Hi everyone i hope you're all well so it's been another slow sluggish news cycle over the past
week or so which as you can imagine always makes my working life a bitter tricky while of course
there is stuff going on all the best stuff is stuff i can't actually talk about on youtube
because it will likely get my channel tanked or algorithmically suppressed youtuber life so as my
regular viewers will know when this happens i generally turn to more ideological topics
discussions of activists propaganda material funny wokies that kind of thing and the very best place
to find those ideological battlegrounds is no longer twitter but of course tick tock now when
i delve into the genre of tick-tock reaction video so to speak i try very very hard not to
just do the kind of video point life format that is not what my channel's about instead i pick
a tick-tock activist niche explain and analyze whatever concept they are rooting for critique
it for its marital lack thereof and then yes have a laugh at it if it's funny which it generally
is so the niches i have observed in recent times are feminist tick-tock gender fluid tick-tock crt
tick-tock male feminist liberal tick-tock and of course fat positivity tick-tock which you
think is pretty much all of the main niches of woki activist well not quite there is one type
of lefty on tick-tock that i haven't covered and it is of course drumroll please drumroll please
communist tick tock
yep the communist tag on tick tock is fairly extraordinary it's made up of about 99
american zoomers who are of the real communism hasn't been tried yet school of thought
and while i do sympathize with a lot of their concerns like student loan debt
working wage slave jobs cost of living getting higher all of that kind of thing
part of me thinks they should acknowledge that every generation has had financial problems and
that they should also just be really grateful they're not being forced to go to war but
while i really hate to provoke intergenerational tension here what i am about to say is true given
that thanks to the pandemic governments globally have effectively thrown younger generations to
the walls for decades to come to protect the older half of the boomer generation from possibly dying
slightly sooner because one they are a large voting bloc and two a lot of politicians are
themselves part of that older half of the boomer generation i do understand the frustration that
a lot of these zoomers feel however as sensible people know thanks to the way that humans are and
have always been for millennia there is a reason that all attempts at communism have descended into
authoritarian state capitalism that only functions at the point of a gun as such that zoomers would
turn to communism as a viable alternative to the status quo is a real point of concern
i don't know if it represents youthful idealism or youthful ignorance or a combination of the two but
either way it shows a real desperation hence the fact that communism tick-tock is in equal parts
interesting hilarious and downright depressing which is why of course i have chosen to examine
it today but before we do that some of you might know this and some of you might not but i actually
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what does one really say to that other than the left they cannot mean alrighty ah
jesus christ what the hell are you doing telling people that we're a gay couple
maybe the left can mean that was very funny yes that is what i actually uh one of the
things that i encountered a lot while i was perusing communist ticktock was the sort of
the fact that i believe karl marx and engels shared a one-bedroom apartment for a number of
years so there are actually a few uh episodes referencing the fact that yes they may actually
have been a gay couple so yes some of them are actually quite witty that was very funny
i'm the communist hello communist welcome jeffrey bezos canada here comes the communist
welcome let's get universal healthcare covers indigestion once we eat the rich
look oh i guarantee you 100 that a video was made while that particular zoomer was stir crazy
in lockdown or quarantine but okay look the guitar was in tune but that's probably all that i could
all i can really say about inventive but um yeah just just lock down lock down hysteria i reckon
alrighty these are interesting so far here we go so many baby boomers love to ask my generation
like why do you hate america why do you hate capitalism why are you all communist and it's just
like you all let us watch this [ __ ] movie and you just expect us not to be anti-capitalist like
literally did you watch the plot if poor people can't afford the upgrades then they get swept
literally off the streets and turned into parts for profit by the mega corporation by this
sweeper and this guy my homie my comrade rodney copperbottom comes in to stop the corporation
run by this capitalist who literally kills other robots in order to get them to upgrade
like we literally all watch this movie as a kid and you expect us not to be communist the delusion
okay um i understand his point certainly the types of uh you know popular culture material
that uh people are exposed to as children can play a role in their uh political opinions and personal
development growing up how however be that be that as it may um an intelligent person knows
that you shouldn't like exactly emulate art especially when it's like a children's uh movie
about robots i mean and the thing is like you know people say that about about millennials as well
um thanks to harry potter you know a lot of millennials are sort of hopelessly um and
outrageously and unbearably progressive and and woke and like it like you saw a lot of zoomers
but the thing is like i find that zoomers are more kind of economic focused and kind of more violent
whereas millennials are just kind of like baby booper baby boomer hippies but younger
less adventurous whinier and stupider than both boomers and zoomers if that makes any sense but
they got a lot of that from like absorbing harry potter because that's kind of what
harry potter teaches you to do of course now they all hate jk rowling you know because she
had the audacity to say that biological sex is real and should be acknowledged um but a lot of
millennials kind of you know they're not like that because yes we all read harry potter but
are the biggest i am the biggest pot of fan you will ever find and i didn't turn out like that
so i'm sorry but either metaphorically or or figuratively or literally blaming a children's
movie about robots for the fact that a lot of zoomers turned out as apparently communists
ain't going to cut the mustard critical thinking is important
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oh the frustration of so many bernie bernie supporters oh i feel you gotta feel for him
but like that one that guy i genuinely feel for because honestly like the 2016 onwards bernie
people worked so hard and been working so hard for such a long time and yes they've they've
not achieved anything so yeah i understand that one that's that's sad guys be like i'm a grower
not a shower but i'd be like i'm a spreader not a beggar i spread butter butter i spread my legs
communist propaganda
again the left they cannot meme what's the conclusion you've made that could change the way
we see the world i'll go nikola tesla was going to end capitalism not only that he was going to
bring about worldwide communism because he knew that by the time we all had these devices that
could allow us to in real time see and hear one another and let every single human have a voice
he figured that we'd all find a way to get along and become a community communism community he
also theorized that females were supposed to be our leaders call me crazy for thinking the guy
might have been non-binary you ever seen a photo of him let's also talk about the fact that he
created an unlimited energy source possibly many different unlimited energy sources and batteries
that mysteriously around the age of 50 all of his backers stopped funding him and he had a horrible
end of his life the last 36 years of his life were garbage hmm it's almost as if capitalists
didn't want unlimited energy because it meant no more worker bees he also had an obsession with b
there is such a lot in that um that's a very well-rounded one i had references to sort of
you know gender non-binary it had references to feminism that he thought for some reason
women should be our our leaders um yeah sort of anti-anti-capitalist stuff i don't know
if nikola tesla did want to want to bring around uh worldwide communism but look at
that is a well-argued point i'm interested to listen um and yeah a i'm not quite sure
what point he was making but he argued it well whoa oh my god get oh my god
wow that is a whole nother take on salute the flag i know we said capitalism is bad but right now i'm
going to work and we're having a pizza party so i don't think i'm on your side anymore i'm sorry
everyone has a price everyone has a price my friends and uh pizza
i'd agree with that that's a good price how much who is the musical one should be true
you might think 10 15 or 20 but what about zero that's right capitalists for most of human history
usury was a crime and charging literally any interest on alone was how usury was defined to the
ancients islam buddhism judaism or christianity charging interest was as bad or worse as murder
rape and robbery for millennia philosophers debated the morality of it but they just died
and got replaced by neoclassical economists whose world is nothing more than individualism
and self-interest since they only think of themselves no wonder they don't like socialists
but if you don't profit from loans well then what would be the end why philanthropy of course
you shouldn't profit to lend a hand so while our ancestors would argue between zero and eight
percent it's not uncommon now for payday loans from three to six hundred like the year of jubilee
because if we continue to treat everything in life like a moral transaction for nothing more
than the profit of individuals and we can't find a way to make stopping climate change profitable
for some billionaires and pretty soon we'll all be dead very inventive very creative look
it's a well argued point of course he bonus points for dropping climate change in there
that's the big concern here i just find it so ironic and i this was a theme i noticed with a
lot of the videos that i saw um it's sort of young zoomers blaming conservatives for like
using tradition as a way as a possible solution to to problems you know as it's flawed you know
the things in the past can kind of be a solution to things now but then there's this guy and i've
seen others do it as well they talk about how you know pre-industrial times humans didn't work
you know a million hours a day et cetera it's like you are doing literally the same thing
you are using the past as somehow uh justification to improve the present and yet that's what you can
con you criticize like right wing is for doing it it's it's a certain lack of awareness there
but like i said a very good musical presentation i did enjoy it well there you have it everyone the
best of communist tick tock it is uh look if you ever have a few hours free i would uh recommend
you scroll through that tag on tiktok if you want there is some interesting stuff there but
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