Alright, we're going to talk about proposals because all y'all Mormons get
married when you're like 18, 19, 20 and to non-mormons, that's nuts-o. Like it's crazy.
Gonzo, wozo, lozo, Lonzo Ball.
I know that our demographic is 14 to 19 year olds and David Stiles who's 52
but I want all of us here to know that proposals, hey look, I'm not married, these
two are married. Ian's married to Sienna, Caish is
married to McKay. McKay? McKay and Caish, that's cute. He has really cool long hair. I'm not
married-- so I think the good thing that we could do on the show is ask you
how you would propose. I've actually got it all planned out
how I want to propose, okay? Oh yeah, I'm the girl. Do you love me?
My fiance won't be that aggressive. So if you were if you were in the moment where
you had to propose where would it be? I want like a where, what, when? Can you sit
down, you're making me anxious! So what I would do, I would take out the ring and I wouldn't
take it out yet, what might.. I'll give this back to you. Thanks for that. Here's the plan, what I'm going to do.
Where's it going to happen though? So I'm going to propose probably in front of
the Provo City Center Temple. Wait, wait, wait, wait. What if you're not here in Provo?
Let me let me tell you. This is why we're doing the show. This is cliche. We're helping him.
See, most people, they go in front of a temple, the Salt Lake temple and they just propose
and have their friend like hiding the bushes with the camera. Or they're like, "Okay,
we've already got engaged and all but now we need like beauty glamour shots."
So the photographer is like, "Let's go take em. I'll pretend to be surprised."
"It's refracting off the diamond! No, we need it to be pure so you
can see all the details I can show my mom, she need to know it's so beautiful!
Ian had a weird proposal, we're learning a lot about Ian's life.
Wait, let me finish my story. So it's going to in front of Provo City Center Temple
but what I'm going to do is we're gonna be walking by and my friend is going to
start playing a guitar, it might be Ian, and then I'm gonna start singing "I Can't
Help Falling in Love." But hold on, we got this.
So now I'm the girl. *Ian singing*
Ian can sing, ladies and gentlemen. So that's gonna
happen and then she's gonna realize what's going on and by the way we're
gonna have a drone over it. Oh my gosh, you are not gonna have a drone. I'm gonna
have a drone! Could it be more millennial? Oh it's gonna be way more.
21 Pilots has covered this. He's gonna be hashtagging getting engaged.
Engaged 2k17. Right? Hashtag Mormon. Hashtag hashtag I love my
wife no future wife hashtag I lied hashtag hashtag. And then we're gonna
have a choir of children come in. No, no stop. I thought it's real.
No, this is legit, I'm legitimately gonna do this. Don't do that.
Of course I'm gonna do it. No. Because then your wedding won't be as cool. Oh that's true.
Of course it's gonna be cool, I've planned out my entire wedding, my entire wedding. First of all...
We were talking about Kwaku's wedding... he doesn't even need a wife, he's got his wedding.
He's already planned it out, he's already bought the dress.
He's actually already bought the wife. Just kidding. So go back to the children singing...
I'm against it. So children are going to come in, so it's me, a guy on the guitar, children maybe
some adults, we're all serenading her. We get into a giant circle and she's
in the middle of a circle. After everyone's cheering-- you don't think she's gonna feel uncomfortable?
So I propose, she starts crying, "Oh my gosh," she has the drones going-- what if she doesn't cry?
Right? That's what I was thinking. She's gonna cry. My wife didn't cry.
Okay pause, let me tell you, what if it's not sunset?
It's gonna be sunset. That happened in my proposal, okay? It's gonna be sunset.
My husband had this whole thing planned out, it's gonna be great, it will be right
when the sun sets, drops me a pin, says "Meet me." Drops me a pin, you guys are so millennial.
It doesn't send. So it's like 9:30 at night in the middle of the
summer, black outside-- And they loved each other, you realize this. They were in love.
Well I'm sorry I will not be relying on a pin for this pivotal moment in my life.
Apple will not play a role in it. Everybody knows where the Provo City Center Temple
is. We're gonna be together trust me it's going to be great and when
you guys see the video, you're going to be like, "Wow Kwaku, great idea, where'd I
hear about this? Oh 3 Mormons! And then, my wedding, if it's the girl I hope it
is, it's gonna be at the Long Beach California temple
and we're going to have a reception, we're also going to
have a ring ceremony because my family is not LDS. Good call. Okay but proposals, proposals
though. I've given the proposal. I'm sorry. We need the part 2, it's
the best part. After the reception, we're having an after party.
So the reception like, you know, "Oh, nice to meet ya." The after party,
everyone takes off the suits, we're dressed casually, it's so much
fun. There's gonna be soda everywhere and I'm gonna open it up to the public so there's
going to be about 400 people there, it's going to be magnificent, really, really
big, everyone's going to love it. You just went so ghetto right there, "I'm gonna open it up to the public."
I was trying to be Trumpy. I'm gonna open it up to the public, open it
up to the public folks. We're going to have to catch a flight immediately the
next day for a honeymoon, we're going to be late so we're gonna be like
changing in the car. It'll be in like New York or something cool. We'll be changing in the car
--wait, why are you gonna be late? Yeah, right?
I'm planning being late to my temple sealing. I want to be like
almost to be like putting the tie on, you park, I throw my keys like hey
take me no to valet guy like they're up stumbles and it's just run in and I'm
like I'm here I'm here as we get married my Barbie is your wedding party
you want to write early or die out perfect when you guys I'm going to
ceiling another pivotal moment quickest no I'm not moving my scene late almost
late like it's I'm going to be cutting clear let's start I'm gonna still be in
the car putting my tie on we start I like walking into the ceiling don't just
write yeah you know what you know what it's not like I don't know how we're
close to the doors I object no that's not how this works the ceiling
like the whole family has to get there 30 minutes for you my friend have has
everything like get there like an hour and a half before also another thing the
whole after-party idea after the reception is over here like when I was
at jolly old time and you're driving in the car on the way to wherever you're
going and you're I wish they did not hand though so fun and then you're like
I'm out of here you were you're not gonna learn about
the party just let me know reality I will be going to the after-party it's
going to be so much fun on my mission we were teaching these
people yes Emily doesn't believe for a while
bless you has Claire Moreland don't believe in genetics told you Joseph
Smith's more luck I believe that'll be a day when fishes and people will coexist
peacefully anyways just this guy in your mission and believe so we're taking this
guy and he was looking at his girlfriend obviously they need to get married
because that's against examines death and so he's out it is addictive yard
doing something we're like so like are you going to get married or whatever is
wife's across the street it was mom's house that's what missionaries doing
they're teaching the law of chastity so like you're going to get married or
whatever quite like that but sort of so we're like so what's what's the deal
even if it was your right and like that moment because was a little stone fits
fine he looks over it will not find but that's police so he looks over his
girlfriend and he's like hey babe want to get married and she was like sure and
then they just kept going about their day like no she's like gardening me and
you see help see how depressing that story was no there was no drone there
was no course of children there was no guitar and that's why mine will be an
amazing and amazing and amazing you sound like you sound like Tom Haverford
from Parks and Rec and you're just like getting all these gadgets and gizmos to
like fall in love we are good no no no we're gonna fall in love before that but
maybe she's gonna know what that it's a flare alert uh uh marriage is good I'm
not married and when I do you guys will all know and we'll bring her on the show
yeah the drone video you'll see there will be a drone lb brother it'll be like
drone featuring Ian on guitar featuring boy choir featuring Provo city center
temple then featuring quake you like everything else sounded so much cooler
and then there's you at the ring dude it's all about no connect the ring we're
gonna have just like the drone like webbing on it and only 50 cameras - gosh
you know thank you the moment when we go into the pedal
first of flowers annual amount they're wearing or blue or green gay anyway so
there's this idea of quake ooh having like pyrotechnic and drones info acquire
from I don't know the Church of England and they show up how about you showing
devotion of month of course it it but also the know and the fight you know
it's like you're going to smoke machines of course maybe them say you know jack
black show I think like hey like I want to get a celebrity I'm thinking Jimmy
Hart seemed like this like very would be list eleven basically our night will
show up Oh No if we fight honestly my ultimate dream is to get proposed to
I've always liked wanted to be proposed to and if a girl bows to me I would be
going okay so many great things done that women you to propose to men