- Grandpa's jerky.
- This ain't your dad's jerky.
- [Together] It's your grandpa's jerky!
(calm instrumental music)
- [Producer] Not just grandpa's, Grandpa's Cheesebarn!
- Grandpa's Cheesebarn was like yes,
I have this lovely cheese barn,
but I'm going to make some meat dammit!
- Do you know what I want to do?
Skin some cows.
(laughing)
- Grandpa's beef, even on its own sounds bad.
(laughing)
Yeah. Yeah.
I want some like grandpa's beef.
- Do you like a bit of meat?
- I do.
Do you like a bit of grandpa's meat?
- I love it.
(chuckling)
- Oh God.
(gentle instrumental music)
- Okay. Grandpa's Cheesebarn?
- That packaging, it should actually be illegal.
The state of that packaging.
- It kinda looks like this is like a, like an illegal thing.
You know?
Like after the police, they raid a house.
- We didn't find anything to the scene of the crime
but we did find a hundred pounds of beef jerky.
(giggling)
- Made out of a guy, my grandpa.
- I love on the back how it says,
grandpa says "eat more cheese!"
- I don't know why there's a giant dick beside his barn.
Does it say this?
- It does look like a dick actually,
that's the first thing I thought!
- Now we know where the cheese comes from.
- Maybe the cheese barn business isn't doing so well.
So he can
- Oh yeah!
- So he's like grandpa says eat more cheese!
- It smells beautiful.
- Hmm. Wow that's great.
- Kinda like eating a cigarette made outta meat.
- Lovely.
- The flavor's beautiful.
It a big thick sturdy piece of meat.
- Honey glazed to the max.
- And it's not that dry.
It's actually nice and supple.
- Yeah. Honey makes everything like really tasty.
- Ain't that the truth.
- You put honey on a ham it's great,
you put honey in pork it's great.
you put honey-
- On grandpa.
- on grandpa, you got a lawsuit.
- This is great standard grandpa.
Eat more cheese? No!
Eat more jerky!
- He's like I don't want to kill anymore cows.
- It's tasting sweet, but not too sweet, like, you know.
- I love it.
- If I was like camping in Everest, I'd bring a lot of that.
- Oh yeah.
- It is succulent though.
That's a great word, cuz it feels,
(slurping)
I understand why
(laughing)
The fu-
I'm never letting you near a plant shop.
Go over to a pile succulents and just start, no thank you.
- Sorry the word succulent just made me wanna
(slurping)
(laughing)
- I don't feel safe anymore.
Can we have drier jerky next please? Less succulent.
(gentle instrumental music)
- [Together] Teriyaki beef jerky.
- He uses beef jerky as one word.
- You know what?
Teriyaki is a go-to flavor for jerky
and it's always delicious. It's like the staple.
- Now Colin, would you like to help me get the thumbnail?
So I want you to stick that like a
like a little mustache, you know?
Ooh, Ooh, Ooh.
- Mm. Yeah.
- I do like it when it's a nice softer piece
that you can really like.
- I know what you mean.
- When it's a hard thing you're like
- Yeah.
(grunting)
- Not as good as the first one.
- No, but
- I still like it.
- Like, this is your go-to flavor.
I mean, it would still keep you going,
like when we're up there in the Alps,
up there on Mount Everest,
I wouldn't, I wouldn't feel bad if I had this one.
- Delicious.
- You know when you're making steaks,
you ask for rare,
Is there like a rare jerky?
It's just like warm, floppy, liquid meat.
- [Producer] Raw meat.
- Oh God.
- I don't dislike teriyaki, it's fine.
No I like this, yeah.
Mimimimimi.
- All right Sims character
- Mimimimimi.
Um yeah.
- Colin build a pool around her now.
(water splashing)
- This is fantastic to bring in an airplane as well.
It already comes in a clear plastic bag.
- Mm oh yeah. You could put your deodorant in there as well.
- Yeah. Just pop it in.
Make sure it doesn't meet though.
- Yeah. Your perfumes just drop it in.
- I think it's terry terry good.
(laughing)
- Jesus Christ.
- [Producer] At the start it was like ooh my grandpa's jerky
I dunno, now, here we are.
- Now I'm jerking off grandpa
(laughing)
eating his cheese.
- I'd like to be let go home now.
Can somebody call my mother to pick me up?
Grandpa you son of a bitch.
(gentle instrumental music)
- Hickory dickory dock will
(laughing)
Stop it there.
- Exactly what were you saying there?
What else of grandpa's what
- Okay have a guess.
What does it say in the back of this packet?
- Eat more cheese.
- Eat more cheese!
- Grandpa says eat more cheese.
- Jesus Christ, grandpa.
- Cheese and rice.
- Okay, ready to go?
- This is amazing.
- Oh, I haven't.
You, you just went right for it.
- I'm sorry. I kind of, I kind of you know.
- Just couldn't wait to get a bit of grandpa in your mouth.
- This one is smoky.
- Yeah. This is very tasty.
- Ohio, they haven't let us down now.
- This is beautiful.
- Grandpa's a genius.
- Mhm.
- He would kick ass in Philadelphia,
cuz he sells beef and you tell people to eat more cheese.
- Cheese heads, and the people,
the people with the cheese heads.
- He must own the monopoly.
- This should be the base beef jerky.
Cuz it's really smoky, tastes exactly like you expected,
but it's lovely and supple and you can chew it.
- Yeah.
- My beef jerky looks like a Python.
- Oh God.
(hissing like a snake)
The devil's vagina.
(hissing like a snake)
- [Together] Eat more cheese, eat more cheese,
eat more cheese, eat more cheese.
- [Producer] What do you think of this smoky jerky?
- I cleaned my plate so I don't know.
- Yeah. It's great, it's great.
I mean the first one was the best,
but this one is like I'd eat that again.
- Beef jerky is always so weird looking.
Like you could look, if you stare at beef jerky
for long enough you'll see things.
- It's like looking at clouds.
You know the way you see different things in the clouds,
you see babies and crocodiles and dogs.
- Yeah it is like that isn't it?
- Every piece of jerky is different.
- No I'm, this is probably my favorite one.
They've slowly gotten better, better, better, better.
I, I could eat this all day.
(gentle instrumental music)
- Desert fire hot beef jerky.
- Jesus.
- This is one hot grandpa, whoa!
- Desert fire hot beef jerky, yes.
- Hell yes.
- Yes
- Yes.
- Thank you grandpa~
- Eat more cheese.
- I was just sick, I'm sick of grandpa now Jesus.
- Grandpa!
- You make good jerky grandpa,
stop telling us to eat more cheese ,
- Ever since he was 15, he's only said one sentence.
(laughing)
Eat more cheese!
- It's even when it's still desert fire hot, grandpa-
- Eat more cheese.
- Cannot rest until he tells you to eat more cheese.
- He's like a superhero, you know,
"Thanks for saving me!"
Don't forget, eat more cheese.
- [Together] What?
(laughing)
- My house just burned down.
- At least you'll always have cheese.
(laughing)
- If Ohio knows anything
It's about how to have a desert.
Is there a desert in Ohio Claire?
- Yes.
The Ohio desert. Famous desert where cowboys live.
Okay. So there's no desert in Ohio is what you're saying?
- I don't believe so.
You're the one who brought up deserts in the first place!
- It says desert, desert fire hot beef jerky!
- Grandpa's bringing the heat.
- He is bringing the heat.
- Bringing the heat.
- He's packing.
- Yeah.
- Oh, I was about to claim it isn't hot
but then I got the hot part.
- Oh it's coming.
- Are you getting it? I'm getting a little tang.
- Feel the pain. Feelin the heat?
I'm straight.
- Grand pain, not grandpa.
- No, no, no.
- I ate a small stringy little bit
that wasn't as succulent as the rest of these have been,
So I'm hoping this isn't drier.
Are you finding it drier?
- I'm finding it hot.
Like it's genuine, it's genuinely hot.
- It's tasty, but it's not as hot as I expected.
- It's not desert fire hot.
- Maybe he meant dessert.
- Dessert fire hot.
Oh I want to run my eyes in it you know?
You know?
Do you ever get that?
You just wanna
(yells)
No?
- I've never had one that was supposed to be,
you know like a hot, a hot jerky, actually be hot before
like that's an achievement.
- Yeah.
I think having a glass of milk with this would be great,
I wonder if he makes it in his cheese barn.
- There's tons of spice off it don't get us wrong.
- It's there, you can taste it.
- But it's not desert hot. You know?
It's not like,
(yells)
- [Producer] Do you feel like you're on fire in the desert?
- No, I don't feel like I'm on fire in desert.
I feel like I'm maybe just like
- Sunburnt on a beach.
- I was gonna say that, exactly.
Went outside, didn't wear your sunscreen,
and you're just like,
(grunts)
You know, that.
- Yeah.
- I think that's what it is.
- [Producer] So guys now that you've had a selection
of Grandpa's jerky, what do you think overall?
- I think grandpa's jerky converted me to a jerky lover.
- Yeah. Grandpa knows what to do with his meat.
(laughing)
- Grandpa really knows how to make his jerky.
- He does.
I just wish he, you know, the eat more cheese thing
wasn't telling us to eat more cheese
every time we had the jerky.
- Yeah. Good go on grandpa.
- Absolutely.
I'm kind of excited to see what his cheese game is like now.
- Yeah. I was gonna say,
- On his cheese does it say eat more jerky?
- Oh! And he just has all his
- Switcheroo.
- All his products working on that
- Yeah. Grandpa's jerky burn.
- Grandpa's meat.
- Just too good.
- Yeah he's got some of the best jerky I've ever had.
- Yeah it's nice and succulent.
(slurping)
(laughing)
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