>> HEY, JAMES!
CAN I TALK TO YOU?
>> James: NOAH!
OF COURSE, MAN.
HOW'S IT GOING?
WHAT'S UP?
>> I UHH, I GOT YOUR LETTER.
>> James: WHAT LETTER?
I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A LETTER.
>> THE LETTER YOU WROTE ME, SILLY.
"NOAH CENTINEO, YOU'RE SO HOT.
LIKE STUPID HOT.
HOT IN THE WAY WHERE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.
BUT LIKE, YOU TOTALLY KNOW IT.
SOMETIMES I FANTASIZE ABOUT HAVING YOU AS A GUEST ON THE
SHOW.
I MEAN, THE THINGS I'D SAY TO YOU IF I EVER GOT YOU ON MY
COUCH.
THINGS LIKE-- >> James: YUP, YUP, OKAY NOW
THAT YOU MENTION IT.
I DID WRITE THAT LETTER.
BUT BELIEVE ME, IT WAS NEVER SUPPOSED TO GET TO YOU.
>> WHOA WHOA WHOA, JAMES.
IT'S OKAY.
I LIKED IT.
>> James: YOU DID?
I MEAN, YEAH, OKAY COOL.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU'LL BE A GUEST ON THE SHOW?
>> LET'S JUST SEE WHERE THIS GOES, YOU KNOW?
>> James: YOU'RE RIGHT, WE DON'T NEED LABELS.
I'M CHILL, BRO.
[MUSIC] HAHA, MUST HAVE BEEN FROM
HALLOWEEN.
>> WELL THEN, TRICK OR TREAT.
>> James: LAST YEAR'S HALLOWEEN. I HAVEN'T WORN THESE
JEANS IN AGES.
>> WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE BAND?
>> James: OH I DON'T KNOW.
WHATEVER'S ON THE RADIO.
>> DUDE.
>> James: WHAT?
>> I FREAKIN' LOVE THE RADIO.
>> James: NO YOU DON'T, SHUT UP!
>> YOU SHUT UP.
I'M SERIOUS.
>> YOU KNOW I LOVE THE RADIO.
>> YOU HAVE SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE.
LET ME GET IT QUICKLY.
>> James: NO.
HA-HA.
>> WHOA WHOA WHOA, YOU SEEM DISTRACTED.
WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
>> James: OH, THEY'RE JUST JOKES FOR TONIGHT'S MONOLOGUE.
>> YOU WROTE THESE?
>> James: IT'S NO BIG DEAL.
>> THESE ARE FANTASTIC, JAMES.
>> James: YOU REALLY THINK SO?
>> I MEAN, YEAH.
>> James: THE WHOLE TIME I WAS WRITING THEM, HE WAS THINKING OF
YOU.
-- I WAS THINKING OF YOU.
>> I'VE BEEN THINKING, MAYBE I COULD BE YOUR GUEST, LIKE
OFFICIALLY.
>> James: THERE'S NOTHING IN THIS WORLD I WANT MORE.
HEY NOAH?
>> WHAT'S UP, JAY-BEAR?
>> James: CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS?
>> MY NIECE, ALLISON, SAID YOU GOT TO GET THIS KID NOAH ON
KIMMEL.
>> James: KIMMEL?
KIMMEL?
WHEN DID YOU DO KIMMEL?
>> IT WAS SO LONG AGO.
>> James: IT WAS SO LONG AGO?
DID YOU EVER PLAN ON TELLING ME?
>> WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHAT IS THIS, JAMES?
WHAT IS THIS?
>> James: IT'S NOTHING.
IT'S NOTHING -- PLEASE, IT'S NOTHING!
>> TOM CRUISE, HARRY STYLES, HALSEY, CHRIS PRATT, CHRIS PINE,
CHRIS HEMSWORTH.
DID YOU WRITE A LETTER TO EVERY CHRIS IN HOLLYWOOD?
>> James: NOAH, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!
>> CHRIS EVANS, EVAN RACHEL WOOD, ELIJAH WOOD, WOODY
HARRELSON.
>> James: WENT ON A BIT OF A WORD ASSOCIATION TEAR THERE.
>> I THOUGHT-- I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.
>> James: NOAH, WAIT!
IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS L LOOKS L [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]
>> James: AND IN THE ORANGE ROOM A FANTASTIC ACTOR, YOU KNOW
HIM FROM "TO ALL THE BOYS I'VE LOVED
BEFORE," THE BRILLIANTLY TALENTED NOAH
CENTINEO!
NOAH?
YOU THERE?
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> LISTEN JAMES, I DON'T REALLY
WANT TO TALK TO YOU.
WHO THE HELL IS CAROL SINGERS?
>> James: OH C'MON!
YOU'VE NEVER SEEN LOVE ACTUALLY?
TYPICAL MILLENNIALS.
NOAH CENTINEO, WILL YOU BE MY GUEST TONIGHT?
NOAH!
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] LISTEN, I'M GLAD YOU CAME DOWN
HERE.
>> SHHHH, SHUT UP.
YOU HAD ME AT HELLO.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]