oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god what
well it's not too short i mean down here everybody shares everything it's like we're
all one big shimmering ball of positive energy i wonder if anyone's ever thought that before
yeah eat we ran out of fish i would catch him with my hands
nice hey ted sweet hair i told you it would eventually stop growing out and start growing down
anyway i'm just working on designing yet another skyscraper and i'm carrying this briefcase because
now i'm a successful lawyer uh yes hello i see on my frozen entree for one they printed this number
where i can voice comments and concerns well there's more cinnamon in the cobbler than usual
no i like cinnamon hey cool hair bro what up your shirt i got sauce on it when i tackled the caterer
you gonna put another shirt on no i'm good
i can't believe you missed that last empty net of your hoser you're the hoser no you're the hoser
there was lesbian robin i've been assigned a new house mom i'd like you to meet mrs stinsfire hello
i'm serious i like this girl and so here's the deal with the deal robin's my new best friend
nobody bangs her hey hey hey you waited 17 years to tell me that you met the greatest boxer of all
time my son was rocked to sleep by senator mike tyson i wanted to tell you what are you doing
here um i'm checking up on you just to make sure you're practicing your craft or whatever that is
an honor sir i shall write this set of rules and i shall inscribe it on the back of the constitution
to save paper it's resolved barnabas stinson shall write the bro code in some cases really awesome
until you look okay you want to hang out well my mom says i'm only allowed three friends so
mom don't make the rules no more scooter my name's jeff not no more nate hey hey
what a jerk i don't go to your stupid country and try to seduce women with my
sexy accent that's a great point persian nightclub owner hey guys it's me again i'm
pretty much the same as last time only now i'm super rich and fancy oh aoc main knowledge just
to be false what shields up looks like that is what shields up looks like move oh god
hey what's up dudes fries oh good god woman you're a disgrace no fries for this guy
all right you've clearly had a rough night i want you to go in there with a smile on your face so uh
here's what i'm gonna do you're gonna show me your
hair actually i was gonna show you my breasts but sure we can do it
baby please don't go i'm the bass player for cheap trick
but who are you supposed to be okay i want to make it clear this is not my idea
captain ahab sonny where's cher chair right here babe park against
article one bros before hoes so i understand you want to get pregnant this ain't some of
the finest tp work i've ever seen you're reinstated effective immediately really
hell no i called the police yeah this totally amicable split everything's cool and she comes
back from vacation with that guy you know what she's doing she's trying to win the
breakup what our 21st president chester arthur is trying to say is that in every breakup there
are winners and losers it's not a competition now your 80-day balloon race around the world
that was a competition that's my wife rocking out with our band did someone say rocking out
you shaved your freaking head yeah yeah but it's good let's shave it all up what a great
solution just be bald because it's cool right bruce willis so beautiful why can't you see me
someday i'll make you see me and we'll be together yes i love you hi hey hi sorry um you don't know
me but i just wanted to say thank you you're actually a very important person in my life
important more like legendary marshall it's me the beat in my bush the fur on my hat the only
person i've ever been attracted to ever i feel the same way about kyle my plutonic friend from work
sorry i'm late typical two minute lunch so we are very close to getting
marshall guess whose digits are discord the [ __ ] police officer like a zillion gay pirates this
year seriously does my eyeliner look okay and my fortunes looked bleak then i turned to my left
and stifled a shriek she had an arctic on 62 a bro who calls dibs first has dips
you're not the pizza guy make sure you get my good side princess barney as your manager i'm throwing
in the towel this bet is over your ear looks like a free danish at a cartoon for breakfast
no no one thing left beer bone numero uno and by now your rat tail should hang down
to your freaking knees you can still slam dunk obviously and you with a cool moustache nice
i actually think it kind of works it totally does barney
to be honest i'm not i'm jealous i don't get to wear it
wait a minute could it could it be that barney stinson actually wants us to have kids
who is this barney take american chill pill belize was amazing
where as in the 80s classic i magically come to life if you know what i
mean mr scherbatsky i think we got off on the wrong foot
you have my attention said yes indeed i must have you she moaned i'm turned on by tweed
with haste we did scamper to my chamber anon we fell to the couch and bro it was odd
marcus hey how's it going pretty freaking sweet butt wipe i packed up all my crap i said sia to
sarah and the kids and i finally got my dream job as a mixologist down here at carnalism 2.
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