Hey guys! So, I had a few hours spare so i thought I'd make a quick video.
First of all you know how my fly is always coming down?
Well! Check this out!
I've put a key ring ring ... on the zip.
So now I can hook that around the button, do up my jeans and no more pants unzipping incidents!
Woo!
Just thought I'd share that in case anyone was going
through the same trauma that I was.
Another thing you may have noticed is
I have been shorn. You know my hair is all short. I've got ears!
Hello ears!
Ears..
And straight after I had my haircut
I noticed that an eBay auction had appeared, selling my hair!
So if that was you, Fabrice-
yes, my hairdresser is called Fabrice
I'm gonna find a new hairdresser!
Anyway, moving on
I got my groceries delivered today and they delivered my
usual cereal bar and popcorn
but then they delivered a mystery item which was blue hair dye.
Yeah this.. this was just in my bag, I did not order this!
Hehe, look at the people on the box
Oh, Susan, I feel so close to you right now we got the same hair.
Oh yeah, Danny, put your chin right in my ear!
I thought: Well, this must be fate, why not give it a go
and I don't think my hair is gonna change that much looking at the color chart.
Intense!
The waterproof formula now has pomegranate and vitamin C...
I should probably put an older t-shirt on if I'm gonna cover myself in hair dye.
Let's see what's in the box!
Here we have a... thing?
A big watery thing.
Application!
Okay, it's worrying me that those people have red hair...
I have some gloves.
So first of all we have to mix these two things together.
That's such a satisfying feeling, I love squeezing things into other things.
That sounded weird.
Urgh!
This does not smell like pomegranates.
Now comes the shaking.
Shake, shake!
Could I be a cocktail waiter?
Woo!
Okay, I think that is shooken up enough.
Time to apply it to my head!
Or my bonce, as my dad likes to call heads.
I am the surgeon of death!
Here we go.
Oh, it's cold!
This stuff really smells.
No going back now, guys.
Don't stop, never give u- I swear! S Club 7 has been in my head for about two weeks now.
That feels kinda good.
Oh, I'm getting it all over my ears.
This feels really weiiird!
I think I'm mostly covered now.
Now wait for thirty minutes.
I kinda don't wanna leave this bed, because I'd probably stain the floor and the wall and the ceiling
and every item of clothing I own so I'm just gonna stay here.
I think I'll ask you guys some questions on twitter.
I'm pretty good, thanks, Timothy, though it looks like a smurf was murdered on my head.
I shave about once every three days, if I leave it any more than that then I get a manly neckbeard!
The true wolverine.
Ohgod, my neck is dripping.
According to my mum I would have been "Fiona", so: "AmazingFiona"!
Who would look like this, according to fanart by you guys:
I am my fave 1D member.
Well, now I feel awkward.
I guess it's my duvet, which I'd probably hide under during any kind of apocalypse.
Don't make me go outside, mama!
I've already told you guys, the fox sounds like a person being murdered.
*shriek*
Can't really dance along to that though.
*shriek*
Hopefully presenting the weather, as that was always my dream as a child
And in the west there'll be a rain of lizards.
Yeah. I don't think I'd last very long. On TV.
Brother!
Can you imagine how terrifying that would be?
Hey look into the sky, darling!
*bird(lobster) noises*
No more of that.
Probably the prettiest lady cow. Or maybe Santa.
I don't know why I just said Santa.
I always pick Sub-Zero.
When I was a child I would always pick Sonya.
*fox shriek*
No.
Okay, time is up. I'm gonna wash this stuff out of my hair now.
Wish me luck!
Transformation... complete!
I've shone this light on myself so you can see the true blueness.
Otherwise it just kind of looks black.
Yeah, I'm happy with it! Welcome, blue hair!
Well, thanks for coming with me on this fantastic journey!
Todays "Draw-Phil-naked" is:
And I will see you very soon. Bye, guys!
Woooaaaah!
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