- All right let's go, let's play feud.
Give me Neo, give me Jo-Ann.
(audience cheering) (upbeat music)
- Oh, thank you. (laughing)
- Boy you my dude, I don't know what you doing,
but you my dude man.
- Sure Steve vovo.
- My man!
- Yeah-zo.
- You crazy for real.
(laughing) (audience cheering)
- All right every body lets go, we surveyed 100 people,
the top eight answers are on the board.
Name something, an uncle does at a family function,
that's embarrassing?
(buzzing)
- Get drunk.
- Get drunk. (audience cheering)
(bell chimes) (audience cheering)
Jo-Ann?
- He starts stripping, he strips, he takes it all off.
(laughing)
- Oh okay, all right Jo-Ann. (laughing)
- That's our uncles. (crowd cheering)
- He starts stripping.
- Y'all know who, y'all know who.
(laughing)
(bell chimes) (audience cheering)
- Play, play, play play.
- We got to play. - Yeah.
- It is what it is.
- Yeah, yeah. (audience cheering)
well Neo, normally, I come over and I meet somebody
and I go, so Neo, what do you do for a living?
Now I'm go out on the limb right now,
I'm gonna assume that you're not working.
(audience laughing) (laughing)
I just said, I don't know this,
but due to the behavior pattern thus far,
(laughing)
what do you do Neo?
- Well, I'm artist. - see, listen to me,
well, I'm, a,
- You know, there's a lot of things I do Steve,
I'm trying to get the money in every way.
- Yeah okay, so just give me,
give me four other things that you do,
- Four other thing, no I'll give you two.
- Okay.
- So I'm a recording artist,
and I'm a freelance facilitator
when it comes to summer camps.
- Freelance facilitator?
- Yeah you call it camp counselors?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, that's what it is.
- Oh, you work with the youth?
- Yep.
- That's, who hired you to do that?
- Well, (laughing)
I got connect.
- Who, who? (laughing)
- People I know.
- No, no. (laughing)
- Who put him in charge of the kids?
(laughing)
Your kids. (laughing)
Go get your kids.
(laughing)
I love your spirit, man.
- Thank you.
- You came out here, you stumped us, see that's my man.
Now, when you know, now when you just
threw your ass in the floor, (laughing)
Neo, introduce everybody.
(speaks in foreign language) (audience cheering)
- Yeah, I have no idea what he said,
(laughing)
but it felt good to me.
- Yeah.
- All in here I was just going,
(speaks in foreign language)
(audience cheering)
(laughing)
I'm just with it though,
What, explain to me kind of, what that was.
- Those, those are traditional bars in the skuku language,
which is,
(speaks in foreign language)
it's clan names.
- Clan name.
- Of the Mageba clan.
- Ma, ma.
- Mageba
- Oh Mergabah?
- Mageba.
- Mageba
- Yeah.
- So let's go, introduce everybody.
- Right, to my left, this beautiful young lady is my niece.
Right?
Niece, Right?
Yes, English is so...
- You need to know your family man.
(laughing)
- No like... - Your my niece right?
Who is the girl?
- It would have been better if I said this is my mshan,
but now I'm trying to make it easier for you,
my mshan is like niece, right.
- No you go ahead, this is my mshan, your niece, got it.
(laughing) - my mshan, Khanyisile.
- I got that.
- And then on the other side there,
that's Siyabonga nangu, right,
and that's Dumazile over there and right there,
Wait, that's that's my brother, that's my cousin brother,
that's my cousin sister, and that right over there
on the end is the same lady...
- Hey, can I ask y'all something?
(laughing)
Y'all voted him the team captain?
(laughing)
- Yes.
- You all thought that it would be best
if he did the talking?
- Yes.
- You don't have like any regrets about that right now?
- No.
- You're not thinking maybe
we should have put him down on the end?
(laughing) - No, no.
- You knew from the beginning, he is the one?
- He's the one. - Yes.
- He's the one.
- See you have it, everybody knows it.
- Thank you.
- Alright, so welcome to the show, let's go.
All right niece, how you doing?
- I'm good, how are you Steve?
- All right, let's see. (laughing)
Just tell me your name.
- Khanyisile.
- Yeah. (audience cheering)
- Khanyisile. (clapping)
What do you do for a living Khanyisile?
- I just finished my second qualification for my university.
- You've been trying to get in twice?
- No, this is like my second degree.
- Oh, you got another degree?
- Mmmh.
- Oh, you had one already?
- Mmmh, I just finished one.
- And you gonna get another?
- No, I'm just going to work now.
- Okay, so what are your qualifications?
- Accounting science.
- Oh, accounting science, oh you smart, oh this,
(ululating) (laughing)
All right, name something an uncle does
at a family function that's embarrassing?
- He starts asking your friends out.
(laughing) - Yeah, yeah.
(laughing)
- Asking your friends out.
(buzzing) (clapping)
Okay, tell me your name.
- Siyabonga.
- Siyabondo. - Yes.
- Siyabonyo, what you do man?
- Siya, Siyabonyo?
- Siyabo-nga.
- Siyabonga. (laughing)
what do you do man?
- I'm current studying towards my degree of IT.
- Oh yeah, that's good, good looking little dude man.
- Thank you.
- Oh yeah, both of y'all good looking dudes.
- Thank you.
- The girls is gorgeous.
I was gonna ask you, are you dating someone?
For a guy like you, there's only one woman.
- I want four. (laughing)
- Four wives?
- 25 kids. (laughing)
- You're gonna have to, you had to get a damn job partner.
(laughing)
I got seven kids, I'm telling you right now,
four of them I don't even want.
(laughing)
- Four wives, 25 kids.
Okay this is, I can't, (laughing)
You really want a big family? - Yes.
- But you, you really, you want more than one wife,
cause traditionally you can have that?
- Yes.
- Okay, so I understand that, that's cool but now,
let me ask you in this culture you're talking about,
when you go get a wife,
do you have to have the thing though?
Where you got to come up with the money for the wives?
- Yes, lobola.
- Lobola, yeah that's right, lobola.
So, you got to get the lobola for four wives?
- Yep. - Yeah,
so let me ask you a question, when you thinking
about coming up with the lobola number one?
(laughing)
- Well I'm here Steve.
- Yeah, oh so if you could get this,
so if you get to 75,000 rand,
- Yep.
- That'll help you towards the,
do you know who he's trying to get the Lobola for?
- I have no idea.
- [contestants] No idea, no, no, no.
- You don't know, don't nobody know.
I told y'all, I told y'all,
I told y'all something wrong with him.
(laughing) Everybody know this,
he want four wives, ain't got one.
(laughing)
Ain't this saying that he don't even have a possibility.
(laughing)
So we gonna work on that, all right we gonna get the money
for the labola.
Okay I was talking to you, my man,
you're not trying to get married right now?
- Not right now.
- Yeah, you young, go on live your life a little bit man.
Name something an uncle does at a family reunion
that is embarrassing?
- Like, he starts bringing up stuff from the past,
that is really embarrassing.
(laughing)
- Brings up stuff from the past.
(bell chimes) (audience cheering)
- That's it right there, that's it right there.
- Dumazeli?
- Dumazile.
- Yeah.
- Dumazile. (clapping)
- But this is my stage name.
- Huh?
- My birth name is Sizaghele.
- Sizaghele, that's a good name,
why don't you keep that name?
- This is the one on the ID, I'm planning to change that
When I get married.
- what does that mean?
Just, you could just say it.
- Bitter.
- Bitter?
- Yeah.
- Bitter?
- Yeah.
- Like mad evil? - yeah.
- Yeah you need to get that off,
aint nobody finna marry her.
- Now you got to get bitter off your chest,
- Yeah.
- ain't nobody finna marry no bitter.
But your not bitter?
- No, not at all.
- You seem like a very sweet person.
- I am, I am, very.
- Okay good,
okay, name something an uncle does at family function
that's embarrassing?
- Falls asleep.
(clapping)
(buzzing)
All right we got two strikes now, we've got to be careful.
Khanseli?
- Khanyisile.
I don't wanna get into this but, is that your real name?
(laughing)
- It's my real name.
- It's your real name?
- It's my real name.
- Hi five, hi five.
Name something an uncle does at a family function
that's embarrassing?
- Dances like crazy.
- He dance like a crazy person.
(clapping)
he dances crazy.
(bell chimes) (cheering)
Neo we got to be careful, we got two strikes,
name something an uncle does at a family function
that's embarrassing?
- You know, after they drink, they start a fight.
- Yeah, yeah they do.
(clapping)
So, okay so, y'all's uncles, in Africa,
is just like our uncles,
- Yep. - [Audience] Yeah.
- in the US.
- Yep. - [Audience] Yeah.
- This is the same dude, that's at my house.
- [Audience] Yeah.
- I'm telling you he starts a fight.
(bell chimes) (clapping)
Khanyisile.
- It's okay.
- It's okay, that's close.
Two strikes, got to be careful Bond's family could still,
name something an uncle does at a family function
that's embarrassing?
- He asks was your boyfriend when he's marrying you.
- Good answer. (clapping)
- Asks your boyfriend when you gonna her.
(buzzing) (clapping)
Name something an uncle does at a family function
that's embarrassing?
- He gets sick Steve, vomits everywhere, splurge.
- He gets sick and vomits everywhere.
- That's the one, come on Steve.
(buzzing) (cheering)
(clapping)
- Number seven.
(bell chimes)
- [Audience] Swears like a sailor.
- That ain't nothing to say, I do that every day.
Number six, (bell chimes)
- [Audience] Snores, breaks wind.
(laughing) - three,
(bell chimes) - [Audience] Talks too much.
- Welcome to Family Feuds South Africa,
I'm your man Steve Harvey.
(audience cheering)
I got to get them, boy you pimping.
- Thanks.
- Them pants is pimping.
Oh so you can salsa?
- Yeah.
Lets show us something.
(clapping) (audience cheering)
that sound good to me.
What?
- Yeah.
(sings in foreign language)
- Cute guy.
- Yeah, so now, let me see you blow the kiss now.
Hey man.
- Soboloh. - Soboloh.
- Soboloh.
- Yeah, yeah. - That's right.
- May I have some soboloh?
We do not have it, oh my god.
- We going home.
(bell chimes)
(audience cheering)
- I'm Steve Harvey, we'll see you next time.