Pete yeah Coulson I gathered here today
to take a lie detector test I was like
cool one of you will be hooked up to the
machine while the other one interviews
and then we'll switch call so who wants
to be in the hot seat first
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of course yeah there's a lot of those
weird ones I know you and you know me
okay okay cool is your name Colson Baker
yes do you go by the name Machine Gun
Kelly yes are you nervous
yes are you worried that you might
incriminate yourself during this
interview absolutely is there uh is
there anything you would want to admit
before we begin oh cool do you think I
could be a good rapper oh my god no if
you gave me a beat right now you think I
can freeze yes yes you
are you a are you a better rapper than
actor yes do you think I'm a better
stand-up comedian than I am an actor not
to be lying but I think you're great at
both did you say that one's true I don't
feel it's kind of he's telling the truth
Oh me they try to break they try to tear
us apart man trying to tear us apart you
ain't gonna break us up
have you ever fake laughed at any of my
jokes no no that's true
is this man funnier than me who's that
there's Larry the Cable Guy right oh he
has a catchphrase it should be an oval
just off that ya know yeah
Am I do you watch SNL every week I
watched Pete sparks of SNL every week am
I the funniest cast member yeah
that's a lie not sure uh yeah it's inan
so do you think it's key Kenan Thompson
is funnier than me it's actually the
next question no yes
it's okay let's get it right do you
think he the Thompson it's funny no bail
we all think that Kenan is funnier than
me yeah all right
Kenan spider that's cool I'm cool with
admitting that do you know what the term
bde means oh it's a question yeah man I
should have previewed these do I have
beady eye evidently created the do
you think I have more bde than this guy
no no that's dude rocks yeah it's too
cold
hell no I agree with that what about
this woman the Shia more beady either
mate hell yeah fair you gotta show me
people gonna like that could be go the
other way these are like obvious knows
you know have you ever lied to me no I
know I'm not gonna ask what about what
do you smoke weed it's a dumb question
what are we just doing yeah do you think
you smoke more weed than me
I can see that's even yeah have we ever
done anything together that might be
considered illegal absolutely have you
ever seen me naked no no that's true
everybody asked me you guys are very
close I've ever appeared in one of your
dreams Jesus Christ oh my god no but do
you ever think you could live with me
yeah you are playing Tommy Lee in the
Motley Crue biopic right
yes I am did you prepare for this role
yes I did did you have other names
before Machine Gun Kelly yes I did Pete
did you ever think about SuperSoaker
Kelly no but I saw a sign at Home Depot
that's that next to a glue gun and it
said Stanley glue gun Kelly as for the
thing next you know there's another one
whoever wrote this is pretty clever but
what about Carlson 45
like Colt 45 I guess you're in bird box
on Netflix right I'm in there for five
seconds man in there do you think that
you'd outlive me in a post-apocalyptic
world for some reason I don't know no I
don't think I would man I think you're
ugly yeah you do you know and some
people like win the game and you're like
come on man yeah you always do it yeah
that's true yeah so your dad right but I
just like to say he is a great father
thank you that's one yeah he's a great
dad like a great great bad me my
daughter and Pete actually took a road
trip yeah and we spent krispies together
it was beautiful
they don't write about that yeah
actually yeah up at this news yeah you
do yeah great a press conference with Al
Gore the other day nobody give up I
warrant Balenciaga hat everybody went
nuts makes no sense this world all right
do you think I make it good dad yeah
hell yeah you need to check that will
you ever let me babysit your daughter
absolutely yeah
will you be wrapping the great job well
you did a great job on the road trip
yeah you got an ice cream and we crushed
it went to that we killed it will you be
wrapping at 73 probably us yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah you'll still wrap for
like a yeah I wrapped like it's in my
blood you know enable like right you
know yeah we don't want to be like some
guys yeah just like I just overstay our
welcome I'm doing I'm done Tuesday
morning at 55 I'm done yeah no more
stand-up after that at any point during
this interview did you re we didn't
catch it
I kept it 100 that's the truth yes true
please tell me I get to do this easily
they don't care about you and me another
two in here next week is your night Pete
Davidson yes what Peter but yes like it
chicken nuggets pot the other day yeah I
know you're famous yeah you are you're
the nerd that was on TV yeah I was like
then
I'm just taking elves left and right dog
are you ready to do this real life Tiger
yeah you feeling nervous at all
no got a question man is just a picture
of you mmm yeah okay join your hand yes
there's a good night now is this a
picture of you no that's even McGregor
in Trainspotting do people ever missed a
key for someone else yes all the time
they do yeah I get steve-o Jon Cryer and
John cries ball yeah he's still and that
kid from shameless that Ethan get out
get out ski the kid that can't get it
together
yeah is this man your best friend yes
but you were also my best friend I got
two best friends that's 100 he's likes
like slim like I'll send your best
friend yeah I'm gonna say Slim's not
your best do you trust him with your
life Mulaney
yes hundred why is that because he's
proven to be trustworthy okay yeah
do you uh do you think that we'll be
friends forever absolutely understand
true that's true is it true you got
dinner with Kanye yes
Kid Cudi yes yeah what'd you eat bunch
of rich people stuff that I don't know
what a name up why wasn't I invited
I don't know because he was like with
you an hour before yeah but there's
three people invited who paid I did 100
yeah that's right who ordered the most
expensive dish Kanye kept keep to order
in the whole entire time and I didn't
know he was coming and I already like
put my car down to pay cuz I thought it
was just me and Cuddy and then like
shallow me showed up and then kinda
showed up like oh and then I had a book
two more gigs in Ohio this question is
for myself this year is he a dessert guy
what kind of food
he's a order of the and everything
because I can and then we all have one
bite maybe if it cuz you you know okay
yeah guy would you say that this man is
better-looking than me no not even close
yeah you have a favorite song of mine
have many favorite songs it changes all
the time but currently it is one that is
unreleased that it's called rollin no
could you wrap some of it for me yeah
absolutely
oh my god oh yeah mmm that's all i qug
in fact have you ever pretended to like
one of my songs my first no but there
are songs that have grown on me
and that's 100
do you think I do you think I could
successfully try stand up yeah
absolutely then that's really
frustrating I think he could I think you
can get pretty good at it really quickly
that's true yeah I've actually done
stand-up twice with Pete yeah you're
very charismatic yeah I had a two-minute
set and I graduated to about a five
minutes yeah absolutely do you think
you're gonna stand up yes but like not
that good so that's that's true that's
true
you said that's true yeah I don't know I
think I'm not good there's many people
that are better than me I can name 10
top my head do you think you're a good
accurate yes I know I'm good because I'm
playing myself in this movie I'm out but
like other stuff I don't think I'm not
good and I think people just like my
face or hate it so it works either way
you know I mean yeah better than me no
I'm not a better actor
you could play characters and stuff I
can only play myself false however
however do you think oh yeah
do you think you're more smooth when it
comes to flirting yes absolutely
180 yes okay absolutely and Anderson but
isn't it you're a better-looking guy
than I am but I'm better talking okay
yeah and also like you look tougher and
like like you're really sweet and stuff
you're always like people like oh my God
he's actually like really sweet you know
as opposed to like you know I could just
yeah yeah we're a good deal for coz
anybody you know I mean that guy's
actually really sweet yeah you are
better when it comes with yeah are you
afraid of going to jail no yeah we used
a rose it yeah do you think your tats
are better than mine no
do I have any tasks that you don't like
yes I'm not sure but I'm sure there's
like one I could find out how does no
one be a liar I don't love every single
town like oh I got mine have one write
these questions do overs know if they
trying to break us man I feel it man I
know they trying to break us tries to
ruin your fun have you ever used your
fame to get free stuff
hell yes yeah that's the whole point of
famous dog oh yeah are you better person
now that you're rich yes 100%
way better yeah that's pretty shitty
that I was poor yeah I was a shitty
doing house before yeah those angry yeah
I'm still shitty but like rich about it
now you're good
are there any sketches on SNL that you
wish you'd been in no if you had to
write a sketch that I was in do you know
what it would be no I would love to do
one but I don't know it would be a rap
song without be preferable but also a
live sketch would be quite fun at any
point during this interview did you lie
and we didn't catch a cappella no
Thanks as long as you wanted that's the
fifth pound of the interview