- Oh nice.
(Dr Jordan laughs)
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- I'm Dave England, and this is the bungee boogie.
- Oh my gosh.
(Dr. Jordan groans)
Oh, man, one you gotta worry about your tailbone fracturing.
Go to the store and buy one of those pool donuts, sit on it
so that way the pressure is on the rim of your butt
versus right on the pressure where the fracture is.
Oh nice.
(Dr. Jordan laughing)
Flies into the side of the pool,
his body is all contorted.
You know, that amount of force
if your brain is not perfectly
filling the cavity of your skull
it can slosh around and move around.
You can actually rip your bridging veins
and cause bleeding in your brain.
Then you can snap your neck, bad whiplash injuries,
where they literally screw in an apparatus
to keep your neck in one place
so you don't actually cause further damage.
There you go.
More stable.
(water splashes)
Perfect, that's awesome.
Definitely gonna have some road rash.
Road rash, all different degrees,
ripping the tissue, skin off, man that hurts a lot.
The times we see this in the emergency department
where people have like horrible road rash or car accidents,
motorcycle accidents.
I've seen some bad road rash where people need skin grafts.
The skin is gone and literally you got to take
skin from your (beep),
and put it on different areas of your body.
What happens if you have a hairy butt,
like now you get a hairy patch.
No, I'm just kidding with that,
that doesn't normally happen.
- And this is the Lamborghini tooth pull.
- Lamborghini, nice.
- Here's the good news, what you're doing is stupid.
(Dr. Jordan laughs)
- Here's the good news.
I don't know if anybody's seen or done it as a kid,
putting a string to your tooth
then like somebody slamming the door.
Again, don't do that, okay?
So this is like the over the top
expensive luxury car edition version of that.
(car engine roaring)
Oh my gosh.
Wait a second, before it even happens two doctors on set,
I don't think they're real doctors.
One is in a long coat and one's in a short coat.
When I was a medical student we wore short coat.
When you graduate and you become official doctor
after you graduate medical school,
then you get the long coat.
It's actually like a rite of passage.
The only time I ever wear my white coat currently.
(bell dings)
(car engine roaring)
(Dr. Jordan groans)
(man groans)
Wait a minute, wait a minute,
it just came to me.
This is just an adult tooth.
(Dr. Jordan groans)
These have long roots into the bone.
You can actually replant that back in right then and there.
You can run it under water, don't scrub it,
don't brush it, nothing like that.
It has ligaments on the tooth itself
that helped reattach it and keep it in place.
And you basically put it back in the socket
as long as the socket is clean.
But if it's been too long of a period of time,
then we actually can't replant it,
cause those ligaments on the tooth itself
are gonna become useless, the tooth won't hold.
- I'm Johnny Knoxville, this is the jet ski.
- Oh, at least he's wearing a helmet.
(boat engine roaring)
So dumb.
(all cheering)
(Dr. Jordan groans)
That's why he's in a lot of pain.
And obviously he smashed his chest
right into the handlebars, probably also hit the gonads.
You can have sternal fractures,
you can have contusion of the heart,
you can have blood going around the heart,
we can have compression of the heart
and then you tend to die.
And then you also worry about anything lower,
a lot of times there are injuries
where if you hit right into the epigastric area
just below the ribs
you can cause massive amount of bleeding,
and you can cause internal bleeding
right into the abdomen and just fills up and fills up.
(dramatic music)
I love this music.
Oh, oh.
Where's the wind coming from.
Oh man.
(Dr. Jordan laughs)
Now that we know it's a jet engine
getting blown in your face.
One, temperature, I'm assuming it's hot,
I've never sat behind one.
But you're also getting a ton of debris
hitting you in your face.
Cause the issue ends up being you're getting these little,
even little pieces of sand can get thrown into the face,
can cause abrasion to the skin,
could also, if it got in your eye,
it can cause a corneal abrasion.
(Dr. Jordan laughs)
He's gonna get tossed.
(Dr. Jordan laughs)
- I can't (beep) breath.
(all laughing)
I felt like somebody was blowing a fireball on my face.
- Yeah.
At the hospital when somebody is coming in
and they're struggling to breathe,
before we intubate them we try to use different machines
to help them breathe.
Either a CPAP or a BiPAP, blow in air into your lungs,
and you're actually causing the lungs
to hyperinflate a little bit and stay open.
But it's very similar in this situation,
and he describes that he can't breathe,
at the hospital people will describe
that they can't breathe
even though the machine is actually making them better.
So it's really interesting in correlation.
But this type of breathing, and the jet fumes,
and all the byproducts and the environmental things
that are getting in your lungs and you're trying to breathe
are not good for you.
- And this is the bungee jump.
- Nice.
- Three, two, one.
(man shouts)
(Dr. Jordan laughs)
- [Man] I see Preston coming, once he was past me
he pulled me down more.
- I love it, that's so dangerous though.
You can still have a lot of injuries even from this height
if you don't fall correctly.
Right when I see this,
all I'm worried about is them colliding in the air
and causing injuries to each other.
When you're having that type of torque, change of direction,
you can snap your back cause a herniation of a disk,
and then actually you can cause
whiplash injuries to your neck,
which then can cause cervical fracture,
spinal cord injuries,
there's even a thing called syringomyelia
where you actually get potential blood
and dissection of the spinal cord down the middle,
and that would actually have like cape like abnormalities
of your upper extremities.
I've received women getting pulled
while bungee jumping back up, right?
And then it just gets wham, whip right into the water.
Obviously Olympic diving,
you have much higher boards than potentially of this,
but they're professionals and they've worked up at it.
Versus basically doing a cannon ball
or belly flop into the water that they have here.
And then the other issue ends up being
is the temperature of the water,
sometimes if the water is super cold
it can inhibit your breathing
cause it's almost like a shock to your body.
- Hello my name's Johnny Knoxville
and I'm about to end this movie.
- Wait a minute, okay,
so they're ending the movie, look at what we got,
everybody's wearing safety glasses, good.
Okay, but then we got somebody who's in a neck collar,
everybody see the neck collar.
There is minimal to no use of these neck collars.
I don't think I've given one of these out
ever in my career as an ER doctor,
because more studies have shown
that they cause more harm than good.
(all groan)
Oh, pinata, nice.
What happened.
(glass shattering)
(Dr. Jordan groans)
I don't know if this is real or not,
it looks pretty damn real.
Luckily they're professionals.
Why, wait a minute.
The first thing that happens
is like the destruction of the back wall,
and all I can see is like shards of glass
and drywall coming at them.
Their eyes are protected but their skin is not.
It can cause lacerations, abrasions,
you can actually cause puncture injuries.
These actually are true injuries that we see
more often than you think.
July 4th in the United States,
people would get fireworks illegally,
light them up and different explosion injuries happen.
Seen many of them.
I've seen people blow out their ear drums,
I've seen tissue exploded off people's chest.
Saw a dry wall starts caving in,
you gotta worry about, you know, inhaling these particles,
cause they're not wearing any respirators to protect them.
Long-term potential risk of maybe cancer, silicosis,
a lot of different things.
You're getting all this water coming in,
so it takes them all out,
they could fall down and get a head injury,
lose consciousness.
Is the water clean,
it's mixed in with all these particles,
mixing with the broken glass that's now floating around.
You know these look fun but they're dangerous.
They have a component of, oh, this looks cool,
but there's massive other risks and danger to them,
so you just have to be really careful.
I love the entertainment factor of Jackass
and I can't wait to see Jackass Forever in the movies.
Let me know in the comments
if you guys are gonna go see it, or if you saw it
what is like your favorite scene
or favorite stunt that they did.
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