Oisín, will you come here to me for a second pet?
Great news
We're going on holidays.
Spain, we can go?
No not Spain Oisín
There's a pandemic
We're going on a staycation
What?
In Ireland?
Yes Ireland Oisín
Now Maureen has given us the lend
of her holiday home in Dunbooey
Oh Mum not Dunbooey.
Now there's not much internet up there
So bring plenty of books.
Oh no Mum please it's going to be boring.
It will not be boring.
There's nothing to do.
There is plenty to do for someone
with a bit of imagination.
Like what?
Like walks.
Beautiful scenery
Old churches
Walks
You already said walks
Did I?
You can't even drink the water in Dunbooey can you?
Ah don't be ridiculous
The water is fine
You just need to run the tap
for 20 to 15 minutes beforehand
The house is freezing
the heating doesn't work
There is plenty of turf for that fire.
Plenty of turf
And the septic tank should be fixed
by the time we get there I'm told
Oh no Mum.
Now there is a key under the mat.
Because there wouldn't be many break-ins there.
There wouldn't be anything
happening in Dunbooey at all
Pack your togs
Why?
Because of the beach.
There's no beach it's just
sharp rocks that gradually get smaller
towards the shore
rip the foot off you and
the water is freezing.
I'm not getting in
Look it
It's either
stay here and lounge about the house
Or come with me
Stay here.
I have spent many's a nice summer
in Dunbooey as a little girl
And I loved it.
You also used to think mandarin oranges
were a treat, Mum times change OK?
Oisín this might be the last holiday
we spend as a family now
It's a Gaeltacht area right so
you'll need to speak Irish in the shops
Yeah Mom I know.
I remember.
Dia dhuit
No Mum no
Dia dhuit Conas atá tú
Stop
Stop please stop
Conas atá tú?
No Mum
Ba mhaith liom baine
I would like milk
Ba mhait liom baine
Ba mhaith liom Guiness agus
Marlbro lights
Stop that now.
Mum
How long is the drive?
8 hours
Nowhere in Ireland takes 8 hours to get to
I will not
step foot
on that motorway
I will be going the way I know.
You just want to avoid the tolls again
I for one
would love to get a breath of
country air in my lungs
Smells like cow shit
It does not smell like cow pats
It's that piggery down the road in Glenamuc
And you only smell it
when the wind is blowing west
So pack your bags and stop complaining.
Hey
Hey Barry
Barry
Hey
Mrs. Flanagan are you packing?
Yes we are packing for our holidays tomorrow
Where are you going?
We are going to...
Dunboring
Dunboring?
Dunbooey
Oh yeah
Great
Can I come?
Yeah, Mum can Barry come?
No it's a family holiday Barry
Oh what time are we leaving?
It's a family holiday Barry.
Mum please let Barry come please.
Please.
Look it I'm sure
Barry's mother has something else planned for them
No
Yeah
Well we'll just have to ask her
and we'll just have to find out...
She won't mind
Let him come please Mum
Let him come
Fine right but...
The house has to be
cleaned from top to bottom
For the last 2 days of the holiday
Yeah yeah no problem
We'll leave it in the same condition as we found it.
Exaclty
A dump
Oisín!
Doomdah!
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Anne why don't you plug our merch?
Oh
Merchandise now
I would say the full word
Ok well
just get on with it
There is no need to cut corners there now
Because people will think what else are they cutting
yeah yeah Mum
Apparently they have
Merchandise
Available
Nice clothes and garments and stuff
Garments?
USBs too
Linens
And things to dress yourself
Threads actually
Undergarments
Threads they used to call them in my day
Threads yeah
You'd go to the discoteque
And you would wear a thread
And it would be "romha na buachaillí"
"Choice of the boys"
And I was chosen by your father now
Back when now I won't say when.
When will we actually see my father?
I haven't seen my father in a long time.
I don't know
Let's do the Doomdah
You have a beautiful voice Anne
Thank you.
Thank you very much
Doomdah......
I'm a baritone
Yes I'm a baritone actually
Yes I can hit those low notes quite well.
Bara-moan
NO Mum!
I won the Dunbooey Feis Ceoil.