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Nutcracker Ned is my name it's my season
Well what do you really know about us nutcrackers?
A lot of people don't know that we come from Germany during one of the great wars
the soldiers started bringing nutcrackers back from Germany to America and other countries.
We nutcrackers watered off evil spirits we were known for that we'd open our mouth
and scare those hanks those boogers those ghosts
depend for yourself a spanish peanut well Feliz Navidad there's the walnut there's
the chestnut and the pecan or i like to say pecan uh the elusive pine nut
you may fancy yourself a macadamia or perhaps one of those cashews high falutin nuts there's
always the acorn but i leave them to squirrels the brazilian, buenas tardes
your pistachio is what you are a pistachio with a pistachio don't even forget the hickory nut what
do i think of the nutcracker sweet well not my bag not that kind of a nutcracker i'm nutcracking ned
and i grew up on a mantle feast at a lake cavern in wisconsin cracked a lot of nuts in my day
well i have to get some nuts in your sock or your christmas talking this holiday season
i hope you're a nutcracker to crack those nuts while they're in the shell of their hull don't
even talk to me about hulls the love and joy come to you and to you glad christmas too
and may god bless you and send you a happy new year and may god send you a bag of nuts my dear
hope you got a nutcracker like nutcracking
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good tidings everybody be kind be wise be good
shortbread time last round
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it's from my mom and dad's old house in coolwood hill charlotte north carolina
a little morning baker's work
oh i've got the hands of a grandma
cheerio a nice little christmas espresso made by my nine barista which i use every morning
wow chocolatey nutty sweet in that espresso kind of way
got my ice rink in the works down here
get the groove on bring these skates in and get those sharpened that'll be one of the first things
get about two more zamboni coats on here i think i'll be good and
smooth but it's just super windy today so not a good day to do it
need a non-windy day anyways skating is back where buddy world war two
here comes santa claus here comes santa claus
children singing