Slingshots bottle rockets those we can understand but this stuff
that's the stupidest thing i ever heard
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We'll be counting down our picks for the top ten shocking school bands before we begin we publish new videos
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For this list we'll be looking at items
Activities and relationships that have been banned by at least one school somewhere at some point in time so today
We're not gonna worry about winning
We're gonna go out there and have fun
Number 10 flamin hot cheetos
yo kids here's a flamin' hot cheetos snacks
Gong are the good old days
When kids could bring a couple of bags of flamin hot cheetos to school without the fear of having them?
Confiscated schools in California, New Mexico and Illinois have banned the snack due to its high levels of fat
26 grams in a snack sized bag and because they believe the food might be addictive our brain is really
Hardwired to find things like fat and salt really rewarding flamin hot cheetos are also high in salt and sodium
Making them public enemy number one in a country desperately trying to shed its unhealthy image
But a nutritional deficit isn't the only reason these snacks are coming under fire in excess
Flamin hot cheetos have sent kids to hospital with gastrointestinal
inflammation
Number nine holiday parties kids like to celebrate it they don't think of Santa as Jesus do you?
From Halloween and Christmas to Valentine's Day and Easter schools are slowly beginning to do away with holiday parties
what was once a time for kids to reap the rewards for all their hard work with candy and games is now considered a
distraction we might have to cancel the Christmas pageant and to think they were this close to
Regionals the school's view these parties as lacking an educational value and a possible contributor to poor dietary choices
and eating habits
Christmas has taken the brunt of the criticism with some schools going so far as to ban references to jolly old Saint Nick himself
Can anyone say bah humbug that's fine because you know what happens next
We cancel Christmas
Number eight school bags you got a one strapping
Seriously, I have no strap, but if that would even be possible
Yes, you heard that right even though
It's right there in the name school bags are now banned at a number of different US schools
Well the reasons for the ban vary depending on the school in question the main concern has been the physical well-being of students
according to a 2010 study out of the University of California
backpacks book bags or whatever you call them pose a threat to the health of the
Children carrying them that along with the fact that they apparently increased congestion in the hallways has led to them being banned
Number seven balls my strategy is to touch the ball as little as possible chalk it up to teamwork
football soccer balls and basketballs have been playground staples for decades however according to a number of different elementary schools
They are also extremely dangerous
and thus deserving of a ban back in 2011 a
Toronto elementary school issued a note to parents that stated all balls that weren't made of sponge or nerf material would be confiscated
Calm down Greg its soccer. It's soccer
This was after a parent got hit in the head by an errant soccer ball and ended up with a concussion
Outdoor activity has also come with some risk of minor scrapes and bruises
But it seems that one person's unfortunate accident has been deemed
Concerning enough to change the nature of play time for hundreds of kids if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball
number six dictionaries
Webster's dictionary defines
wedding as
the fusing of two metals with a hot torch
In the history of education there's been no book more prominent than this one
It contains pretty much all the words making it an excellent tool
me fail english that's unpossible
So naturally dictionaries were temporarily banned from Southern California schools in
2010 the problem essentially boiled down to kids being kids as some students were looking at the definition to dirty words and phrases
The school board felt that the explicit language was an appropriate reading material and banned the merriam-webster dictionary
Lookup idiots in the dictionary. You know you'll find
Picture me know the definition of the word, which you are
Ultimately the ban was lifted and parents were given the option of using an alternative dictionary if they were still
Uncomfortable did the boom-boom' split up all your wordy word books in dictionaries number five bathroom stall doors
whoa Peat. hey Tad (um hey.) can i talk to you for a sec.
Yeah sure
It would appear that some school bands have no bounds in
2012 a Texas high school removed the door stall bathroom stalls in a move they claimed was for student safety according to a school spokesperson
The doors were removed after reports surfaced of students fighting what that has to do with bathroom doors is beyond us it didn't take long
Before people began to speculate that the real reason the doors were removed was because some students were engaging in sexual activities
what the f*** are you doing in here?
Similarly another school board forced kids to leave the door open for supervision
regardless of the justifications everyone deserves privacy in the bathroom
you mind if i um. Oh, yeah no my bad finish up in here.
Number 4 skinny jeans they're banning female students from wearing them because they're causing male students to go through puberty prematurely
Much has been made in the early 21st century of what to do with students who arrive at school wearing inappropriate clothing
However calling skinny jeans inappropriate is a little too much unfortunately many school officials
Don't see it that way
Considering clothing such as skinny jeans and yoga pants to be distracting to male
students as per usual the onus is on the female students to change their attire as
Opposed to teaching male students about respect for their peers interestingly enough there doesn't seem to be much concerned over male
students wearing skinny jeans though
i'm wearing tights. i got skinny jeans on the same f***ing thing
Number 3 winning I'm by winning I
Win here, and I win there now what yes even winning is under fire
It appears that some students can't handle the emotional pain that comes with losing a game of kickball
So to protect their delicate sensibilities that game has been banned along with soccer dodgeball and even tag you don't keep
What's the point of playing if you don't keep score
How do you know. in the eyes of a number of schools in the UK and US competitive games are physically and emotionally
Dangerous to students not only that but one North Carolina school board even banned its high schools from naming
valedictorians the truth is I am
Really
Scared. the reason competitions of that kind are unhealthy it would seem that the idea of healthy competition
Isn't as widely appreciated as it used to be it's a participation trophy everyone gets one
It's like you're speaking Chinese to me right now number two red ink uh?
Yes red ink the silent killer various schools around the globe have decided it is in their best interest to ban teachers from using
Red ink because it is a very negative color the color
the color of this pen is rrr.
Apparently the 21st century student can't handle the severity of red ink you know
Because it's the meanest color of all inks so what color have teachers been asked to use instead
Green the wait. Isn't green the same color as marijuana
delinquent behavior
i was gonna clean my room until i got high
Quick ban it, but seriously if a generation of kids read corrections in green
Ink isn't it only a matter of time until they make a similar negative association with that color, too
the pen is blue. the god damn pen is blue!
Before we unveil our topic here are a few honorable mentions some schools are now telling kids
You can't walk or ride your bike to school because it's just not safe
Number one best friends
oh, your best friend that i ever had
This one feels like it belongs in a satirical movie about inept school officials who have lost touch with reality
Sadly it comes from a totally real story out of the UK
Apparently some schools there have discouraged
children from having best friends asking them to have lots of good friends their reasoning having a best friend has the potential to
Alienate others to call this band ridiculous would be the understatement of the year having a best friend isn't something your school or any
institution for that matter can prohibit you from having
Best friends yeah, so get out there and find yourself a BFF that way you can laugh at all these silly bands together
How come I'm not best friends with anyone in the group?
Don't patronize me
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