today I am wearing my Christmas sweater
like Christmas pants and my Christmas
crunchy and you know what that means
it's time for me to judge my relatives
based on how much money they spent on me
on a Christian holiday we're not even
Christian but caplets interests have
taken over America so we're gonna spend
a lot of money on each other on things
that we don't really need all right
let's jump into it so let's start with
my parents who still don't know about my
youtube channel I really I really cut it
close there because my aunt knows about
my youtube channel and texted my mom
that I'm a youtube star but she thought
that my aunt meant that I'm a YouTube
star because I edited videos for the
sorry girls so yeah that is kind of a
ticking time bomb but in the meantime
let's see what they got me honestly it
would not be Christmas without some
socks this is what Jesus died for folks
I used to be such a little bratty
[ __ ] about receiving socks for
Christmas because I was like oh you guys
buy that [ __ ] for me yelling year-round
anyways but now that I'm in college I
actually have to spend real money on
socks and clothing and basic necessities
I actually really appreciate these
especially because these are much nicer
socks than I would buy for myself
normally I just buy the 20 pack from
Costco so these are definitely a level
up let me let me do a little try on haul
for you guys these ones are a nice low
cut from Eddie Bauer they got a nice
sporty look to them a low profile sleek
and aerodynamic durable construction ok
this is turning into a foot fetish video
I need to stop and then she also got me
some of these low like Sly Dion song
these are that special type of tiny
banana sock that we all lie to ourselves
that they're gonna stay on our feet but
they never [ __ ] stay on your feet
because they're tiny and soft we're not
meant to be like this who decided that
this is a secure way to pad your foot at
the very least like when they rub down
my ankles they'll just be a little
little tiny flaccid toe cover you know
my parents also got me oh no my parents
also got me this little basket of
chocolates even chocolate shop back home
that I would always go to when I was a
kid and my grandmother crocheted this
little poop colored basket for me I also
got this box of chocolates which I may
have eaten the majority of in the past
day but um we're gonna ignore that fact
and pretend like I have some
self-control they also got me 50 spicy
dollerinos which jokes aside I actually
really appreciate because ever since I
was around 14 they've kind of just given
up on buying the real presents because I
have very specific and very elusive
tastes so they've just kind of been
giving me money ever since honestly I
hate the stigma that money isn't a good
gift I feel like it's just been
generated by commercial interests in
America
they want you to buy a gift card or like
a bunch of useless [ __ ] instead and then
the last thing I got for my parents is
this credit card which let me just read
you the numbers it's six one zero I
asked them to add me as an author I'd
user on all of their credit cards in
order to help me build a credit score
which is probably damn that is a [ __ ]
adult sentence but I'm 20 now I don't
have a credit score which is kind of
problematic because I'm graduating
college I'm trying to get my own
apartment and stuff like that so it
would be nice to have one but it's been
hard for me to get a credit card because
if you're under 21 you need proof of
income and my income sources are just
from freelance work and from YouTube so
I don't have a set yearly or monthly or
hourly wage that I can show my bank so
that's been fun but again I'm not
actually spending money on these cards
I'm just attached as a user on my
parents account so that I can build up a
credit score all right I don't know why
I just gave you guys like a lesson in
financials but really I'm just giving
you guys the greatest Christmas gift of
all which is financial literacy so
you're welcome oh and I also don't need
this little card which I thought was
very cute it's like a low porcupine
Building Merry Christmas out of pine
needles it's so cute
next up from my other relatives my own
uncle got me this giant pastry from
Panera Bread they gave this to me in San
Francisco and then I had to pack it onto
my carry-on and lug like three pounds of
bread across the United States I haven't
tasted it yet because I've been working
my way through the chocolate but it
supposed to be some type of sweet pastry
situation
here's icing on it there's carbs I'm
gonna [ __ ] love it rest assured later
tonight when I'm been doing some Netflix
I will curl up in my bed and probably
eat more of this I'd like to admit
probably the whole loaf I'm not gonna
lie to myself hey guys so it is around
three hours after I filmed that video
and I've been editing it and lo and
behold I am hungry again so I thought I
would open this baby up and do a little
taste test slash first impressions slash
looked bomb with you guys I definitely
pronounced that wrong yep I pretty much
just own three pounds of cinnamon roll I
was gonna call it dry but there was a
section in the middle with goo it's like
sugary goo okay that's what I'm talking
about oh god damn that's not fair
and they also got me a Nordstrom gift
card which was very sweet I keep feeling
the need to say thank you to the camera
even though none of my family members
are ever gonna watch this so
I'm just like putting it out in the
universe thanks guys
and lastly I got this hung pal which has
a hundred spicy dollerinos in it is it
crass to be showing you how much money I
actually got I feel like that's a little
obnoxious I'm sorry my point being is
that this is from my I believe I called
her and week info for my aunt Lillian
depending on how white I'm feeling that
day
it's my mom's aunt and I literally like
I don't remember who this lady is like
she probably saw me last when I was like
five years old so I'm not even sure she
recognizes me either but you know how
the more distant your relatives or the
greater sums of cash they give you when
they see you
we spent my family but anyways this was
very generous I'm gonna write her a
really nice thank-you note so that is
everything that I've gotten for
Christmas so far although probably
around one to two weeks from now I'm
gonna get an email from Amazon saying
that my other aunt and uncle have given
me an e gift card which is actually
really useful because I by way too much
[ __ ] on Amazon that I don't need so I
look forward to them enabling my
unhealthy spending habits and then I
didn't get anything from my other
grandpa because he doesn't really
remember who I am anymore hashtag
relatable teen content am i right guys
real talk though I feel like everybody
has a grandparent who either has cancer
or it doesn't have their memory anymore
or is struggling in some way because old
age is really not graceful so my
thoughts go out to all the grandparents
out there so what the [ __ ] this was
supposed to be a happy video stop that
suck up those two years [ __ ] anyways
thank you so much to you guys for
watching this weird ass video it was
like a weird concept but I thought I'd
try it out especially with social media
and all these youtubers who get like
five thousand dollars worth of gifts
showered upon them every Christmas and
birthday it's really easy to feel like
your family isn't doing enough for you
or you didn't get enough gifts or like
your family isn't rich enough or
whatever [ __ ] but obviously the
holidays are not just about gifts it's
also about getting in as many petty
arguments with your family as humanly
possible over the course of a single
week and it's also about appreciating
time with people and I'm really grateful
for everything that I got even though
it's like a little bit sarcastic about
some of it I hope that you guys don't
think that I'm a spoiled brat or
anything like that I am really grateful
to everybody who gave me stuff oh if
you're wondering what I got for people
for Christmas I got my mom a pair of
Uggs
slippers because she's been wearing the
same super worn-out fuzzy slippers since
literally like 10 years ago when we
still got the physical Christmas
catalogs mailed to us and we would like
fill out a mail order for
we wanted from the Christmas catalog she
got it from one of those and they are
worn thin so I got her some eggs and for
my dad I thought this was absolutely so
so [ __ ] cool it's a kit where you can
construct your own 35 millimeter camera
which I thought was so cool because he's
very good at like building things and he
also like photography and stuff like
that so yeah hopefully he'll be able to
take some cool pictures on it I also got
David something but we haven't seen each
other yet and I don't want to spoil it
because he actually religiously watches
all of my videos but I have something
good plan for David too I'm gonna
actually shut up now thank you guys so
much for watching and I will see you
guys in the new year with a very special
video huh Wow okay that was weird
um bye
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