I am one haircut away getting rid of all this decaying dead hair, but you still need to live with it for now.
Hey guys, if you didn't catch the last video, I'm currently in the middle of a move right now
so, I apologize this room is incredibly echo-y. It's temporary, I swear I should be moving soon, but anyway. Over the past few years
I've always gotten a bunch of comments asking me how RHPC or the Ryan Higa Production Company came to be. You know, these guys?
(The Greg-orian calendar)
(When there's a Will there's a way)
(The Brains and The Sean)
(Derrick, Derrick on the wall)
(Daina-ish Butter Cookies)
(I've got nothing... RIP Paco)
Wait, we're doing mine now.
What... where's my freeze... you have to let me know so I can at least look and get a freeze frame?
*burps*
And I guess when I really think about it
I never
did introduce who RHPC was or when they joined. It kind of just started showing up in videos now
and then eventually all the time. You guys kind of just figured out who was who. Well, today
(Dramatically) It's all going to change because for the very first time in RHPC history for the very first time - I already - said that I
am going to be telling you guys all of you viewers out there, for the very first time The Story of How the RHPC Squad
came to be
*DRAMATIC MUSIC*
I don't know why I did it...sort of, like that. It's not...the story isn't that epic. It's pretty boring
actually. Or is it! Naw it's...actually not that interesting at all or epic. Look
I'm just going to be honest and tell you guys the honest story, so I apologize if it's a little boring
I'm just going to do the best that I can do relaying the story to you guys
without exaggerating too much from my own memory even though
I can't remember things that well.
*Dramatic Music*
It was the year 2009 when I escaped the UNLV training academy
*More Dramatic Music*
(Hey get back here) (No one drops out of UNLV) (Pay us tuition)
*Super Dramatic Music*
*Evil Laughter*
Ahhhhhhh
Thank you. I never thought you would actually ever help (steals tuition book)
Ahhhhhhhhhhh
You'll never get a job without us!
Once I got my tuition back
I had all the money to travel to another city, the infamous city known as
Los Angeles which is Japanese for if you want to make it here don't be
Japanese. The city was beautiful when I first arrived. Everyone seemed nice and pleasant and all of them were beautiful. Little did I know
these were some of the best actors and imposters in the world.
Luckily for me, I'd found my first allies
You got to be a little more careful around here.
Who are you?
I'm D-Trix. These are my friends Will (Howdy) and Greg (Gouty).
Wait what? Gouty?
Yeah, I have gout. Ate too much oysters as a kid so I had to replace most of my body.
Oh um...okay. And that's when I started to ease off on the seafood
*Dramatic Music*
After a couple years battling off the imposters, I knew we couldn't keep up this pace. It was time to go back to Vegas.
They got us completely surrounded. Alright, Greg's gonna drop a smoke.
Roger that.
And then we all head northeast for the desert.
Smoking won't cover us that far.
You guys go on I'll hold em' off.
What're you talking about ?
We're not gonna leave you alone out here.
Don't worry about me. I got reinforcements.
Alright guys let's do this
*Fighting Music*
Hi Ryan! (IT'S FUJIYOSHI!!!!)
Sean?!?! The hell are you doing out here?
I just got done with the academy so I came to hang out.
Are you crazy?!?!?! Come on!
Sean was an ally early on before we went to different academies. Unlike myself
he finished his training at the academy in the city of roses. He easily became the brains of the group
Hello there. Hello? Greetings sir...
STOP!!
(DMX-Ruff Ryder's Anthem)
DROP, shut em' down, open up shop.
OH
NO, that's how Ruff Ryders roll.
STOP
DROP, shut em' down, open up shop.
OH
NO
That's how Ruff Ryders roll.
And that's how we met Derrick. He was a mystery,
unpredictable, a wild-card. I believe the first time we met we asked him to take us to a shop for some food and
beverage and he brought us here.
Hey, come on guys. I heard they have really good chicken strips here.
We still don't know why Derrick brought us here
but we're sure glad he did for that's when we came across one of our most valuable members Daina.
There it was a final piece to the puzzle. We now knew we had everything we needed to create the ultimate team known as
The RHPC Squad.
Uh... Hello.
What?
You're just going to give everyone else epic intros and leave me out.
Well, I was getting to that. If you would let me finish.
It's on the next page.
Oh.
Well it better be epic like everyone else is and not
some stupid joke.
It will okay. So may I...
Whatever.
*Clears throat*
And there it was. The final piece to the puzzle. We now knew we had everything we needed to create the ultimate team known as
The RHPC Squad.
Oh, and then we added the stripper too.
And Paco.
La fin.
Yeah, that was pretty accurate.
Daina: That's cute Greg: Stuff off
Yeah, that's good.
TEEHEE