- Yes hello, it is me Pamela Adlon and I am here.
You may not know my face,
but you'll certainly know my voice
as, "Bobby from King of The Hill."
And Spinelli from Recess.
And Lucky from 101 Dalmatians.
And Moose from Pepper Ann.
And the lady from this thing, and the boy and the girl.
And I don't even remember.
So basically I'm gonna just [beep] it up
with some cartoons I've never seen before.
Just see what I could do.
Just see what you got, seagull.
[shot whooshing] She looks like a baller.
Like a boss, she's saying no to bullying.
That's what she's doing.
She's sick of it.
She's on her way to being a woman,
and she's not a hot mess, she's a boss.
[inhaling] "Okay, I feel like
you guys are ganging up on me
and you are going to regret it
because I'm a boss.
And you know my aunt used to sing this song to me."
♪ I had a little rooster ♪
♪ Little rooster and me ♪
♪ I fed my rooster our rigmor tree ♪
♪ Little pig goes lug lug ♪
[shot whooshing]
"I mean this would be my standard like kid,
I'm on my skateboard and I'm just like going through.
And like hey guys come on!
Hey, hit the, am I in the ocean?
I feel like I'm in the ocean.
You know you're my best friend, and this is my surfboard.
And I live in Hawaii.
And maybe I live in Hawaii a little bit like shaka brother.
Maybe it goes in this direction, I don't even know.
But yeah, and I'm really thirsty
and I wanna hang out with my friends so, bye."
[shot whooshing]
"Okay, this girl looks like
she is made of Legos.
But she has a hotdog
and she's really excited about eating it
but she might be like a little bit like Radie-Anne
or something like that.
But she's very happy and she's very bubbly.
And she's got a hotdog and she likes to go to the restaurant
that's the home of the worlds longest sneeze guard.
And she is just as cute as a button.
And she's got a little bit of a Lego for a nose."
She's got that like she's shaved the side of her head.
"And she likes Hot Topic.
And I don't know, she could be from anywhere
but I just put her there."
[shot whooshing]
He's made a mistake and he's remorseful.
[laughs] But he's running.
That's what you see.
So if I was doing this and we were at the studio,
the people would be like, "He's eight to 10."
And he's like, "He's super scared
and he's not forward, he's very shy."
I mean he's just in peril, that's what I see, peril.
[heavy breathing] "I don't like the bees.
I really don't like the bees.
I'm running and it's just like
hey man, you don't even have to run after me, I didn't mean.
Here's your honeycomb back.
I don't want the honey."
[shot whooshing]
Okay, this is like, "The voice of your car.
But she could be, I'm a Lichtenstein graphic.
And [sigh] I just wish that [sigh] Bradley
would come and meet me but I can't get the text.
It's not, not in time but it could be a Jennifer Coolidge
kind of a vibe like that.
So I don't even know, because my eyes are closed.
But anyway psyche, what are those, mm."
I mean easy, come on.
[shot whooshing]
[chuckles]
Okay, this reminds me of a girl that I met in a park one day
and she had no upper lip and she was looking for her dog.
So that's all I can think about.
But she's got a nail in her tongue and [beep] in her nose
and her neck, so whatever.
So it's like, "I'm looking for my dog.
Have you seen my dog,
because I don't really know where he is.
And he was just wandering around the park
like that direction over there.
Have you seen my dog?"
So that was her, that was really good.
If you were there 30 years ago, you would say it was good.
[shot whooshing]
"Hey man, what are you doing?
I know that everything is like."
"Is like I feel like we're truly trying to.
I'm from Copenhagen but I'm not originally from there.
And I've got a lot of friends
and my family is following me around.
And I really want to get to know you.
And if you could suck on my toes
I'd really, really, really appreciate it."
I don't know why I said that.
That really [beep] blows.
"Suck on my toes."
[shot whooshing]
"Well I'm time and it's running away from me.
You see his mustache and you think,
oh this is very important.
It's time, time is fleeting.
And the people are running,
they're running through the streets and the channels.
Don't you understand, don't lag behind
but really I'm sleeping.
That's the important thing you need to know."
I don't know why he looks English but he does.
[shot whooshing] If you're looking for a voice,
they'll tell you what they want first.
But you gotta bring what you have inside.
And you gotta be confident,
and you can't be afraid to look stupid.
And dare to suck.
Just go for it.
Because they want you to bring whatever you got.
And they'll go through everything.
They'll just ware you down till the end.
So just bring your favorite thing first,
and then you'll end up doing your least favorite thing,
but you still got a job.
I'm Pamela Adlon, and this was my take
on some original character voices, things, thank you.