Why does Piper get to go to grand openings with you guys
but we never do?
Cause she's the president of the Man Fans, right?
Yeah. It makes sense that she would be there.
Kid Danger and I can't show up to an official event
with Jasper Dunlop and Charlotte, uh... uh, uh...
Do you not know my last name?
Uh, no, it's, uh...
I've worked with you for five years.
Yeah, I know, I know. It's, uh... Sweb?
You think my name is Charlotte Swep?
Is it not?
Yo yo, sup with it bo bot?! Dab.
You're that old guy
that was trying to get in earlier.
Pssh. What? No, I'm not.
Besides, I saw that guy and he wasn't old at all.
I mean, he got cheekbones for days, son.
I don't what his skin care regimen is,
but, you know, he be moisturizing.
Look, man, this is a club for kids.
Is there something wrong with you?
Ah, man, I'm- I'm a teenager. What's not wrong with me?
You know? My mom's always coming in my room without knocking,
my Dad's always yelling me at me to clean up the garage.
Bro, don't even get me started on the homework.
You know what I'm saying?
[laughing] Yeah.
This is an old man whistle.
When I blow it, kids don't hear anything
but old people do. Ooh, they hear it a lot,
and it is excruciatingly painful.
T-That's a real thing?
As real as the whale that took my eye.
Well, you're just gonna be wasting your breath
cause I'm not gonna be able to hear it.
I don't hear it. Are you actually blowing it?
[screaming]
Who put that garbage can here?!
[groaning]
There you have it, I'm a kid.
[humming theme song]
I don't need Ray.
[Ray humming theme song]
And I don't need all this stuff.
[Ray humming theme song]
I'm gonna show Swellview what Henry Hart can do.
[Ray humming theme song]
Up the tube.
[humming theme song]
[groaning] Come on.
[groaning]
Dude, what is- You okay?
No, I'm stuck!
What happened?
Okay. You know, I get up every morning before dawn
and go fishing?
No.
Well, starting today, I do.
And I was pulling some crappy up the creek
when I got triple beeped.
Yeah, me too. What's the emergency?
I don't know.
I was trying to get down to the Man Cave and my Man Poll,
and my Man Line and my Man Lure's
all got caught in this...
- Dude, look. - ...stupid curtain!
I'm stuck.
- Help me! - I'm trying!
- Get me outta this thing! - Alright, just let go.
Ah, my crappy!
Stop messing around.
Do I look like I'm trying to mess around?
Yes.
[groaning]
Come on!
[groaning]
Hey, you should come fishing with me sometime, buddy.
I'm good.
[groaning]
- Can you not do one, dude? - Hmm?
Can you not do one, dude?
Course I can.
Okay.
Well, I should probably get to Henry's house
for Piper's fitting.
- Is Patina gonna be there? - Yeah.
Can I come? You won't even know that I'm there.
I'll be totally quiet. Watch.
[groaning]
- If it's cool with Henry. - Yeah!
Sure.
I'm going to go eat my fajita in the shower.
- See ya later. - Bye.
Bye.
Okay. I- I got this.
I can do a back flip.
Okay.
[screaming]
[groaning]
[elevator dinging]
[groaning]
Hey, I forgot my backpack--
[groaning]
Did you just try to do a back flip?
No, no, I was just on the floor to get closer
to these, uh, yummy floor-jitas.
So good. So good.
- Okay. - Yeah.
Good, because that would've been embarrassing.
I know, right?
Yeah, would've lost all respect for you.
That's not what happened.
So good.
- Alright, yeah. - So good.
Bye.
Emergency! Everybody up to the Man's Nest stat!
What's the emergency?
What, you guys haven't seen
the $4 million pro crime commercial I just shot?
You shot a pro crime commercial?
For $4 million?!
Well, Jon Favreau did but I wrote it.
Why didn't you just pay that $4 million
to the vice mayor?
Because you guys told me to go on strike.
Now, do you guys want to come to the Man's Nest
to see my ad or not?
No!
Hey people of Swellview.
You ever think about committing crimes?
Well, now you can. Cause Captain Man's on strike
and there's no one out there to stop you.
You made a commercial
to encourage people to commit crimes?
That's right. Crime wave minus Captain Man equals
the vice mayor realizes he needs me
and comes crawling back to Daddy.
- Ew. - I'm Daddy.
Ew!
What about all the victims of the--
De-de-de-de. This is the best part.
Crimes like... postal fraud, pyramid schemes, mobstering,
buffoonery, releasing wild animals at the mall,
pirating DVDs...
This is messed up.
De-de-de-de. This is the best part.
Or... capturing Danger Force and slowly lowering them
into a pit of lava.
You're encouraging crimes against us?
What is your problem?
De-de-de-de. This is the best part.
So get out there and get criming.
This ad was paid for
by the committee who loves Captain Man.
Ray, you can't spell.
What do you mean I can't spell?
I mean, I've read your texts and emails
and you're a terrible speller.
- Uh, you guys-- - Just a second.
I find your comments offensive.
Well, I'm sorry.
You're just mean to me sometimes.
All right. Okay, spell sometimes.
- What? - Spell "Sometimes".
- Okay. - All right.
- "S". - Um-hmm.
- Huh? "U". - Wrong.
Right? What?
Well, that was a tricky one.
Nah, it really wasn't, dude.
I have- I have friends.
- Really? - Yes. Tons.
Name one. We'll wait.
- Schwoz. - He works for you.
And you slapped him this morning.
That's just how men shake hands.
I don't usually pick up on these things,
but it sure doesn't seem like you have any friends, Ray.
I got a bunch of friends.
I... I got my buddy... Concha.
- You got a buddy named Concha? - Um-hmm.
That's the fakest name I've ever heard.
No, he's real.
And I got plans with him later, so.
What are you guys going to do, go get some frosted tips?
Okay, first of all,
no one's even gonna remember that reference.
And second of all, he is real and we are real friends.
And we're close friends.
In fact, I'm- I'm gonna bring him back here
to meet you guys later today.
How about that? Yeah, oh, oh, oh
somebody's ears must be burning.
Concha. What's up, Conch and stuff?
My nickname for him, cause like, we're tight like that.
Hey, you wanna hang out later?
Cool. So, I'll see ya later.
Happy Halloween.
Look, I'm a cheer lobster.
Eh?
Cheer lobster?
Is that like a thing?
It's a thing.
Look. Go team! Please don't boil me.
Or use a tiny fork to remove my flesh and eat me.
You look more like a lobster than a cheerleader.
Well, there was no room for lobster boobs.
Why did you beep Henry?
So you guys can come see my cool costume.
Ah, Ray. I had to zap my little sister to come here.
You killed her?
No, just stunned her.
Wait. I think it was set to stun.
Stun is blue, and kill is red, right?
I don't know, I can never remember.
These lychee?
I think it's light cheese, dude.
You know, the fruit that you can eat?
Right now I can eat a whole bunch of lychee.
- Light cheese. - I could down this whole jar
of lech cheese while you stand there
and say something that I don't care about at all.
I'm starving. I'm eating a lychee.
- Wait! - What?
- This is a bad idea. - Why?
Cause, dude, you don't even know
how good I am at catching food in my mouth.
I am also very good at catching food in my mouth.
I feel I'm probably a little better.
Well, you say that about everything,
and you're almost always wrong.
- Ah? You wanna go? - You wanna go?
Let's do this thing, baby.
Okay, okay, let's go, let's go. Alright. Here we go. Here we go.
All right, I'm ready. Okay, toss me one.
All right, all right, all right.
- Here we go. Here we go. Ready? - Uh-huh.
Here it comes. - Okay.
My bad, my bad, my bad, my bad.
No problem, no problem, no problem.
You got plenty of lychees.
Ah, it's pronounced light cheese, though.
Yeah, agree to disagree cheese.
It's a numbers game. Here we go. There we go.
Yeah, we're getting close.
I honestly thought we'd be a bit better at this.
We thought we would've caught one by now.
Yeah, this is the last lychee so let's make it count.
All right, I'm ready for it. This is the one, I can feel it.
[unintelligible] the throw, okay?
Dude, what up with the catch? My throws are gold.
Yeah, fool's gold.
What?
What are you guys doing?
Quiet, Charlotte? I'm about to catch a lychee.
It's pronounced light cheese.
No!
Yeah!
You guys made me miss.
My throw was sick.
Well, if it was closed.
What was closed?
If you have eaten that, an alien...
And I'm no longer listening, five second rule.
Uh.
I always forget how much I hate lychees.
Ah, me too, dude, they're gross.
Those aren't lychees.
Can't you read the sign that I didn't put on the jar?
- Those are alien eggs. - Huh?
Those are alien eggs.
Oh. That's what I thought you said.
Schwoz told us if you eat one,
it'll grow and hatch inside of your stomach.
Schwoz, did I just get pregnant with an alien baby?
We won't know for sure for a couple of days.
We know for sure.
You're pregnant.
Congratulations.
Yay.