I'm getting drunk!
I guess so.
Here's to drinking on a Thursday afternoon.
Drinking on a Thursday afternoon!
God bless us.
Ah-ha-ha-ha!
I hate my life.
Jesus Christ!
Oh shit!
We're fine, we're fine.
We're totally fine.
Yay!
[BOTH] Ah!
Ah, what the hell?
I can't read the instructions!
So we're drunk, and we're going to make this bento box.
We're going to be making a-a burger kit.
We're gonna be making DIY candy ice cream.
Ice cream!
You're actually giving us sharp objects while drunk?
I'll manage the scissors.
Go nuts. I trust you.
What is this?
Condoms!
It's like a pregnancy test.
Flavored condoms.
I'm cutting out this thing that just has a cut symbol on it because I imagine that's important.
Oh my God, does that even burgers in it?
You have to grow them.
I reckon we have to grow them. Hold on a second.
Cause that's why the water's there.
This is amazing!
This isn't vodka!
This is like Breaking Bad, it's very scientific.
Are we making meth?
Look at our jug!
I'm gonna guess this is the goo, 'cause it's the... or maybe, this is the goo.. ok, well no 'cause this is [LAUGHS]
Sorry!
Oh, are we supposed to be measuring stuff?
I wouldn't know 'cause I'm not a scientist.
Number 2, this red one, goes in here.
How do you know number 2 is red?
'Cause it says it's red, it's a color.
Corresponds [MUMBLES]
They're all fucking red, what are you talking about?
Over there
The packet looks like delicious candy treats. And what we're doing looks like we're developing some type of new prophylactic.
So that... okay... What does that say?
Kenichi wa.
What does... what... [LAUGHS]
There's no blue food here.
That's a blue sachet. The powder's probably a different color.
[UNINTELLIGIBLE]
All right, this is what I think. I do [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
Lord Jesus!
I think she just stabbed me in the side. I can't be sure, I think, I think I may be bleeding out.
See, that's [UNINTELLIGIBLE] now, 'cause they give these to kids and they needed scissors.
Stop waving them around!
Uh, I'm putting icing in this thing, because it said to.
I don't have confidence in myself.
Aw look, it immediately is becoming something.
This is amazing!
Ooh!
It's not powder no more.
I'll cut the chips.
You cut the chips.
How do you like your chips?
Thick or thin?
I like my chips like I like my women, thick AND thin, am I right?
I don't even know what that means.
Fancy chips?
Ah!
That tastes like fair ground vomit.
Oh, shit.
See, they're all brown.
We have it all under control.
Panda face! Go, panda face.
Go pa- this black stuff wasn't supposed to be wet.
You f- idiot!
He looks like the ghost of Mickey Mouse. Come on, we can do better!
Come on, you keep cutting the chips.
I'm cutting the chips.
Cut the chips.
I'm cutting the chips, woman!
Let's put it in the bag.
What bag?
This bag, this bag.
This looks like ketchup!
Ketchup?!
Oh shit, we got like 3 packets left.
You just keep cutting the fries there.
I'm cutting the damn fries, okay?
Put some sugar stuff on this bad boy.
Pew pew pew!
Pew pew pew.
What are the explosion sound effects for?
Here, try this one. You can eat that one.
Thank you.
I'm going to sprinkle this around as, like, a garnish, okay?
Yeah, do it.
I'm just going to sprinkle that there.
See, that looks like shit now.
'Cause it doesn't even look like garnish. So, we're gonna take that away.
Aw, well done! That is so pretty. Well done.
You messed up the chips.
Yeah. Don't!
You completely messed up my chips.
Come here, they were lumped.
Da-da-da-da!
Stick a fork in me, I'm done. I don't know about you.
You tell me that that's not [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
You don't even need the box, they're so similar.
I know!
So here you go. This is what we did. This is the best we could do.
We obviously did better than the rest 'cause we're [UNINTELLIGIBLE] right now.
It's the worst knife ever!
You stupid idiot, [UNINTELLIGIBLE]
[BOTH SPEAK]
I'm gonna have a taste. I'm gonna have a little taste of the chip.
You have a taste of that. I'm gonna taste this.
Do you know what we made? We made a Goddamn mess is what we made.
That's what we made.
It's a mess.
I knew it would stick! I knew it would stick!
Yo!
Yes!
Do they eat it there?
Oh please, come on!
Just the one piece!