I scoured the internet and bought every
band item from my childhood that my
parents never got me
oh gee I got the band stuff let's figure
out why this thing is banned Barbie
dream campers are recalled because of a
risk of injury to kids a faulty foot
pedal can cause that toy car to be
southerly 150 reports of fires Let's
test it out
it's the first items next up is the skip
it the skip it actually has some
injuries because you would whack your
ankle and then have difficult to walk in
and get bruised and swole so we're gonna
try it out from the chat for the ankles
guys chase this one's easy oh you're
kind of doing it you look great there
you go there you go I can't stop but
it's gonna hit me
we understand why this was based the
next item wasn't really banned it was
just so boring and bad for reasons for
being bad there's only one review saying
it got stuck in someone's hair
oh no
oh okay yep it's working let's take a
selfie
does it take the two it does don't go
down take a look it's stupid if he gets
close to me Bree we're losing this drone
what are you doing
no don't go that way stop it no no
well that thing should be banned and I
think it'll work it's more dangerous
than the the truck the old Easy Bake
Oven was banned because people got
second degree burns that's a lot of
degrees
finger who likes these then me I've
always wanted one let's make something
oh gosh those got a lot more extensive
for the better in this plastic pour it
all in it's brown did we put it in this
direction this is what I've decided so
the reason I'm doing this is I wanted to
test out all the toys my parents
wouldn't let me have were they trying to
protect me or just trying to kill the
fun it's a really good sign when you
have a child's toy that says danger in
the bath
oh
this is going on next item next is jars
my parents had these I think this is a
newer version they used to literally
have like Pokey things a game of fun and
skill for all ages yeah I hate
two-year-olds let's give you a dart
another toy with the potential to cause
harm was jars weighted spikes designed
to be tossed in the air with the aim of
Landing in a plastic ring on another
part of the lawn lawn darts were banned
by the United States consumer product
safety commission they banned it in the
80s you know it was really bad in fact
some six thousand kids went to the
hospital in the 1970s and 1980s with
related injuries including three
fatalities how
to replace I guess so
or like this you have to be aggressive
oh okay I would have replaced
this it was the old school one but this
is safe right Philly
oh you aimed low
this is banned for a reason exactly
Chase apparently Wii modes have
destroyed TVs Across America I got
grounded for a TV I destroyed it wasn't
my TV as well but let's just keep moving
if you didn't use this guy if you got
real into
tennis you can bling it out of your hand
and just break the TV entirely a friend
of mine was playing he did not have his
wrist strap on the window was open and
he accidentally threw his Wii remote out
of his window but the good news he still
got the strike that's the price you have
to pay to win winners don't wear straws
Reed do you want to wear the strap or
should I wear the strap we both are oh I
get it we or should we Nintendo switch
it up
Zelda hole in one there we go there we
go all right this is how you bowl right
oh no no no
oh free the genie spot
oh you want me to throw it at the TV I
want you to throw it at the TV
Preston's favorite TV no all right we
this is a twofer first we have clackers
I'm gonna explain it you show everyone
how it's done strictly speaking clackers
are still around but not as the 1960s
and 1970s kids remember that proving
that sometimes the most simple toys are
the best clackers consisted of two hard
acrylic plastic balls on a string with a
ring in the middle children spent hours
swinging the balls apart and back
together to make the satisfying clock
that gave them their namesake
unfortunately the balls sometimes
exploded so they were banned in 1976 by
the Food and Drug Administration of food
or a drug you read about slap bracelets
but first I want to tell you stories
when I was younger I think I was in
fourth grade I was in geometry class and
I started slapping a bracelet it flung
off my arm and hit my teacher in the
middle of class it was really
embarrassing these are the old ones and
they're sharp metal inside and this
fabric it goes away and then there's
expose metal so when you slap your wrist
you cut you how am I doing hey breathe
all right here is the exposed metal oh
my God pull that off oh oh don't slap
that against your arm I don't want to
set it down oh okay oh
I'm not replacing the the easy bake oven
though this is still safe enough these
are black panther claws which I'm not
gonna lie looks super cool they have not
been banned or discontinued but y'all
they look dangerous they're in between
toy and a weapon it's
muddled
there's sound effects brief you're
running around you're slashing at things
you're fighting fake monsters your
grandma's in the way and then your
grandma you just go oh
if you punch it your hand's gonna slip
not only Grandma's gonna get hurt but
the kid's gonna get hurt it needs to be
on a watch list I'm a superhero
he's fine he still has his fingers I had
one of these Santa brought it to me when
I was little and it was so fun these are
dangerous I know I know but it says here
they had to recall 8.9 million of these
toys I never had a problem but
apparently people needed stitches I
think one flew into a fireplace that is
my favorite video of all time this is
just a helicopter on a ferry going
towards your eyes
lipstick on a pig it's still a pig it's
a pretty Pig though
this literally hurts someone on sets
we won't talk about that so we're going
to replace the Easy Bake easy with
Samantha
Sky Dancer next scene
two
show your favorite that kind of looks
like cheese excuse me it looks like
something you would have had as a kid
this is a vocalypse they literally stop
selling them because they're ugly
puppy and you can save him from the
pound give me a little love and lots of
hugs if you take me home I will love you
so the whole premise behind the pound
puppy is it's the sad dog that you need
to save for a pound and the only way to
save it is to use your parents credit
card to buy it that is dirty marketing
so according to wikiHow we have to run a
cuteness test let's start with the does
its eyes move yeah look at that is it
positive is it positive it's positively
cute yeah no it's not X is it friendly
um he's smiling he can't he can't beat
you well he only has one tooth it's true
does it look cute that's subjective do
you think it's cute Put it Down Below in
the comments Preston he's not
classically cute it's like a bulldog all
right they're so ugly they are cute stop
talking all right it's not cute I get it
is it positive yes because it encourages
the adoption of animals what if the dogs
two pounds can be scary so I'm gonna say
no this is not fair we're comparing
Shrek to a puppy oh you see shark
exactly
that's gonna be on his desk
meet Luanne Bess ew so this is literally
so banned that we have to scour eBay and
work tirelessly to try to find her
you're supposed to feed her plastic food
oh sorry this is literally totally
bitten it has a mechanism in it to make
it feed so you can feed it in its shoes
oh I don't like that oh where is it
going where is it going because this is
banned because it literally could not
tell the difference between a plastic
item and a finger an ear an eye a child
had her hair eaten by Luanne hey Billy
do you want a really hungry Billy yeah
when I was little I pretended I was a
mermaid in a Jacuzzi tub and my hair got
stuck in a jet and I got pulled to the
bottom of the tub so it's kind of like
that situation you're gonna casually
drop that on me so this is Billy
I'm putting her on the pedestal
do it sits up by itself I don't like
that our next item isn't banned yet but
it's definitely dangerous Razor Kick
scooters were responsible for a 40
increase in injuries in the early 2000s
because of people like cheese okay okay
I used to have these and they are very
dangerous I don't know how to do it ow
wait honestly it barely just touched the
side and it hurts John Hopkins the the
hospital has had to statement about
these things I think only because of
this guys like this video to help Vince
Health
subscribe or events will lose an arm how
am I gonna listen
what do you think personal experience I
think it's more dangerous I think it's
more dangerous I think it's probably
cost more injuries than Luanne I don't
like your Luanne
most dangerous toy did that hurt wow I
should have thought that through let's
jump into it
this is dangerous but it doesn't look
like it yet just wait I have facts to
reach you inflatable bounce houses
remain a backyard party staple but
they're also a magnet for injuries more
than 17 000 injuries were reported in
2013 alone I remember when I was little
I busted my chin open in one of these
things and I have not felt good about
them ever since a wind gust recently
sent a bounce house flying in Australia
killing at least five children bounce
houses aren't you it's deflating you're
using it
do you think this is more dangerous than
the Razor scooter yes yeah me too
Moon Shoes let's
talk about it first because they're very
loud people broke their ankles and this
which makes sense yes but we do have to
jump high because we're about to do the
sticky note challenge
oh
did it break I think something's broke
let's just keep it going Bree
is that higher I beat myself I
receive it come on in he's got one baby
ostrich
[Applause]
all right no leave get out of here does
this replacement yeah okay let's bounce
I don't like it get rid of it
we're going to space
this was not actually dangerous no no
it's just boring and discontinued they
advertised it as Nickelodeon slime you
know the fun stuff this stuff is just
it's hard it's it's Clay so there's a
big Trend still maybe around about
making slime at home and people found
that way more fun than this also this
stuff gets in your hair apparently but
it's not just regular slime true is this
this you wait it's saved your hands this
is awful are you thinking
bowling's not okay but you're not
supposed to bowl your own goalies but
right it's a mannequin it's fake he has
great hair though
[Laughter]
let me try to get this out what are you
about to do whoa
this toy should be discontinued because
this will happen and if your name is
Billy I'm really sorry this is a hot
Hollywood 500 000 of these were recalled
because of fires what yeah oh geez okay
don't want to touch that I know but
you're supposed to put your feet on it
it started moving this is not gonna go
well okay Chase you've got this wait
guys I'm the cheerleader I don't have to
get off I'm serious
wait um let me I'm gonna try he's
scaring me oh wait oh I can't stop
oh free I want to get off can we just
show footage of people wiping out with
those we basically just watched it yeah
so what do you think we look great
oh I'm doing it
yeah I see why they're banned yeah chase
this is taking the place of Moon shoes
for sure win 100 also imagine you're on
this thing it catches fire oh my gosh
and then you wipe out and break yourself
all right should we replace the Moon
Shoes yeah okay sorry
[Music]
we'll send out get those out of here
more dangerous
okay so this is the slip and slide I use
them all the time as a kid but
apparently they're not as safe for
adults it's caused neck injuries
paralysis all this crazy stuff so we're
gonna use Billy the mannequin to see how
it goes for him Billy three two
[Music]
let's try that again three
[Music]
three
one oh oh no he lost four paralysis oh
we're the bullies yeah wait I try it if
you want to yes you can only go though
if you say super chuckle who's on Bree
Merchant firematch.com I'm gonna slide
right into bremerch.com and then get
super Chuckles got this Chase same
Chuckles
[Applause]
I don't think this beats the pedestal
item right now but it did not work well
for an adult that's all okay I don't
want to get wet I'm gonna walk away nice
so this speak and spell was not banned
just discontinued because of poor Tech
it didn't evolve but I do need this to
tell you something please
subscribe I don't want to take the time
to fully spell it but guys please
subscribe we're trying to hit 10 million
by the end of the summer
oh my gosh guys this is being performed
on a safe set do not try this at home
this is actually dangerous no what's up
why is this so dangerous apparently
there's a stuff called asbestos in it
and it's not the bestest it kills people
but it's only the powder that had
asbestos in it oh yeah there's a big
warning label warning
tone people using this product this
could kill you oh my gosh like the
warning label it says just don't put on
your hands it's for your fingerprints
what are you supposed to do with it
what is it what is it there is someone's
hair in this box and we just opened it
whoever's this is
not only getting fired but it's being
double fired okay guys this definitely
beats the hoverboard in my opinion we
have to put this on the pedestal
Chase Monroe I will murder you
Chase Monroe
wait
my name is Doug and I have misothelio
let's just put it on yeah it's worse
than hoverboard it's worse hey Bree huh
what's uh what's the next item after
this
we can no longer
on them with the videos
that's a good point there's no
no it's safe thank you Mom and Dad for
trying to keep me safe