeah you go around the rotary it's a uh it's the part of the street that's circled off so you go
around the rotary and you bear off to whatever exit or whatever you know around about yeah
oh this is what i was referring to earlier neeps and tatties that's parsnips and potatoes a lovely
accompaniment to haggis which as we all know is a sheep turned inside out and then boiled
so yeah absolutely which we all know patsies
the guy that killed jfk pat or new england patriots it was used in a derogatory way but
the years are not doing well oh we can't do that i don't even if i don't if that
doesn't even register in my brain we're talking about the pats so yeah
the pats it's the greatest team in the history of sports it's a dynasty it's the greatest team
ever paste you back come back quick come back soon see you soon hope to see you soon
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everyone around uh oceana oceana australasia thank you for watching and days i guess isn't currently
airing in scotland so i'll take like i guess northern europe hope to see you soon denmark and
to uh my fellow massholes i love you i appreciate you um thank you for watching boston strong