Every star wars vision episode ranked by a non-star wars fan but jerry are you saying
you hate star wars so just being real i did not grow up watching star wars i think it was my uni
roommate that finally got me to watch the original 3 right before the new trilogy came out so go
ahead and smash that like if you're awesome i know some of you will definitely disagree with me and
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back guarantee coming in at number 9 tattooing rhapsody this is being done by studio colorito
you know them recently for the burn the witch movie although i think in the west it actually
might be most famous for the mcdonald's commercial so right off the bat one of the things that really
stood out compared to all the other nine were the character designs really going for that chibi look
i did watch the japanese version for all of these but i'm sure if you watch the english dub and you
didn't know this was anime produced by a japanese studio this would really just look like a cartoon
one of the things i really like from this episode was seeing this triple alien devil dude
because while watching star wars noticing despite this taking place in space it always really seems
to focus on more humanoid characters as to why i actually chose to rank this number 9 it really
just has to do with this almost random concert after watching this it really felt like they
wanted to do the star wars anime music video they came up with this concept first and then
thought about everything else around it as a quick standalone thing i do think it works fine but then
when comparing all nine of them sorry you're in last place but who knows maybe i'm the only one.
let me know where you ranked this. Did you enjoy rocking out to some Star Wars? Rank number eight
Akakiri. This one made by the studio is Science Saru you definitely know them from Devilman Crybaby,
the controversial Japan sinks and one that needs to get a lot more attention ride your wave. one
of the things that immediately stood out was this weird looking girl i was actually not too big of a
fan of the character designs for this one another downer for this was really just seeing the deseret
at the beginning i was thinking another barren desert place thankfully as they're traveling along
you do get some really gorgeous far shots one of the standout scenes from this episode was really
just seeing this immense rain it was actually done pretty uniquely looking extremely overbearing
and i don't know if it was just me but it felt like there were entire scenes missing here like
you weren't showing context to actually make you care about some of the stuff going on the entire
short actually felt like part of a flashback that you would get in this full anime season
if i could actually end this on a positive it does have something notable with the Jedi guy the good
guy not winning in the end for me i think this saved it from being dead last so let me know where
you ranked this one below did you write it higher or lower than me. Number seven toby by Science Saru
right away this animation style instantly stands out the combination of the art style
and the sound actually seems like this little kid anime that airs in the morning here in Japan.
so let's call it like it is oh my god did you just invent star wars Astro boy unlike the other
eight one of the things that definitely stands out here is Goku voicing this kiddy robot something i
really like was his stylized backgrounds it really just helped to give it its own identity and i
don't know i think i noticed really late but this professor dude missing arms i guess this literally
just seems to be the jedi way one of the things i found really questionable this episode was
the actual jedi fight i mean come on you got some people complaining about Rey being overpowered how
about this little robot kid i guess logic assigned the visual fight was pretty nice evil dude you
got whooped by a rookie embarrassing. perhaps more than most it actually felt like a short movie let
me know what you thought about this one was it too little kid friendly. Ranked number six the village
bride this one made by kanema citrus you know them from Made in abyss, shield hero and it's not
popular in the west but is the order a rabbit on top of this shout out to the music being produced
by kevin penkin which is my first positive here i really like the soundtrack it really had its
own identity not something like the typical star wars stuff. For the character designs here for the
people to me they immediately seem like they were straight out of disney's atlantis movie
another thing i really liked about this was seeing the very nice far shots and background scenes it
really gave you a sense of the planet oh yes the hair screams very japanese and you got that little
twist on the back although don't hate me i saw her look and it made ichigo pop into my head
i was really just curious why is she wearing that bean mask one of the scenes that i thought was
really well done was really just her slicing the hair off ah signaling change coming even
more emphasized by losing the mask and hopefully combat she was writing the typical female fantasy
footwear for the anime this episode what is this guy fabulous star wars vin diesel oh yes a banana
flavor lightsaber gotta love the samurai stems was it not her jedi powers or a combination her
flashing forward with that gear still i do have to call out the star wars cliche slicing off the hand
this whole short was simple but i really like this one i do think it displayed a good amount of
world building showcase for the non-space psychic people i really wouldn't mind this episode series
following their adventures i'm curious did you enjoy this one as much as i did ranked number five
the elder this one being done by trigger studio on top of this the director for this worked on
Gurren lagann and Promare oh my god i was like did they already kill the black dude come on
disney and i'm sure you noticed it right away the character designs if you didn't actually tell
me this was an anime produced by trigger studio that would have not been my first guess for some
positives here i do like that they pretty much landed on japan planet just a really good excuse
to bring in some japan stuff and about the black apprentice getting cut down i did actually notice
that they didn't show you where he got caught i was like come on are you censoring this look at
those eyes i was thinking hollow demon eyes? Oh yes bust out the devil lightsabers funny because if
you're actually watching this in order you've already seen this trick before so it actually
made it less special one of the things i really liked though was them duking it out in the rain
excellent touch it was nice to see how this guy was clearly mad or just shocked one of the
things that left me a little confused with that thunder pikachu move is it fine to use that while
raining also i thought this guy said he wasn't a sith and then the standout pro gamer move moment
way to go jedi but still one of the frustrating things was like come on dude double tap outside
of the actual lightsaber fight i found this kind of meh it almost had this setup type of feel to it
to a bigger story so post below where did you rank this one is that your favorite top 4 the duel this
one made by studio kemikaze douga in the past they have made that train wreck of a movie ninja batman
but perhaps they're most famous for pop team epic all right so first off the animation this one
really stands out being in black and white they went for this stylized cg look that looks almost
sketched just saying this old school japan mixed with stormtroopers and other star wars stuff if you've
seen it you're definitely going to be thinking of ninja batman too or just this mixture of samurai
and tech really feels like seven samurai or even a scot felony so one of the things i really
liked about this was seeing that rant spinning lightsaber that's right [ __ ] it's an umbrella
version and surprise surprise for the jedi dude not a jedi he's got a cherry flavor lightsaber too
for the actual fight while i really did like them duking it out was it just me or did it seem like
it went by really too quickly it almost felt like oh time limit reached sorry girl you gotta die
dialogue wise it might as well have been silent that might have actually been stronger as this
quiet short just keep the sound effects and music i got a feeling some of you will enjoy the fight
more but i actually like more what was revealed at the end it really just got me thinking about the
lore here this guy has a lot of those rubies he must have just been smashing pots on his free time
i think i got it this is samurai champloo meet star wars so let me know how much you enjoyed this
one were you put off by the black and white i've really been trying to stay in the dark but i got
a feeling that some of you may rank this as your number one number three the ninth jedi the anime
studio on this one is production ig the director for this is actually the director for ghost in the
show standalone complex what an amazing intro shot are you upside down no it's space so it doesn't
matter lightsaber lightsaber lightsaber could you just pop one out like ray did but seriously i
really did actually enjoy getting this glimpse at some star wars lore either way i was really just
over the moon with the world building here so you need to build a stronger connection to the force
and the color depends on the user this is the first time i'm learning about this
which really just got me wondering why exactly are the lightsabers so special
besides the obvious of course you need them for action in movies but is there anything else but
anyway getting into this actually pretty awesome chasing anime and chasings is like bread and
butter not to mention i really felt like there was a good one missing from the recent movies this one
was really just a treat for the twist here that's right we're all cherry flavored [ __ ] could this
actually be the most dark side users together at the same time i did feel like the fights before
this episode this one being number five were over really quickly though the majority of them was
just them boringly swinging away i'm sorry but i thought this one was better than the dual episode
and get a look at this actual death in star wars once again he had another display of the thunder
force is that really only a dark user power i don't know where green falls into this one really
left me wanting more they left it open and go save papa this very much feels like it could have been
a setup to the new star wars trilogy sorry ray hello kara i mean she already has this established
connection to the lightsaber and other jedi stuff not to mention actually fighting to save her papa
so what you think about this one i really liked it do you think cara could have made a better wraith
number two the twins i mean Trigger and star wars this is like a match made in heaven so instantly
the trigger style shines through is that a female with darth vader one of the things that was nice
and done super quick was their flashback already a daunting backstory with the white shot of the
black suit he had that big ass head it's almost bug alien-like on the flip side her brother
he looks lame not that it matters helmet off this guy is straight out of pro mirror
you can't tell me that's not the main character what was pretty awesome and just overpowered was
using the force to pull back that ship which is right out of the recent trilogy alright so
getting into the sister unmask i really liked her more unique design just quickly i was trying to go
down trigger characters and she didn't resemble a famous one for something questionable you do
have this thing about the force power seeing into the future i have no clue is this new oh
yes lightsaber whips so kinky so six lightsabers versus one sorry but by anime logic you lose i
mean just cut them off can punchy style this final scene though i really found it questionable don't
get me wrong the split ship looks awesome right out of one of the recent movies but going that
fast with the lightsaber even if you could do that no way your sister survives that assault i know i
know maybe i'm overthinking about this but this just took me completely out of the scene on the
bright side i do think this has some of the most fleshed out characters so far for being sharps i'm
craving more come on expand this into a tv show or movie screw ray and screw mr simp definitely let
me know how much you like this one was the final couldn't have seen way too much or did you love
trigger going all out logic be damned am i number one i got a feeling i'm gonna be alone on this one
lop and ocho this one by geno studio they're most known for the golden Kamuy kicking this off a very
nice opening with this towel planet rather than japan i felt this was resembling more like general
asia or maybe even china especially if you've seen some of those oh chinese movies one of the
things that i particularly loved was following this non-human lead oh yes a bunny girl oh but
she's a slave girl which immediately screams a sega vibe another strong positive for this episode
was the very nice establishing shots or just the fortunes you get so many sprinkled throughout
this episode which sometimes doesn't get enough credit it really gives you a sense of the world
for the quick story here you do have the noble saving this cute poor girl if you watched enough
anime you're wondering is this gonna be genuine bungito what does the scouter say about their
power level i really didn't like the bunny grove's glow up here including her new clothing design
on top of this props to the voice actress here she really fleshed out this character
in case she thought she sounded familiar she is Eri from my hero academia one of the scenes that
i just found really hardcore was actually using that blood makeup and just finishing her look by
getting a fresh cut some more animation i love was really just on lump look at that expression
look at that movement they could have easily kept their fur still but they went the extra mile for a
fun scene look at her go with the umbrella i mean after having that huge ass fall this just confirms
it gravity is weird on this planet so getting into it hell yes a spear user let the drama fight begin
family versus family sister versus sister really just made more artistic with the sakura in the
background i like how lop goes on about stopping her sister but dude that should have center into
the afterlife i don't care i must say it this whole fight was my favorite this really is a
great example of how other fights in these shorts may have been done visually or animated better but
then you add another layer with the sister versus sister it really just elevates everything with the
weight and stakes for both of the characters my only complaint here was the credits oh
come on give me more out of all of nine this felt like a great intro to this 12 episode anime
so much to love here the bunny girl really got fleshed out in such a short time and hey the
empire guys were really not the final threat here although this made it my number one so let me know
where do you rank this one did you also rate it as high as i did or do you think i'm insane for
putting it at number one go ahead and post your number one down below which of these episodes did
you think was the best and which one do you think was the worst for bonus question which shirt do
you think should be expanded to a full series i'ma cheat with three i want to see more of the twins
the ninth jedi and actually the one with the bunny girl i'm so invested in this juicy story
it might be a hot take but who cares imma say it i enjoyed these much more than the last three movies
but anyway here's a fun bonus forget the story which episode do you think had the best
lightsaber fight definitely let me know that down below i will be reading and liking if you
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