So I ran right across the alligators, hopped on my motorbike,
and drove right through a concrete wall.
And then spent the rest of the afternoon rescuing the disabled school children.
- Wow... - Whoa.
You rescued all those first graders?
Yes, but in a way, they rescued me.
Aw...
[spitting]
[beeping]
Ooh, my buttercake is ready.
Everyone get ready for my special buttercake.
No!
- We can't have buttercake? - Dad, buttercake.
Look, we've spent our whole dinner listening to Roger
talking about his exciting fantastic life.
Ray, don't be jealous.
I mean, yes, Roger is an exceptional man.
But I'm sure you have lots of great stories about selling junk...
and stuff.
Oh, well don't forget that Ray,
my daddy, is also an amazing inventor.
Yeah, he's like a genius.
Amazing man, my daddy.
Oh, that's right. Show me that cute pen you made again.
Yes, the little pen that turns into a nose hair trimmer.
That was so impressive.
Oh, do you wanna be impressed?
You wanna be impressed? Oh, OK!
Tell you what. Before we have our buttercake,
why don't you take a look at another little invention
that I just whipped up last week.
- Uh, dude... - That's 'Dad' to you.
Uh, Dad...
I, uh... I don't think you need to show them that.
Yeah, you don't need to be showing them that.
Oh, yes I do.
But like all great inventors,
I'll need my maid to assist me. Schwoz?
Yes, Mr. Manchester?
Help me teleport the dinner table.
Uh, OK.
Uh, first we set the--
Yeah, first thing that I do is activate this.
As you can see there, and then that goes there, and then...
That right there-- Yep, that's correct. Schwoz is right.
- And the... the thing and the thing... - And it's stabilized.
Now we lock it onto the dinner table.
And I do this... do it.
[beeping]
Now, look over there.
Oh my God!
Great Britain!
You... you've created a teleportation device!
Ray, this is the most amazing invention ever.
Yeah, thanks.
So who wants buttercake?
- Ooh, I do! - Buttercake!
No, thank you.
I'm afraid Lacy and I won't be joining you for buttercake.
- Why not? - Dude, buttercake.
I'm sorry, but I must now transport myself,
my wife and my new invention to headquarters in England.
What are you talking about?
I'm going to show this teleportation device, that I invented,
to the British Parliament and even to the Queen.
- Oh, Roger. - That's right.
Really, Lacy?
You'd respect a man who's steal someone else's invention
and pretend like it was his?
- Uh dude, that's exactly what you-- - Shut up.
And as for you...
Uh-uh-uh. You all stay right where you are.
And now, we hate to eat and run, but it's time for Lacy, me,
and my new toy to teleport ourselves to England.
- Guys... - What? What? What?
[beeping]
Uh, hey, hey, Roger?
Uh look, my maid just reminded me that the teleporter
hasn't been perfected yet.
Yeah, it can't transport two people at the same time.
Yeah, and if you try it, it might do something terrible.
Oh Ray, you always were a terrible liar.
Nice try, old boy.
Old?
It was good to see you, Ray.
- No! Wait, no! - Stop! Stop!
Wait!
[grunting]
Ah, jeeze man!
- It's so bright! - Schwoz, what's going on?
My teleporter, it's malfunctioning.
Oh, no!
Oh... Schwoz, what's going on? What is that?
My... my device, it...
It took Lacy and Roger and turned them into this... blob thing.