- [Narrator] And now, Fairytale Update.
We take you now to a tower somewhere in Fairyland
where Rapunzel has been stuck for a long time
waiting for somebody to come along and rescue her.
But wait, here comes somebody now.
Is it, could it be?
Yes, it's Prince Charming!
And, and who is that?
- Oh, that's my lackey.
- Yeah, yeah, quite, Bob Lackey.
- All right, enough of that.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
are you still there?
- Am I still here, where would I be?
Of course I'm still here, I can't get out of here.
- I, Prince Charming will get you out of there.
Now, let me see,
I'm supposed to tell her to throw something down,
something that rhymes with air.
Now, what rhymes with air?
Hmm.
- Oh, prince, I can tell you what rhymes with air, its--
- Never mind lackey, I remember now.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
let down your
chair.
- My chair?
Did you say let down my chair?
- Yes, yes, you're supposed to let down
something that rhymes with air.
So let down your chair.
- Well, okay.
Whatever you say. (clattering)
Comin' at ya!
(crashing)
I'm still up here.
- Oh, I know, I know.
- Sire, sire, the word that rhymes with air is--
- Quiet lackey, I will do the rhyming around here,
I'm a prince.
Happens I remember the word that rhymes with air.
- Oh good.
- Fine.
This has to be it,
Rapunzel, Rapunzel
let down your
bear.
- Oh no.
- My bear?
- Yes.
- Did you say my bear?
- Yes, yes, your bear, your bear rhymes with air.
Bear.
- Okey dokey.
Here we go, come on Tiny.
- Come to Princey, bear. - Come on Tiny, out you go.
- [Charming] Come to Princey.
(crashing)
(groaning)
I'm still up here.
- I know, I know, that wasn't right.
I know.
- Sire, sire, the word that rhymes with air is--
- Oh wait, I have an idea.
Your, that's it, your hair.
That's it, hair rhymes with air.
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your
hair.
- My hair?
What's that gonna do?
- Can't hurt, we've tried everything else.
Let it down.
- Well, okay, okay. - Come on, do it right now,
- Here it comes. - let your hair down.
(magical chiming)
Oh, yes.
Now I shall climb up your hair and rescue you.
(Rapunzel shouting)
- Ow, ooh, let go.
- [Charming] What, what?
- That hurts!
- Sire, sire!
- What is it?
- The word that rhymes with air, I know what it is!
- Oh yes?
Well, Mr. Smartiepants,
Mr. Supposedly-smarter-that-the-prince,
if you're good at rhyming, what is it then?
What is it the word that rhymes with air?
- Rapunzel, Rapunzel,
come down the stair.
- The stair?
- Yes, stair rhymes with air,
come down the stair.
- Okay, I'll try it.
(descending footsteps)
- [Charming] Oh, yes!
- My hero!
- My princess!
- Hey, you got nice hair.
- Do you really think so?
I was thinking of cutting it.
- I want my horse-y.
- Yes, it is I, your newest favorite superhero,
fresh from my secluded farm in New Jersey.
(fanfare)
Yes, it is I, Captain Vegetables.
- Well, hi, Captain Vegetables.
Nice to see ya.
- It is nice to see you too, my friend Gordon.