- (PvF) Big Shar, what's going on? - I don't know.
It all depends on you. - Are you here for...
speed eating? - (sighs)
- Oh. - No!
- Speed eating? - I have always wanted to be
in a speed eating episode. - I didn't know that existed.
- (PvF) We're doing a Cartoon-Network-inspired
speed eating with silly props competition.
- That's great. - Oh, no wait. I love it, though.
- (PvF) Each round, there will be different obstacles,
and you'll have a limited amount of time to eat as much as you can
using only the props provided. - I've had them my whole life!
I can't use them! - Just hide them, but sexy.
- Sexy? - Can't use our hands.
- So I have to be prepared. - I wish I could take
my nails off for this. - I don't know what I'm, like,
more excited about, the fact that it's Cartoon Network
or it's eating. It's like, you combined
my two favorite things into one. It's just like ahhhhh!
- The winner in each duo will get a chance
to spin the wheel of prizes. - The Wheel! Of!
- (both) Prizes! - (gasps) Oh, oh, oh my god!
- (PvF) Not yet. - Okay.
- Please don't do this at home. We have a medic on set.
- I picked the wrong day to do lipstick.
- ♪ We Bare Bears! ♪ - Oh, snap! Whoa, dude!
- Oh my goodness. - Oh, god. Look at--
- I'm not speed eating this. - ♪ (hums) ♪
- Oh my goodness. - I want fried rice.
- Love it. Perfect. - Stunning work.
- I'm excited. There's shrimp in here. - Mmm!
- (PvF) Ice Bear's fired up the hibachi grill.
And we've got a delicious teppanyaki shrimp fried rice,
complete with a fiery onion volcano. You'll have 30 seconds to eat
as much as you can, but there's a catch!
- Of course there is! - You'll have to do it in true...
(metal clangs) Benihana style!
- Spatula hands. - Oh my god.
- Spatula hands. - Can I fling it at you
and you just open your mouth? And I just fling it?
- (laughs) - That's how I check.
- Yah! - How are you feeling about this?
- I'm nervous. - I hate you.
- I wanna just fling it at my face. That's not gonna work.
- Benihana is a Japanese word for red safflower.
The guy who started Benihana's parents,
after World War II, went outside after a bombing
and saw one single red flower sticking out of the rubble.
And they decided to name their coffee shop Benihana.
And so, he started it in homage to his parents.
- That's so beautiful! - That's very tragic and very
beautifully poetic for a Benihana. - So tragic!
- (PvF) Who's gonna win? - Me. I mean--
- Me-- no, me. - I'm ready to eat!
Are you ready to eat, guys? Let's do this!
- (PvF) Three, two, one! Go! - Oh.
- Ah. - (muffled) That's so good, though.
- (PvF) 10 seconds have gone. You guys have taken one bite!
How's that taste? - (muffled) I don't know.
- (muffled) So good. - (PvF) Izzy's going to town.
Travis, get your other hand out of there!
We are halfway through.
- Oh my god! - (grunts)
- (PvF) Jair is taking her sweet time. Three, two...
one! Time! - (both vocalizing)
- (PvF) Yeah, Jair, I think Sharon. I think I'm giving it to Angel!
I feel like Izzy's got this one! - (Travis exclaims in dismay)
- That was pretty even, but at the very end,
Angel pulled ahead with two extra shovels.
- (both exclaim angrily) - Okay, she can have round one.
It's all right. - (PvF) All right,
I guess you like it. - Mm-hmm.
- (man) Start with two shakes of salt. - Oh!
- (as man) Two shakes of salt! - Ah, Powerpuff Girls!
- Ooh! - Oh, Powerpuff Girls!
- They're so cute! - (Bliss) I love pizza.
- I love pizza too. - Oh my god, pizza?
- But no, it's a broccoli a la grossié.
- What? - Broccoli a la grosse?
- What? - What?!
- Ew! - Oh, I love parsnip.
- I want it to be pizza. I want it to be pizza, but it's not.
- No thank you. - Typical white guy. Little bit of salt.
- Oh, it's like a soup. - My question is what utensil
we're gonna use for this 'cause I'm scared. (laughs)
- (PvF) For dinner tonight, we've got a lovely bowl
of broccoli a la grossié from Chef Utonium
that isn't quite as bad as the Powerpuff Girls think it'll be.
However, it's much more torturous to speed eat it with slotted spoons!
- What?! - (sighs)
- That is rough. - That's horrible!
- (makes light saber sounds) - (PvF) Did you know
the Powerpuff Girls were originally known as the Whoop-Ass Girls?
- Whoa! I like that a lot better! - Whoop-ass!
- That's great. - It started as a student film
at Cal Arts. And instead of getting
their powers from Chemical X, they got it from a can of Whoop Ass.
- That's right, baby! - I wanna be a whoop-ass girl
when I get older. - (PvF) Which Powerpuff girl are you?
- Oh, I'm so Blossom. - No, I'm Blossom.
- I'm Blossom. - That's a full ladle. Oh.
- (PvF) Do you remember the name of the monkey?
- Mojo Jojo! - (gasps) Oh, Mojo! That's right!
- (PvF) What are you gonna do? How are you feeling about this?
- All right, fast speed. - I have an idea,
but I'm not saying it. - What is your idea?
Tell me your idea. - I'm not-- no.
- Why? I wanna hear it? - 'Cause you're gonna steal it.
- We can't bring it that high up. - It's gonna get everywhere.
- Everywhere. Absolutely everywhere. - It's gonna get EVERYWHERE.
- (PvF) All right, you ready? - Yeah.
- (PvF) Three... - Oh, god.
- Oh, Jesus. - (PvF) ...two, one!
- Oh, I didn't get anything. - Immediately no.
- (PvF) How's it taste? - Mmm!
- Honestly, it's not bad. - I know.
- Oh. - (PvF) Are you just licking it, Jair?
- I'm trying to get it at the bottom. - Ah! It's just coming right out.
- (PvF) Travis has to come up a little bit.
Is this how you deal with a can of whoop-ass?
- Mm-hmm.
(bell rings) - (PvF) Time!
- Oh, Sharon is a monster. - I won.
- I think Travis is the winner
of this one. - Oh my god. Thank god!
- It is definitely Sharon! Winner: Angel!
- Yay! - Ah.
- (Amethyst) Bixbite is an expert... - Is this Steven Universe?
- (PvF) Yup. - (squeals)
- Okay, pizza time. - Psh!
- Let's do that one. - Ohhhh!
- Pizza. - Give me the pepperoni,
and we'll be fine. - Yeah, me too.
- Yeah. - Are we gonna have to eat it
with a claw? - Look at that 'za, brah.
- (as Amethyst) 'Za, brah. - Look at that!
- (Amethyst) 45 degrees. - She's on it.
- We have to eat it with a ruler.
Sharon, you're going down. - Nerdville.
- You see how she has the crab claw thingy?
Where she's doing-- it's either that or a pizza cutter.
- Could be a ruler. - 'Cause that's harder to balance.
- I'm gonna go with lobster claw, though.
- Oh, snap! - Oh, and it's hot!
- It smells great. - Delicious.
- (PvF) From Fish Stew Pizza, we've got a perfectly sliced 'za
thanks to Bixbite, that Amethyst and Steven Universe love.
And this 'za will be harder to crush while wearing giant
lobster claw hands. - (sighs)
- ♪ La la la la ♪ - Lobster claws.
- You are only allowed to pinch. You cannot do this.
- Oh, sure. - I think I'ma do fine.
- (Travis) Ha-ha! - (gags)
- (PvF) How are you feeling about this?
- A little nervous. - I'm good.
- Nervous. - I have had to swallow some.
- (PvF) Three, two, one! - Sharon! That's not fair!
- We're doing the same thing. Let's go. - Are we doing the same thing?
- Ah. Ah. - (PvF) Ahhh!
How's that pincher working for you? - (muffled speech)
- (PvF) This is a new level.
(bell rings) And time!
- (laughs) - His, his, mine.
- (PvF) I'm pretty sure Sharon gets that point.
- Really? - (PvF) Sorry, Jack.
(ding) - (groans)
- (laughs) - I was slamming those pizza!
- I had three slices! - Absolutely slamming them!
- (PvF) Izzy, it's your point. - Take it, Izzy.
- Take the point. - Woo-woo-woo-woo!
- I feel like a winner. - I lost?
- That was so fun. - You dropped two pieces.
She only dropped one. - ♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪
- Can I actually eat this? - Yeah, I actually want a slice.
- (Angel) Esteemed judges, I have brought for you today...
- (gasps) Oh my gosh. Craig of the Creek?
- Oooh! - Oh, what the hell?
- (Angel) ...some molten crunchies. - Ooh.
- Yes! - Okay, but microwave?
- Molten crunchies? Those are gonna be hot.
- Really? - (Angel) And presto.
- I can't do it. - Sharon.
- I wanna make these. - Yo, that's genius.
I wish I thought of that back when I was a stoner.
- Ah-ha, I can't. This is yours.
- Is it spicy? (giggles) - I-- ooh.
- Ahhh! - Nicole, you know I don't like
spicy food. - I love.
- I'm gonna scream! - (Toman) I call that...
- Speak the truth. - (Toman) ...a masterpiece.
- Ohhhh. - (as Toman) A masterpiece.
- There it is. - Oh, hell no.
- There's no way I can do this. - I feel like I can eat
all these, though. Not gonna lie. - I can.
- (PvF) From Craig of the Creek, we've got Angel Jose's famous
Cruncharella Sticks that are super cheesy and SUPER spicy
AND super hard to eat in 30 seconds, especially when...
using these silly finger chopsticks. - Let's go!
- Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!
- Oh, lord have mercy. - No. I've never seen those in my life.
- Some of my friends just use 'em to hold their joint
while they play video games. - Sharon, they're not that hot.
I promise you. - Have we met?
- Craig of the Creek is very cute. It's one of those things--
it's like a very like soft watch. - So, it was from two
of the former writers on Steven Universe.
- Oh my god, wow! - I could see similarities
in the art style between Steven Universe and the show.
- The faces? - Does that make sense?
- Yes. - (PvF) Are you excited to try
the Cruncharella Sticks? - I'm so excited.
- Are you worried about the spice? - I'm scared of the spice, yes.
- No. - I feel like-- no?
- No, I love spicy food. - (PvF) Three, two, one!
- Oh my god. - (PvF) How's that taste?
- (muffled) I don't know. - Is it spicy, Shar-- Sharon.
What's happening? I would probably start eating.
You're already 10 seconds in. - Oh my god.
I have nothing eaten in my mouth. - (PvF) Angel's already finished
a whole stick. - Oh, god.
- (PvF) Oh, no. There's 10 seconds left.
Jack's got two in his mouth. - Angel's on her third one.
- (muffled) Oh! It's hot!
- (PvF) Three. - Ah!
- (PvF) Two! (bell rings)
One. - (laughs)
- (laughs) - (muffled speech)
- (PvF) I think Travis gets the points!
- I might still give this one to Jair because she actually
ate a whole bunch. You just have the tips in your mouth.
- (snorts) - (PvF) How's it taste?
- Oh, I can feel the spice. - Like Hot Cheetos.
- (PvF) Is it spicy? - Oh! Oh, it's so hot!
Oh my gosh. I would love to not win this one.
- How'd the Cruncharella Sticks taste? - All I taste is grease.
- Actually, I really enjoyed these a lot.
- They're quite nice. - (both speak gibberish)
- Exactly.
- Oooh! - Ooh!
- Oh, Total Drama Island. - I didn't like it that
that guy had on a flame shirt. - A super, super fan.
- (Duncan) Really? Nice try, dude. - Ah, damn.
- I can go for days talking about this show.
- (Terry) We'll see. - (as Terry) We'll see.
- (blonde) Oatmeal raisin? - Oh.
- Ah! I hate oatmeal raisin cookies.
- That kind of looks like Guy Fieri, though.
- Oh, hell yeah! - Oh, yes. (laughs)
- There. Now, it looks like I did my hair.
- (both laugh) - (PvF) The ultimate torture
from Terry Spice in Total DramaRama,
we've got Owen's least favorite type of cookie:
the dreaded oatmeal raisin. But you'll be testing
your own skills at trying to eat them out of
a claw game machine. - Oh, god!
- Yeah! - That's hilarious.
- What? - Oh my god.
Okay, well, stunning work. - Oh my gosh!
- How are you feeling about this? - Concerned.
- Same, but I'm hoping that this is the only one I can win.
- So scared. - This is--
- Ah! - Ha!
- Shout out to my boy, Ed. I'll let you know
how good my claw game is. - ♪ (both hum Mission Impossible) ♪
- (PvF) You guys will have two minutes to try and get
as many as you can. You ready? - Yeah.
- (PvF) Three, two, one! Go! - Oh, god. I'm sorry, Travis.
I'm sorry Travis. - What the crap?
- (screams) - (PvF) Don't drop it! Don't drop it!
Don't drop it! - Oh, wow. This is--
there's a lot of concentrating that's happening here, Nicole.
- How is that feeling? - Fun.
- This is fun. - I feel like I'm in an arcade.
- (PvF) Oh, Izzy's already got one! - Are you serious right now?!
- I just threw it in the air. - I can't even get the cookies
in the back! - Oh, damn you!
- (PvF) Oh, you're so close, Jack! - I need to get one!
- How's that oatmeal raisin cookie taste?
- It tastes like oatmeal raisin cookies!
- Give me a cookieeeee, ahhhh!! - Damn!
- (PvF) Jair almost got it. - Almost.
- (PvF) Angel's got one. - Oh my god. Please give me one!
- Ahhhhhh! Give me cookies!
- (PvF) 10 seconds left! - Ahhhh! I got one.
- (PvF) All right. Time's almost up.
Three, two, one. - I give up.
- There's no way. I'm eating them.
- (PvF) Look at Izzy! Look at Izzy! Look at Izzy!
Look at Izzy! - Two.
- Get outta here. - (PvF) Time.
- Failing! - Four cookies!
- (PvF) Izzy wins. - Yeah!
- (PvF) Travis, you are disqualified. - Loser!
- I'm terrible. (laughs) - (PvF) Sharon wins with one point.
The game's over, guys. - Everybody better feel sad
for me in the comments. I'm just losing.
- Enjoy your point. - Thanks. I do.
- I do hope you get a card. - That was so exciting!
- That was exciting. - I had fun!
- There was so much action in that.
- Dexter's Laboratory! - Oh my god.
- Oh, I hate coffee. - Oh my god. Dee Dee's eyes.
- Oh, thank god. - It's like, how did they not know
their son had a whole laboratory? - Uhhhh... oh.
- Oh my gosh! ♪ (ominous music) ♪
- Ew. Is it gonna be something with coffee?
- (Dad) Coffee. Coffee. Where's the coffee?!
Hello, coffee! - Coffee. Coffeeee!
- Coffee. - Same.
- Oh my goodness. - Ohhhh.
- Yum! - Ohhhh.
- Oh, coffee! - Okay, hers is already lower
than mine. That's cheating. - No!
- (PvF) Cwoffee? - (both) Cwoffee!
- (PvF) Dexter and Dee Dee have developed quite the habit
for the caffeinated morning elixir. And you'll have 30 seconds
to drink as much as you can using one of Dexter's
favorite laboratory tools: a syringe.
- Oh, this is gonna be so fun! - Ohhh.
- Nice! Okay, sure. - Right. Right. Right.
- Here's my fun fact for this one: Did you know that coffee
was discovered by an Ethiopian goat herder?
- Wow. - How though? How'd he discover it?
- Goats were going around eating the berries
and staying super alert, so the herder was like, "Huh,
I should try this too." - What's in this fruit?
- And now I am also alert! - What's in this silly little fruit?
Ooooh! - I'm so alert all the time now!
- (PvF) Can you imagine a whole bunch of caffeinated goats?
- Oh no, man. - That's a vibe.
- That-- yeah, I know. Baa! Baa!
- (laughs) - Baa!
- Baaaaa! - (PvF) How do you feel about this?
- So ready. - Nervous.
- (PvF) Three, two, one, go!
How is that cwoffee? - Mm-mm.
- I'm energized.
- (PvF) Oh. - It's the shot up in my mouth
that's killing me. - Mm-hmm.
- You feel like a goat? - Mmm.
- (gags) - Ugh!
- (PvF) 10 seconds left!
And that's time! (bell rings)
- Ugh! - (PvF) Two, one!
- Wooo! I'm feeling it, baby! - (PvF) Pull your cups together.
You guys are gonna pour it out to see who won.
- Look at that. - Yeah. I had a fun time.
- (PvF) Jack won one! Yay! - Yes.
- Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! - Let's go!
- (coughs) - (voice-over) The new sugary cereal
on the shelves to... - Cereal!
- Wait, which show this is? - Oh, Jesus! Okay.
- I hate sugar-- I don't like cereal.
- Oh yeah. - Whoa!
- (both) Oooh! - (voice-over) ...catchphrase.
- Oh my god. - (RGB2) I hope you saved room
for dessert! - (as RGB2) I hope you saved
room for dessert! - I did not.
- No, no, no! - I did not.
- (Mordecai) I just hear cereal. - That's my logic
when I approach a thing. - Cereal.
- Ooh, cereal. - Yum!
- (PvF) Finally, we've got a bowl of RGB2io's,
Rigby and Mordecai's favorite. And since you're joining them
for a day on Regular Show as groundskeeper,
we've got some tiny gardening tools!
- Ahhhhh! - This is actually not bad.
- No. - Regular Show was originally
supposed to be called The Normal Show.
- Really? (laughs) - (snorts)
- Okay. Yeah, whatever. - (laughs)
- (PvF) Three, two, one, go!
- Mmm! - (PvF) How's that taste?
- (muffled) Really good. - (muffled) So good. Mmmm!
- (PvF) Izzy's taking more bites, but Travis's bites are bigger.
Ooh, Jair's really going for it! Oh! Oh! Oh! And time!
Jack wins! - Wooo!
- (claps) - (wheezes)
- Jair wins! - That's cool.
- (PvF) Angel, you won the game. You ready to spin the wheel?
Izzy, you are our big winner today! - Woooo!
- (PvF) Jair, you won this round! However, Sharon won the overall game.
- It's okay. I hope you get a hug, Sharon.
- Oh, if I get a hug, I'm out. - Okay.
- We'll just put this up here. How are you feeling?
- Ah. - (laughs)
- Oooh! - Oh, what a good spin, Sharon.
- Thanks. - Try again!
I hope you get "Try Again" again. - Money. I'll take money!
- (gasps) - Nooooo!
- Woooo! - Congratulations!
- Sharon's the real winner here. - Thank you!
- That's what I'm talking about! - Woo! Woo!
- You win a hug! - Yay!
- ♪ Da da-da da! ♪ Yeah!
- Put it in my wallet? - Just like a true ho.
- (PvF) That is it! That is our challenge.
- (claps) Do you want another hug?
It's okay. - (PvF) Congratulations.
How do you feel? - Oh yeah! Slay! Whoa!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah! - Boo-boo-boo, do-boo!
- Thank you guys so much for watching this silly
speed eating competition. Let us know what you thought
in the comments below. And also, who would win?
- (gasps) - Oh! All right, we're going.
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Bye! Ooh! Ooh! - Mine's not working!
- Oh! Did I get one? Ahhh!
Oh my god. That's cheating.