uh it's our holiday film special uh with bette midler michael keaton andrea martin and catherine
o'hara harry shearer paul shaffer in the band plenty of laughs a lot of surprises and if
you're at home and you're awake watch it if not don't worry about it that'll be on the saturday
what a crowd what a crowd now i'll tell you i'm all right now but last week i was in rough shape
you know well last week my wife signed me up for a bridge club i jump off next tuesday
i'll see you over here all right we're over here how are you doing nice to see you thanks for
visiting he just dropped by just dropped by i was playing this casual walk-on six months ago yeah
well i certainly appreciate it how you been my pleasure being here really a great show a big
fan of you to show his dynamite i appreciate it i watch it all the time it's great you know
poor with paul huh yeah love you baby huh love you you're beautiful man canada canada
yeah all right place canada that's right they started a country and nobody showed up you know
how you doing you look a little uh irritated me yeah a little uh something's bothering you
life isn't easy no that's certainly true have a good day good day today i got a dial tone yeah
now life is tough nobody has it easy nobody you kidding i mean hookers are giving away toasters
i didn't realize that it's not easy yeah look at you not easy for you either no it certainly
isn't easier knocked around a show business for years right ended up with a desk job yeah
do you have anything else for us do i have anything else yeah yeah yeah you
bring a little something along here i love the top ten list you have your own topic
my own top ten all right i'll do a top ten list rodney has a top 10 list here can you
what do you need you can work it all out put them all up there you get everything you need i feel
lower than you you know i'm sorry we're about the same height really maybe not chemically but
can i watch myself well top 10 list all right give him the category give him the cat category
things things i like to do things he likes to do
things i like to do okay number ten walk into ladies rooms by mistake
number nine sell anything to a gypsy
number eight make my female dog for money
number seven play musical chairs at old age home number six have sex and leave immediately
ah yes things i like to do tell people who work with fertilizer have a nice day
number four yell i had her at weddings
i s number three walk on a nude beach with a ruler yeah
and number two
sydney stop
they want to fight number two number two seeing the star-spangled banner at street fights
and things i like to do number one make women make women scream for the right reasons
you know i keep busy doing these things we appreciate it the answer to life is you got
to keep busy you have to keep busy that's right yeah in fact right now i'm looking forward to
a very exciting new venture it's not definite she just moved to my building you know which
it's all right now this girl's a wild girl or a wild girl i'll tell you that you kidding i took
her to a bottom a few drinks she gave the mechanical bull her phone number really wow
this is on all the way no we checked it right after the opening it's all working uh now tell
tell me about the film this thing's the rule of the decades doing real good oh yes the school is
doing fine and i'm getting some respect in college i went to college i never went to college never
got no respect in high school leader you know i have shared a lot with a mop but uh the movie's
doing fine i couldn't ask for anything more and uh i brought a clip along too okay you brought a top
ten list you brought a clip this is wonderful well i got a pet trick too i could do maybe you know
i was uh i was gonna bring my dog along and show you how he makes love to my leg you know
but he found a new leg so
we have a clip of the movie okay we'll show it all right you want to tell them what we're going
to see here well just be starting in college and i go to prepare myself and this isn't a book school
a bookstore and that's what the clip is all about i guess you're just a successful businessman
decides to leave the industry of uh daily activity and go back to school i went back to school that's
right this is rodney dangerfield from back to school in a bookstore i think it's in a bookstore
well thank you very much thank you great good i just wanted to say it's a pleasure
being here and i really are the show is hip great and wonderful are you gonna leave now
i'm happy i have to go i have so many important things to do
you know your son worked on this show a couple of years right right right a nice kid
well he is i think he's a nice kid and you have a daughter her daughter too they're both doing
fun and he's okay kids got to be careful today you know they're all so crazy with sex that's
the thing you know they having sex sex i mean they get pregnant from eating chicken you know
oh yeah i mean it's finger licking good and one thing leads to another
you know how it is it's terrible yeah yeah okay um
be careful