*drum roll*
*old fashioned trumpet music plays*
Elephant was tired.
*yawns*
He felt like having a little sleep for ten minutes or so.
And he sat down on his old chair.
It was comfy and snug.
But every time he breathed it made twingy, twangy noises.
*Monkey noises* Elephant thought it sounded like a gang of monkeys jumping on a guitar.
And there was no way he could go to sleep.
*Grunts and huffs and puffs*
So, he went to a quiet corner of his garden.
And he lay down on the three way folding sunbed.
It felt absolutely fantastico.
And he had every intention of having a little sleep for ten minutes or so.
But... there was a sudden clap of thunder!
Elephant gave a jump.
The sun bed folded three ways...
Then it started raining so hard that he got wet right through.
So, his neighbour anteater called him in out of the rain.
Elephant explained he was only trying to have a little sleep for ten minutes or so.
Anteater said 'You should try my super duper automatic massage relaxation chair'
And Elephant tried the automatic massage relaxation chair,
it did feel super duper!
His eyes grew heavy.
A delicious drowsiness filled his mind.
And he was absolutely ready to have a little sleep for ten minutes or so.
But... then the chair started giving him an automatic massage.
Oo.. ah... ow... oh no... stop it... stop!
It flicked him back, it made him wobble like jelly...
it sent his legs this way and that way... like windscreen wipers!
And there was no way he could go to sleep.
So, Elephant decided to buy a new chair.
'I want a chair that will be nice for having a little sleep' he said.
'This inflatable chair is what you want', the shopkeeper told him.
'You will never know comfort like it,
every time you sit down it will be like having a beach vacation.'
Elephant couldn't argue with that. He bought it. And....
Back home he blew up the chair and sat down.
*huffs and puffs*
He had never felt comfort like it. It was like having a beach vacation.
Nothing could be more comfortable, snug and perfect, for having a little sleep for ten minutes or so.
Then... a gigantic cater-poff!
The inflatable chair burst to bits.
Elephant didn't know what to do.
He needed to think.
So he sat down for a while on his old chair.
It was lovely and comfy.
*sighs*
When he moved it did make twingy, twangy noises, but...
Elephant was so tired he thought it sounded like a group of angels, playing soothing tunes on heavenly harps.
And there was no way he could stay awake.
So... he had a little sleep.
*snores*
For ten hours or so.
*mix of angelic and trumpet music plays*
*trumpet music from intro plays*
'Oh... ooopsie daisy, silly me. A little help here please!'
'Step on a crack... break your mothers back'
'Oh nearly stood on a crack there. Oh no, my poor mother!'
*fart noises* 'Oh sorry!'
'Was that mine?' 'No!'
'Ohh I can't believe I've been waiting all day. How much longer is this going to take?'
'They didn't say they didn't tell me. They didn't say anything',