Time to dust off an old crowdpleaser.
Aye, there.
Who has me potato?
Mick Face.
[laughter]
♪ I drink all night ♪
♪ I drink all day ♪
♪ I punch me wife the Irish way ♪
Huh!
♪ Go to the bar, spend all our quid ♪
♪ My wife stays home and has another kid ♪
♪ Got ginger hair, I'm a Catholic ♪
♪ I'm a drunk potato-loving dirty Mick ♪
♪ O Danny Boy, the alcohol is calling ♪
♪ It's saying I'm a pissed old Paddy snout ♪
♪ And we won't win our pointless war with England ♪
♪ And no one wants us here so we should just get out ♪
I don't know how she manages to do it,
but Lillian is always on the cutting edge of comedy.
[laughs]
♪ When God made me, he was playing a trick ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm a drunk, potato-loving ♪
♪ wife-beating, bar-fighting, ginger-haired ♪
♪ disgusting dirty Mick ♪
Thank you.
[cheers and applause]
Thank you.
Judges.
(Dan) Two tens and--oh, a zero,
from the esteemed gentleman from Donegal.
Seemed to be a crowd-pleaser, but we do need to be sensitive
to all the white races.
A zero?