And then, I checked Instagram
and I see an ad for Graham crackers.
-Ah! -These things are spying on us.
Yeah, go ahead and spy on me.
You're going to see me drink too much wine
and watch too much Scandal.
I'm so glad you could come out
with us tonight, Professor Yurabay.
Getting to see what you
go on to do after graduation
is one of my favorite parts of teaching.
Your class at business school
is the reason we're not at a hedge fund.
We're doing what we think is important.
-Cheers. -Cheers.
So tell me more about this new job.
Oh, it's great. We're in the Amstar building.
And here we go.
-All right. -Oh, thank you.
-Look at that. Who got that? -Yeah. That's mine.
Dylan, that looks really good.
I should've got that.
Yeah, so everything's going really great.
There's this one woman on my team
that's driving me a little crazy.
-What's her deal? -She's just a micromanager.
Every time I'm making a deck,
she's saying, "I wouldn't have made it that way."
I should've got that.
Have you, uh, tried at all
to talk to her about your issues?
Dylan. Look over there.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
Give me that.
What?
Give me that.
-My food? -I'm joking.
I'm joking.
Enough about my drama.
Dylan, how are your kids?
They're a handful, of course, but we have the au pair,
and Susan is working part-time
right now, so that really helps.
I'm joking. I'm joking.
Professor, do you want a bite of mine?
Yeah, I actually would like to try.
Yeah, sure.
Uh, come here.
Yeah, so, Brenda is
four-and-a-half, Taylor is three,
-and they're into art right now. -Mmm.
Dylan,
I'm going to eat the whole thing.
It's, uh... It's so weird to imagine you as a dad.
Are you going to tell
-people I did that? -Hmm?
That I housed Dylan's burger.
We're not going to say anything.
You didn't like your meal.
-It's no big deal. -Let me take a video
of you saying you're going to kill the president.
-What? -It's no big deal.
No one's ever going to see it
unless I hear the story
of me housing Dylan's burger
down at Graham's Lorelai Lounge.
-We're not saying that. -Saying what?
That we'll kill the president.
-Oh, shit. Say it again. -What is wrong with you?
I tried to get a video,
but I couldn't flip it fast enough.
We were really looking forward
to seeing you tonight.
We look up to you so much,
but right now, I don't even know what to think.
The truth is, I may look like I have it all,
but inside, I'm just a scared little boy
who never learned how to ask
for people's food or their burger.
And the thing that scares me the most
is that if people found out,
my wife would go to jail 'cause every night...
-a little boy goes down on her. -Jesus.
-Fuck. -Christ!