- IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
- I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE THAT BABY HAS ARRIVED.
- SINCE I HAD THAT HUGE LUMP. - YES.
AND YOU LOOK AMAZING. - THANK YOU.
- I'M SURPRISED,
'CAUSE SHE'S ONLY THREE MONTHS OLD, ISN'T SHE?
- SHE JUST TURNED THREE MONTHS, YEAH.
- HAZEL? - HAZEL.
- NOW, AND--WAS "HAZEL" SOMETHING
YOU BOTH KNEW RIGHT AWAY THAT WAS GONNA BE THE NAME?
- I MEAN, I FIND IT REALLY STRESSFUL,
NAMING A HUMAN BEING, YOU KNOW.
- YES.
- SO WE WENT THROUGH A FEW DIFFERENT ONES,
AND THEN JOHN FOUND IT.
AND WE BOTH REALLY LIKE OLD LADY NAMES, SO...
- MM-HMM. AND HOW IS SHE?
I SAW--JOHN SENT ME A--
crowd: AW!
- COME ON. - [laughs]
SHE'S JUST STINKING CUTE.
[laughter]
YEAH, SHE'S SO CUTE. - YEAH.
- SHE CAME OUT, LIKE, READY FOR A PHOTO SHOOT.
SHE WAS JUST LIKE THIS, JUST PERFECT.
AND I REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE IN THE RECOVERY ROOM,
YOU KNOW, AFTERWARDS, AND THIS NURSE CAME IN.
HER NAME WAS MABEL, ANOTHER GREAT OLD LADY NAME.
AND SHE HAD THE MOST FANTASTIC, CRAZY WEAVE.
AND SHE SAID, "DAMN, YO BABY IS SO CUTE."
AND I WENT--I WENT, "OH, THANK YOU."
SHE WENT, "DAMN, SHE'S AWESOME. SHE'S SO CUTE."
AND I WENT, "MABEL, I THINK YOU SAY THAT TO EVERYONE."
AND SHE WENT, "NO, I DON'T."
SHE WENT--SHE WENT, "WHEN I KNOW A BABY UGLY,
I SAY, 'YOU HAD A BABY!'"
[laughter]
IT WAS LIKE THOSE POOR PARENTS MUST KNOW.
- NOW THEY KNOW.
- THEY'RE LIKE, "OH, WELL, I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS."
- RIGHT, BUT JOHN TEXTED ME THE PICTURE OF--
HE WAS PLAYING WITH HER,
AND SHE WAS PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE,
AND IT WAS SO ADORABLE.
HE MUST BE THE GREATEST DAD.
- HE'S THE GREATEST DAD.
HE IS JUST--SHE LOVES HIM, JUST LOVES HIM.
AND HE'S LIKE THE BURP KING.
HE CAN GET A BEER BURP OUT OF THIS KID.
LIKE, IT EVEN SURPRISES HER, YOU CAN TELL.
HE BURPS HER, AND SHE'S LIKE, "UHHH!"
LIKE, SHE'S KIND OF TAKEN ABACK BY IT.
- RIGHT, WHICH IS VERY IMPORTANT TO DO.
- IT'S AN UNDERRATED SKILL, YEAH.
- BUT--WELL, AND-- WELL, YES, TO BURP
AND TO GET THE BURP.
- [laughs] EXACTLY.
- THAT'S THE SKILL, I GUESS. WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
WELL, CONGRATULATIONS ON THAT. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.
AND THIS MOVIE IS--WE WERE TALKING ABOUT YOUR TRAINING
THAT YOU WENT THROUGH,
BECAUSE THIS SCENE, YOU DON'T SEE IT,
BUT YOU'RE WEARING, LIKE-- HOW MUCH DID THAT WEIGH,
WHAT YOU'RE WEARING MOST OF THE TIME?
- WE HAD THESE, LIKE, EXOSUITS,
WHICH WHERE THESE INCREDIBLY HEAVY ARMORED SUITS,
AND MINE WEIGHED ABOUT 85 POUNDS.
- AND-- - YEAH.
AND THE FIRST TIME I PUT IT ON, I JUST--I CRIED, ACTUALLY.
AND I REMEMBER TOM WAS THERE.
YOU KNOW, TOM CRUISE HAD COME IN
JUST TO SEE HOW THE EXOSUIT FITTING WENT,
'CAUSE HE'D HAD HIS, AND HE KNEW HOW HEAVY THEY WERE.
AND I'M NOT REALLY A CRIER,
BUT I FELT COMPLETELY OVERWHELMED
THAT I WAS GOING TO HAVE FIVE MONTHS OF THIS,
AND I PUT IT ON, AND HE WENT,
"HOW YOU DOING? YOU ALL RIGHT?"
AND I WENT, "MM-HMM. MM-HMM, YUP."
AND HE WENT, "ARE YOU OKAY?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, IT'S JUST, LIKE--
"YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST, LIKE--
[tearfully] IT'S JUST REALLY HEAVY."
[laughter]
AND IT GOT WORSE.
I WENT, "I'M JUST--
I WASN'T REALLY EXPECTING IT TO BE THIS HEAVY."
LIKE THAT, AND HE GOES--
AND HE DID THE BEST THING FOR ME,
WHICH IS NOT TO, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A HUG.
HE JUST WENT, "COME ON. STOP BEING SUCH A WUSS."
AND I WAS LIKE, "OKAY, GOOD," YOU KNOW.
AND WE WERE FINE AFTER THAT.
I HAD MY BRIEF MELTDOWN, AND THEN I WAS ALL RIGHT.
- BUT YOU LOOKED AMAZING IN THAT CLIP WE JUST SHOWED.
- THANK YOU.
- BUT WHAT WERE YOU-- WHAT DID YOU DO TO TRAIN?
- I DID ALL KINDS OF STUFF.
I DID, UM, A LOT OF STUFF ON THE TRACK,
LIKE SPRINT TRAINING.
I DID GYMNASTICS, YOGA.
I LEARNED THIS MARTIAL ART CALLED KRAV MAGA,
WHICH IS THIS ISRAELI MARTIAL ART,
WHICH IS PRETTY LETHAL.
YOU CAN JUST ANNIHILATE SOMEBODY
WITH ANY PART OF YOUR BODY THAT YOU HAVE GOING FOR YOU.
- THAT'S GOOD TO KNOW. - YEAH.
IT'S A GOOD THING TO KNOW, YOU KNOW.
- YEAH. - ELBOWS AND--
- DID YOU--'CAUSE YOU LOOK AMAZING.
DID YOU DO THAT TO GET BACK IN SHAPE?
BECAUSE IT'S ONLY BEEN THREE MONTHS.
- NO, I MEAN, I, UM--
[laughs] I DON'T KNOW IF OTHER MOTHERS HAD THIS,
BUT I FOUND BREASTFEEDING TO BE THE THING.
- THAT'S WHAT I'VE HEARD FROM SO MANY PEOPLE,
THAT BREASTFEEDING--
- MY BOOBS ALSO THOUGHT I'D HAD 12 CHILDREN,
AND SO I HAD, LIKE--
I REMEMBER THE MORNING THE MILK CAME IN.
- "THE MORNING THE MILK CAME IN."
- EVERYONE WAS SORT OF WARNING ME
THAT IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, WHEN?" YOU KNOW.
AND IT WAS, LIKE, 3:00 IN THE MORNING,
AND JOHN WOKE UP TO ME--
IT WAS LIKE SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR MOVIE.
HE SAID HE JUST SAW ME, LIKE,
CREEPING TOWARDS THE BATHROOM LIKE THIS.
HE JUST SAW MY BACK, YOU KNOW.
AND HE GOES, "OH, MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG?"
AND I WENT, "IT HURTS."
AND HE GOES, "WHAT?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "THESE!"
[laughter]
TWO ENORMOUS, LIKE, HEADS, YOU KNOW, VEINY HEADS.
SO I FOUND THAT BECAUSE I'D MANAGED
TO PRODUCE A LOT OF MILK-- I DON'T KNOW WHY.
IT HELPED ME LOSE THE WEIGHT.
- THAT'S WHAT EVERYBODY SAYS.
- I GUESS, YEAH.
- THERE WOULD BE-- IT WOULD BE AMAZING
IF PEOPLE WHO AREN'T PREGNANT COULD JUST BREASTFEED.
[laughter]
I MEAN, IT WOULD SERVE EVERYONE.
IT WOULD HELP EVERYONE OUT.
- EXACTLY. - YOU KNOW?
"OH, YOU'RE BUSY TODAY?
"LET ME BREASTFEED YOUR CHILD,
'CAUSE I NEED TO LOSE TEN POUNDS."
- I COULD HAVE BEEN THAT.
I COULD HAVE BEEN THE WET NURSE IN MEDIEVAL TIMES.
I COULD HAVE FED THE VILLAGE WHILE THEY ALL WENT TO WORK.