- When I say "the" you say "juice".
The. - [Voiceover] Juice.
- The. - [Voiceover] Juice.
- (laughing) When I say "goose" you say "moose".
Goose. - [Voiceover] Moose!
- Goose. - [Voiceover] Moose!
(laughing)
- Welcome back to The Juice.
The only show where humans can ask questions of food
and no one thinks they're insane. (laughs)
Pear, what do we got today?
- We have a real ethical dilemma on our hands
if we had 'em Orange.
Abigail8998 asks, if you were all stuck on an island,
who would you vote for to get eaten first?
(audience gasps)
- That question's been eating away
at me too Abigail. (laughs)
Hold onto your rinds everyone,
'cause I want to know what's the juice?
- Oh, let's get right to it.
Obviously, there's one thing we can all agree on,
we would not eat Midget Apple.
- Agreed.
- What?
Why not?
Also, why am I so offended by this?
(audience laughs)
- Sorry pipsqueak, but we need to look at this prudently.
You wouldn't feed one of us, let alone, four of us.
Size matters here.
- Well, in that case,
shouldn't we eat you first, Grapefruit?
(audience laughs)
- I immediately rescind everything I've said
up until this point.
(audience laughs)
- We probably shouldn't eat Marshmallow either.
- Why not?
Marshmallow's the most delicious of us all.
- That's true, but I'm also the floatiest.
- Exactly.
If we wanted to escape the island,
we'd need to float on Marshmallow.
- Oh, oh, I bet you guys
would want to keep me around too, huh?
You know, because I'm always telling funny jokes. (laughs)
- [Pear] Uh. - [Grapefruit] Uh.
- I plead the Fifth?
- Knock knock?
- Uh, who's there?
- Maury.
- Maury who?
- Maury larious jokes coming right up. (laughs)
Knock knock?
- No thanks. I'm good.
- We're all good.
(audience laughs)
- Oh no, you guys aren't gonna eat me are you?
I could tell more jokes.
I could make funnier noises with my mouth.
Watch.
(mumbling)
- If we promise not to eat you, will you stop doing that?
- Woohoo, I'm saved. (laughs)
- Well, by process of elimination, that leaves you Pear.
- Yeah, I'm cool with that.
- [All] What?
- I'd vote for myself.
Absolutely.
- What a boring answer.
- Yeah, what a cop-out.
- Fine, then I vote to eat Grapefruit.
- How rude.
- Yeah Pear, that's just rude.
- What do you want me to say?
- Say, you want to eat Midget Apple.
- I don't want to eat anyone.
- Say you want to hear another Knock-Knock joke.
- I don't!
Nobody does!
- Knock knock?
- Who's there?
- Goose moose.
Goose moose who?
Goose Moose.
- What's up guys?
- Hey Goose Moose.
What's your stance?
If you were starving on an island,
who would you eat?
- Huh, probably all of you.
- What?
(screaming)
(laughing)
- [Voiceover] Knife.