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♪ Tat's the Way, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
♪ I hate it, uh-huh, uh-huh ♪
Of course lots of times, when you have a bad tattoo
and you wanna get rid of it, what do you do?
You cover it up with another tattoo, man.
- That's exactly right. - All my tattoos are covered up.
- What I'm gonna do-- - With skin.
- With other tattoos? No. - Skin tattoos.
You have one that's on your butt cheek,
it's of your wife's name, and I'd know nothing about it.
Except that I also have one,
and I would never cover it up, honey.
That's right, honey.
These pictures I'm gonna show you today
are of tattoos that are covering up other tattoos.
When I show you that cover up,
I want you to be able to guess what tattoo was underneath.
- You want me to be able to guess? - Yeah, I'm gonna give you--
It sounds like you're pulling for me.
- I'm gonna give you options. - Okay.
I want you to win, because if you get three
of these right, you win this Lisa Frank party bucket,
complete with temporary tattoos. There's a crown in here.
- I already got that one. - There's lots of stuff.
- You already got it? - Yeah, you know, but I can give it away.
Well they're temporary tattoos, you wanna be able to use more.
- Okay. - Three of these, right.
All right, check out this first tattoo,
this cute elephant tattoo is hiding an ugly secret.
Is it a feather and the words "love and family."
a butterfly and the words "Marco forever,"
or a lightning bolt
and the words "Dumbo was an emotionally manipulative movie
in a way I don't feel many children are prepared for,
and we should all be given warnings."
C, final answer.
No, um, feather and the words "love and family."
I mean, would you really get that covered?
I mean everybody can be about love and family
at any given time in their lives,
but not everybody can be about Marco forever.
- You know what I mean? - Right.
And guy like Marco, I know Marco.
You're into Marco for 18 months tops,
and then it wears off real fast.
So I'm gonna go with B.
You're wrong Rhett, she covered up a feather
and the words "love and family."
I think it's more about, I know don't know, maybe that--
- It was just a bad tattoo. - Yeah, it was just a bad tattoo.
It was just a real bad tattoo.
Actually I disagree, I like it better than the elephant,
and next she's gonna cover up the elephant
with a portrait of that dentist who killed Cecil the lion.
Here's another tattoo,
Joker and Harley Quinn,
DC Comic's best attempt at portraying
a healthy relationship.
Is this tattoo covering up a joyous sea turtle,
A jubilant dolphin,
or a methamphetamine addition?
- I see a dolphin in there. - Do you?
Her hair, and then, next to her cheek.
It feels like it could be-- I'm gonna go dolphin.
Well first of all, that's not hair, that's a cap, but okay.
And you know what? You're right.
- It is a jubilant dolphin. - ( ding )
Oh, wow, I didn't even know what I was seeing,
but yeah.
Oh, that's not what you saw?
I did see part of that, yeah.
That's a good looking faded dolphin though.
- Very jubilant. - But this is a vast improvement,
I mean the craftsmanship in the tattooing
really, really went up a few notches.
- And that's what happens. There's always hope. - Yeah.
What's this strong and noble gorilla hiding?
Is it an inappropriate image of the female sex?
A hat wearing long lost ex,
or a photo-realistic bowl of party mix Chex.
Oh!
If you get a party mix Chex tattoo, you don't cover it up.
No, you do not.
You just add to it throughout your life.
You add more party mix. That's what party mix is all about.
Yeah, it goes all the way down your arm,
and across your torso, and into your private area.
Have you ever had a bad time with party mix?
Like you ever been eating party mix,
and just think, "My life sucks!"
- That never happens. - It doesn't happen.
- Even if I'm picking out the parts that I really like. - Always happens.
We should have a bowl of party mix right here
in between us for the rest of our lives.
- Um-- - What was the question?
Yeah, can we do that immediately?
We'll just, we'll just wait.
- No, we won't. - No, no one's gonna get Chex mix for us.
Uh, inappropriate image of the female sex.
That could mean a lot of things.
Somebody's gotta be dealing with an ex-girlfriend
or ex-boyfriend, so I'm, oh, look at that.
( crew laughing )
- Not much of it, Chase. - How in the world?
But thank you.
This was not planned and Chex is not a sponsor, uh.
But I am hungry.
Yeah, give me some of that Chex mix,
and I'm saying B.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah now we're having a good time.
Is it a hat wearing long lost ex?
- Boom, yes it is! - ( ding )
- Yeah. - Uh, here's the thing, it's not really his ex
'cause they actually stayed together.
She just stopped wearing a hat.
- Yeah. - It was a big change.
Yeah, right, yeah.
Man, she looks different without a hat.
She doesn't have a hat face though.
What's this adorable owl hiding?
Is it a dragonfly looking you dead in the eye,
A satanic elf born to terrorize woodland travelers,
or C, the two guys from the Sonic commercial
making out with each other?
( crew laughing )
Remember when we saw those guys
in the food court in Sherman Oaks?
Yeah, they were making out with each other.
Right.
Did we see both of them or just one of them?
- One of them. - One of them.
Making out with what, a chicken sandwich?
He was just walking,
like by himself in the mall.
- Hey, it happens. - I know, but he seemed sad.
I was like, "Get that guy some Chex mix."
You gotta get one more right to win this bucket, brother.
- Rhett: Dragonfly. - Let's find out.
- ( buzzer ) - No, it is a woodland satanic elf.
Don't look it right in the eyes, it will steal your infant baby.
That's um--
Now, this next one's gonna disturb you.
Look right into it.
Oh, man, it's muscles.
What's under this unsettling tattoo of raw muscle
busting out of an arm where skin should be?
Is it the coat of arms of England?
A janky portrait of Queen Elizabeth?
Or the fact that he'll delete an Instagram post
if it doesn't get enough likes, what a loser!
Now, this is reminiscent of when Joey got that tattoo
in high school of the Tasmanian devil
ripping out of his arm.
It was ripping out of his arm wasn't it?
Is this Joey, did Joey get it covered up with muscles?
That's not one of my options.
Why would you get the coat of arms of England covered up?
Maybe you're not happy about the whole Brexit thing.
- A. - It's all on the line for this, Rhett.
Is it a coat of arms of England?
- Yes, it is! - Rhett: Yes!
He coulda got the same look by clawing at the tattoo,
I'm just saying.
But you win, congratulations.
- Okay. - I'm forcing everyone to cheer
to make them seem like they're happy for you.
You can see us play this game in real life
and more with our crew.
That's right they covered up their tattoos, or did they?
But first click through to see if Rhett can sell me
on a wild new conspiracy involving Outback Steakhouse.
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