JACK BLACK: Hi, I'm Jack.
ELMO: And Elmo's Emol.
JACK BLACK: And we're going to tell you about the most
awesome word in the whole wide world.
ELMO: Oh, what's the word, Mr. Jack?
What's the word?
JACK BLACK: OK, the word is disguise.
ELMO: Disguise?
JACK BLACK: Disguise.
ELMO: Well, what's a disguise?
JACK BLACK: Disguise is when you change the way something
looks to make it hard to tell what it is.
ELMO: Oh, a disguise.
JACK BLACK: You know what, Elmo?
ELMO: What?
JACK BLACK: I happen to be a master of disguise.
ELMO: No.
JACK BLACK: Oh, yeah.
In fact, I can totally disguise myself, and you would
never, ever, ever even know it was me.
ELMO: No!
JACK BLACK: Oh, yeah.
Check out my disguise expertise in action.
ELMO: Oh, OK.
Let's see this.
Oh!
Wow!
Nice hat and glasses, Mr. Jack.
JACK BLACK: Wait a minute.
ELMO: What?
JACK BLACK: You knew it was me?
Yes.
Then you saw through my disguise.
ELMO: Well, Elmo guess so.
JACK BLACK: OK, all right.
I just have to dig a little deeper in my
treasure trove of disguises.
Excuse me.
ELMO: OK.
Elmo will excuse you.
Whoa.
Mr. Jack is funny.
JACK BLACK: What?
You knew it was me again?
ELMO: Yes!
JACK BLACK: But what about my disguise?
ELMO: Oh, sorry.
JACK BLACK: That's it, I'm done.
I guess my powers of disguise are no longer potent.
I give up.
ELMO: Oh, but Mr. Jack, where are you going?
[CLUCKING]
ELMO: Oh, Mr. Chicken, have you seen Mr. Jack Black?
JACK BLACK: Ah-hah!
My disguise worked.
ELMO: Mr. Jack Black?
JACK BLACK: That's right, it's me.
I totally disguised myself as a chicken.
ELMO: Wow!
Nice disguise.
JACK BLACK: Thank you.
Disguise.
[CLUCKING]
ELMO: Whoa.
JACK BLACK: I think I just laid an egg.
ELMO: Mr. Jack is good!
JACK BLACK: Yes, I am.