(knocking on door)
- Can't believe this is happening.
Oh my God.
- Max, you're not gonna believe who this email came from.
- Who?
- Guess.
- No.
- We got an email from the one and only Drake.
- The actor?
- Yep, he says,
"Dear Nev and Max,"
"I met this girl named Danielle Mitchell online"
"and I'm madly in love."
"We met three days ago."
"Please help."
"Drake."
- Wow, he's really in deep.
- This is almost like a love story straight out of Degrassi.
(phone trilling)
- [Both] Hey!
- Hey boys, how ya doin'?
- So you met a girl on the internet named Danielle.
- Yeah, I'm crazy about this girl.
- Tell us about her.
Yeah, she's got some hair and eyes.
- She sounds amazing.
- And different.
- I mean, she's pretty cool.
- You're Drake,
you can have any girl who comes to your concert.
What makes Danielle different?
- There's just something about the way
she sends a text, man.
- Oh wow.
- This really is true love.
- It is, I can't deny it.
- Well, sounds like we need to make our way down there and,
- Crush your heart.
- Looking forward to it.
- Alright, let's go.
(upbeat instrumental music)
- Hey, how you doin'?
So you're absolutely crazy about Danielle?
- Yeah, she's the one, Nev.
- And you've known each other for three days?
- Three amazing days, you know?
- That's a long time.
- It is, you know.
I'm about commitment, you know,
she even opened up to me about being lactose intolerant.
- Do you have any pictures?
- Yeah.
- [Nev] She's cute, oh,
is this the only picture?
- Yeah, is that bad?
- Have you ever watched our show?
- No.
- Have you tried meeting up with Danielle?
- Almost every day
but she's really busy
because of her job.
- Smells like bull(bleep), Drake.
- And you can't video chat with her?
- I tried, you know,
but she said all her webcams were broken.
- So her front facing camera?
- Broken.
- Back camera?
- Broken.
- Laptop?
- Broken.
- Wait, you said she was busy
because of her job,
so what does she do?
- She builds webcams.
- Okay, so there's obviously something fishy going on.
- Yeah, catfishy.
- We've got one picture to work with,
so let's put that in the search.
- [Max] Oh!
- We've got 2,057 hits for this picture.
- Wait, it looks like the picture's been cropped,
click the first result.
- Hang on, what's this?
"Fake-Pictures-Of-Girls-For-Catfishing.com"
- But what can that mean?
- I don't know, it doesn't tell us much.
- Let's do a phone number search.
The name that's registered to this phone is M.M.
- But her initials are D.M.
- Could be a husband.
- Click on the link that says "photo of me".
- [Both] Oh!
- That's not Danielle.
- That's gotta be M.M.
- This means something huge, Max.
- Yeah but what?
- No, I was asking you.
- I've got nothing.
- So, we've got some news for you.
- I'm ready.
I've been waiting for a long time.
- We did some research and,
- It turns out Danielle is a hobo.
- No.
- Yes.
- No.
- Yes.
- I can't believe this.
All these days.
- All three of them.
(phone chimes)
- I just got a text from Danielle.
- What does it say?
- "I know Drake's on Catfish."
"I'm ready to meet up today."
- How did they know you were on Catfish?
- Oh, she must have seen the camera crew and stuff.
- How?
- Well, she lives across the street.
- She lives across the (bleep) street?
- Yep.
- I think it's time you faced this person.
- Yeah, because you started from the bottom,
now we here.
- The whole team here.
- 'Cause I know when that catfish blings,
that could only mean,
- Don't do that.
- Right, let's just go.
- I can't believe this is happening.
(knocking on door)
- Don't worry, we're here to support you.
- Thanks.
- Are you scared?
- Yeah.
- Good.
- I hear someone coming.
- Here we go.
Oh my God.
It's you!
- What the (bleep)?
- Hey.
- That's not a hobo.
So you're the real deal.
- I am.
- And you're in love?
- Mmm hmm, I love Drew.
- Drake.
- So why do your initials pop up as M.M. on the internet?
- Um, that stands for Milk Mama
because I love milk.
- Wait, I thought you were lactose intolerant?
- Danielle, what's going on?
- Someone set you up.
- And you went along with it?
- Yeah, they gave me five bucks.
- Five bucks?
You did all of this for five,
- And a pack of gum.
- Oh, well that makes more sense.
- Yeah, so who is this person?
- I'll go get them.
- Is this really happening?
- Yes and it's going on television.
- Well, Drake.
- It was you?
- That's right.
- Rap star Meek Mill?
- I just catfished your ass.
- Oh my God.
- So you orchestrated all of this?
- All of it from day one.
- Whose voice was that on the phone?
- Oh, that voice?
It was mine.
- Didn't you two have phone sex?
- Yeah.
- And you're okay with that?
- Yeah.
- Isn't that kind of gay?
- Look, I did what I needed to do.
- I'm so devastated.
I gotta write a rap about this.
- You don't even write your own rhymes.
- No but my ghost writer behind you will.
- 'Sup bitch?
(screaming)
♫ Oh lord
♫ I got mother(muted) catfished
♫ Hook snatched me up and got me (muted) real quick
♫ End do
♫ You was sittin' on your throne ho
♫ Collectin' bitches
♫ Fakin' pitches
♫ Rippin' stitches
♫ Knowing this is so cold
♫ Gotta pull out my winter coat
♫ Hit me in the face
♫ Don't hit me with them low blows
♫ Oh no
♫ I done called Nev and Max
♫ They done and reeled you in with your catfishin' ass
♫ Three days
♫ I fell in love with a girl and it only took three days ♫
(deep bass music)
- Okay, as soon as I escape this hell hole,
I'll know exactly what I'm gonna do.
- That was great.
- I know.
- Where did you get that writing from?