Throughout our time with Victorious,
we’ve seen it all when it comes to love and relationships.
We've even had a few ships of our own.
But when those ships sailed, we witnessed more break ups than we did make ups.
- I’m doing homework. - So you want to break up with me?
Let’s take a look at every break up on Victorious, ever.
Starting with one we might’ve actually been rooting for.
I’m lookin’ at you, Andre.
- You and I need to talk. - Okay, what do you wanna talk ab…
You yanked my arm!
Are you sassing me?
- Okay, that’s it! - What?!
I am sassing you!
- Sassity sass, sass, sass! - Andre!
Look, I don’t mean to wreck your birthday but I don’t wanna go out with you anymore!
[cheering]
Are you trying to dump me?
Well, yeah, if that’s cool with you.
It was definitely cool with us. But not so cool...
How about catching your boyfriend mid make out sesh with your best friend?
Nothing like a break up with a side of betrayal.
- I mean, are you maybe still… into me? - No!
Not at all and I love Cat!
She’s like the sweetest thing ever and I’m psyched you guys are going out.
I guess it’s, it’s just...
[gasping]
[squeaking]
- Ah! - Oh!
- Oh! - No!
[sighing]
[crying]
- Cat! - Oh my god, Cat!
Tori always seemed to have bad luck with guys,
and she experienced her own set of break ups.
- Who could forget the infamous… - Ryder Daniels.
- Ryder? Senior guy, super hot?
Yeah, super hot and super terrible.
Ryder was known for breaking hearts in return for getting good grades.
Once Tori caught on she broke up with him Hollywood Art style.
♪ You messed with me ♪
♪ And messed with her ♪
♪ So I'll make sure you get what You deserve ♪
♪ Yeah, one day ♪
♪ You'll be begging on your knees for me ♪
Ouch.
That wouldn’t be the last time Tori had to deal with some lame guy.
In a crossover episode with iCarly we witnessed Steven double crossing
Carly and Tori.
However, this led to one of the greatest breakups we ever got to witness on TV.
- And on the iCarly web show. - Happy hundred day anniversary.
[sniffling]
- You ready for this? - Are you ready for this?
Ah! Ow!!
[laughing]
Hi Steven!
He thought he was gonna get a kiss from a pretty girl!
But instead I blew a trumpet in his face! Ah!
- Punk! - Ah!
- Wait! What is this? - This is…
iCarly, yeah!
- And that is my ex-boyfriend, Steven. - Ex?
He’s also her ex-boyfriend.
- Ex?! - Yes! Ex, meaning…
Not anymore.
While some of these break ups were completely justified...
some maybe weren’t so much.
Yeah, we all know I’m about to show you a clip of Jade and Beck.
Because you and I date I can’t be friends with other girls?
You can be friends with ugly girls.
But not girls who are gorgeous socialites who text message you
- a hundred times a day! - You know what? You… Tori! Tori!
- Can you come here? - What?
- If you were my girlfriend… - Great way to start the question.
Would you be all freaked out that I’m just friends with Alyssa Vaughn?
- Who cares what she thinks? - Honestly, I wouldn’t love it.
I care what she thinks!
How can you say that? You don’t even…
You know, I really don’t want to be in the middle of this.
- No, you stay right here. - No!
You don’t think a girlfriend should just trust here boyfriend?
- No, I, I do. - Get outta here, Tori.
- I’d love to. - Stay!
Ugh!
- Alright, you know what? - Tell me what.
- No, no. Don’t tell him what. - We’re done.
- Jade? - So you’re breaking up with me?
- No, no, no, no she’s not. - Yeah, I am.
Awe she is.
You’re being ridiculous!
What do you care? I’m not your girlfriend anymore!
Of course this wasn’t the only time Bade broke up.
After constantly fighting, this couple would see its end once more.
Look, I, I don’t wanna be your boyfriend if we’re just gonna fight all the time.
- So you wanna break up? - No. I. I didn’t say that.
- I’m just saying… - Ar… you guys might break up? Because…
I’m not dating anyone and I’ve always thought
that Beck and I would make the perfect…
Next time it’s a hammer!
Come on, Beck! Take me to get some food.
I’m tired of fighting.
Okay.
I’m gonna walk out that door and I’m gonna count to ten.
Don’t forget three.
Some people forget it.
If I get to ten and you’re not out there, I’m going home.
And we’re over.
Ten!
It wasn’t just the students that had to deal with these breakups though.
Mr. Sikowitz also had to endure heartache. One that made us all… pretty sad.
What’s wrong?
Well, see I was dating this woman...
and during the play she sent me a text message.
She dumped me and she’s moving to Fresno.
Oh! That’s awesome!
No! No, no. I meant… ahem… that we thought you were depressed because the
play was about a high school teacher who’s a sad, pathetic loser.
- And? - Nothing.
It seemed like Trina, who loved attention more than anything,
was one of the few to go unscathed in the breakup department.
Well, maybe not quite. After she spread a false rumor about dating Beck,
the boys decided to team up and show her a lesson in love.
Well, I heard the boys in the locker room say that Beck asked you out.
- So, I thought I’d ask you too. - Look out! Ah!
- Trina wants me not you, idiot! - Oh! Uh!
[fighting]
Boys! Stop, don’t fight over me!
Boys! Come on!
[fighting]
Andre, no!
It’s disgusting!
[screaming]
Trina? Did you learn your lesson?
- About telling lies? - Meow.
[laughing]
All of these breakups continue to remind us what’s most important.
Self-love and also singing a breakup is way cooler than speaking one.
So, which of these breakups hit you the hardest?
And better yet, can you relate to any of them?
We really hope not but let us know.
I’m sorry your lady bailed on you.
It is what it is.
[sighing]
What it is.