Imma Let you finish, but Beyonce had the- SHUT UP!
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Good evening. I'm Jennifer Lopez, Kanye West was known for many things
Musician, Hobo Fashion Designer ,arrogant dick bag, but he was also known for being our president for eight years.
[we'd] like to look back at some of the highlights of his presidency it all began when he was sworn in. I now pronounce you
president of the United States of America
Uh Kanye how does it feel to be president?
This is the happiest day of my life
Then why aren't you smiling? I am smiling
*Silence*
And who could forget president west's first press conference... And for my first order of business. I want to make weed
Legal but [sir] making weed legal for the entire us could take years girl legalize weed to space
But we don't own space. We do now
I made that shit! That's a globe of the moon, which now I own. I made THAT shit.
Ha ha oh moon politics. And who can forget when Kanye finally got his cabinet together?
This is solution got to put caramel, but I'll wear sometimes -
Caitlin told me that
Right here. This is a solid oak. I hand sanded it and finished it myself [fail] [of]
Where are the cabinet members?
You ain't gotta answer you be?
Nice talking to you Chuck
and
Who can forget Kim's important work as first lady?
I just think it's a travesty that so many children in this country [have] to go to sleep [each] and every night without
access to the internet, [I] mean
How are they supposed to build out their instagram following or how are they supposed to make a trashy macy's clothing line?
How are they supposed to get famous if they can't even upload their sex tape?
It's time for 4 p.m.. Instagram
Valencia filter. You still have to blur out that fat guy behind me. Make sure to use the hashtag think about the children.
It's hard to hashtag think about the children when I'm hashtag thinking about that ass and who could forget about his
Revolutionary vice president I want to introduce y'all to my new VP
That's just a picture of whitney Houston, and she's dead. What happens if you get killed who will take over?
I can't be killed man. I'm immoral. I think you mean immortal
Yeah [that] [too]
and I y I
Will always love me. I will always
Love me
I'll always love you too Kanye. And who could forget when he renamed the white house and made a hit reality show
We now return to the black house
Ma'am we're late for the Grand opening of your plastic surgery center for all the starving children in Africa, shh?
If you listen close, you can hear it whispering poems
unfortunately the show only lasted one season
because by
2017 the American people finally got there together sh*t and realized that literally anything is better than watching the Kardashians!!
But let's not forget president Kanye's most ambitious project. We need to give my face up there on mount rushmore like right now
There's no room. Yeah, we can blow it up. Then that would kill thousands of people
Didn't we can build a bigger one next to that one that would cost trillions of dollars. nah, bruh. I can do with my mind
That was seven and a half years ago and as far as we know it. He's still out there
Trying to make a mountain with his mind, but we could take comfort in the fact that he has given us our best president yet
President picture of Whitney Houston has the highest approval rating of any president in this country's history
Many people think that's due in part to her vice president
Kim Kardashian for president picture of Whitney Houston's first Act she would like to focus on education
[and] cut back on military spending so we could have a balanced budget and our next
Generation can be further equipped to run this country forward
That sounded almost intelligent. Do you think making Kanye president was just a ploy for her to take over power?
Look at my butt. I'm so pretty haha. She's just the same dumb Kim. totally!
Take them out they know too much
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