- I think that if manicures were only for women,
we'd call them womanicures.
- Whatever manicure I get today cannot compare to
what I can do with my teeth.
- I'm not really excited about a old lady
scraping dead skin from my nails.
- Honestly, I'm just ready
to have my hands taken to the next level.
- It's like a haircut for your fingers.
- I think I may have found out,
I have some weird personal boundaries on my fingers.
I don't know what it is.
I'm like super stiff.
- She's already cut all 10 of my nails
and I didn’t bleed, which is more
than I can say for my own ability.
- Cuticle ninja down there.
She hasn't hit one bit of skin.
- Dude, you're in very capable and professional hands.
- Somehow, I suddenly have this sensation
like I'm about to fall sleep.
- Yeah, I was a little worried
when she stuck my hand in the bowl of warm water.
- Oh, I've already started peeing.
- You have a guy get his girlfriend
to force him to come here.
- I can't look at it.
- I'm a little scared.
- She put juice on my fingers.
- Ah, that feels good.
- Thank you
- I'm like, look at all that crap that's on there.
What have I been doin' to myself.
- Dude, she’s gonna put me to sleep.
She's tranquilizing me with her fingers right now,
it's just amazing.
- Does this promote nail growth?
- I see the benefit of this now.
- I take back everything else I was saying.
This feels amazing, that magic, hot, lotion.
- What is this?
Okay.
- This is what my girlfriend is doing
when she gets her nails done?
She's like "oh, I had to get my nails done,
"so I was late to get home."
Well, of course you were.
You were out having the time of your life.
- [Woman] Clear or, you just leave your nails plain?
- What do you guys think?
You guys getting polish, over there?
- I am gonna get my nails done black.
- Is it toxic?
If I were to say, bite my nails,
immediately after that, it's okay?
I'm okay.
- That's just like the fumes, of the oils,
and the juices, and the paint.
I get so sleepy from everything that's happening.
- It's very cool.
- Sometimes at the end of like, these kind of things,
I don't know what it is, but I get that warm,
fuzzy feeling inside, and I almost start crying.
- I got a little fan.
- Shaking it, dry em' out.
- I mean, guys just don't normally do this,
but maybe they should.
I don't know.
- I understand why women go do this.
This is great.
- Don't regret this decision, even a little bit.
- I wonder how long the shine's gonna last, though.
- All in all, five out of five post brunch activity.