- I still can't believe that last week was our 2,000th show,
and-- [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
A lot. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
My team of researchers told me
we've done a total of 121 scares.
121 scares.
Obviously I can't show them all to you, so here's my--
Uh, well, 120 of 'em.
[audience laughter]
Does Mike--is he like a-- does he like country songs?
Does he like--
-- He's a cowboy in the sense of, like, we have a farm,
and we, like, grow soybeans--
- [yells] - [screams]
Come on! [audience laughter]
[rock music] [cheers and applause]
You watch your back, people. [audience laughter]
- Aah! - Oh, my God!
[cheers and applause]
You know what? I want to do, like, a full-on one.
You gotta get me good.
We're going to be "Frozen," the sisters?
- Uh huh. - I'm gonna be Elsa.
- [yells] - Oh, my God!
What the hell? [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
Like, what? Why?
- I don't know.
[clown laughing]
- [bleep] stop!
[clown laughing]
[audience laughter]
- Do you believe in ghosts?
- Yeah, sure. - It doesn't sound like you do.
- No, but-- [laughs]
I mean, there's different kinds, I guess.
- Well, sure, I mean there are different kinds.
- [yells] - [screams]
Oh, my God, oh, my God. [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- [singing] Stuck a feather in his hat
And called it macaroni
Yankee Doodle, keep it up
Yankee Doodle--
- [yells] - [screams]
[audience laughter]
[cheers and applause]
- Or jumping 12,000 together. - So now you're saying--
So nothing will scare you anymore.
- Uh, nothing-- nothing, no, nothing--
- [yells] - Oh, my God, oh, my God!
- [yells] - [screams]
[audience laughter]
- [yells] - Oh!
- [yells] - [screams] [laughs]
- [yells] - Ah! You son of a [bleep]!
[audience laughter]
- [yells]
[cheers and applause]
- I'm gonna cuss. I'm gonna cuss on your show.
I'm gonna cuss on your show. - Go ahead.
- That was-- That was some--
[cheers and applause]
[bleep] that. [cheers and applause]
- You're getting roasted on Comedy Central.
- Yes. - You have to be nervous.
You have be scared, I mean, right?
- [yells] - Oh, my God!
[audience laughter]
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. [audience laughter]
- I love scary movies. - Oh, me too.
I will not--
- [yells] - [screams]
Oh-- That's--that's it.
I'm not coming on your show again.
I can't.
- [yells] - [screams]
[screams] [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- [yells] - [screams]
[screaming]
- [yells] - [screams]
[screams again] [cheers and applause]
Oh, my God! [cheers and applause]
- [yells] - Oh, you--
[cheers and applause]
- It's cool, yeah, yeah. I mean--
- [yells] - Oh, Jesus [bleep]!
[cheers and applause]
- [yells] - [screams]
[cheers and applause]
- [yells] - [screams] [bleep]
[cheers and applause]
[laughing] Oh, my God! [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
- [yells] - [screams]
[audience laughter]
- [yells] - Aah! Oh!
[cheers and applause]
- [yells] - Oh, God!
[cheers and applause]
- There's an opportunity for, you know, I think--
- [yells] - Oh, my God!
What the [bleep]?
[cheers and applause]
Where is that guy? [cheers and applause]
[cheers and applause]
Where's that guy? Bring him back.
[cheers and applause]