- HAAAA! - AHHHH!
- I am Joey of People vs. Food. - I have it on my head.
Why did I just do that?! - How rude.
Ugh. You got me with the "how rude."
- We are doing a Try Not to Eat. - '90s Sitcom Edition!
- Ooh. I love the '90s. - Never left.
- We're talking Full House. We're talking, what?
- Friends! - Seinfeld.
- Seinfeld. Oh, gosh! - Fresh Prince!
- DJ and Stephanie were definitely a couple
of my first crushes, so I'm like,
I can't even-- - Oh wait, that's so funny!
- I think I wrote that in my thing too.
- Ahhh! - Are you excited to see the foods?
- Yeah. - You got it, dude!
- You know what? - The trifle.
- I'ma win. I'ma win this one. - I actually didn't eat yet
today either, so I'm really hungry. - Smart. I come here always
as hungry as possible. - Okay.
- Because then you know you're gonna eat so much food.
So, you're gonna eat? - Okay, I'm gonna eat.
- I like it. Yeah. - Okay.
- (Rachel) Oh, yay! Look, there's a piece
that doesn't have floor on it.
- Oh, no. - Oh my gosh.
- "That doesn't have floor on it." - Friends.
- Oh, Friends. - Floor cake.
- Joey! - I love Joey so much.
- It's cheesecake. Yeah, yeah. - Off the floor?
- It's really good cheesecake. - Is that floor cake?
- Now, I like that (laughs) he pulls a fork out of his pocket.
- Yeah! - So, from Mama's Little Bakery
in Chi-- ohhh! - Mama's Little Bak--
- Oh, no! - Ohhhh!
- Oh, god. - (PvF) From Mama's Little Bakery
in Chicago, we've got the one with all the cheesecakes
that we've stolen from the neighbors.
- So, we're trying not to eat this?
- Yeah. - It's gonna give me
the bubble guts if I do, so I'm good.
- Oh, you're strong. - Eat it, and I'll use
my Eat With Me card. I have an Eat With Me card.
And then, you can have the prize too. - I'm down.
- (all laugh) - Yes!
- I'll eat it. I don't know what this table's
been wiped with. - Jodie came to play!
Let's go! Let's go. (buzzer)
Well, I am not one to be passing on food here.
And I took a Lactaid for this, Jodie. So, I want you to know I'm ready.
- Ooh! It's like a... (buzzer)
- I have not eaten a cheesecake upside down, no, or off a table.
- Mmm! - There's like a salted caramel
element to this, right? Yeah? - Yeah!
- All right. I mean, if this is mine, I'm going all the way in.
- (Sharon) Yeah, go. (laughs)
- Give me that. There it is. - Describe it to me, please.
In detail. - I will. I will. Great detail.
(buzzer) - But see, you gotta go
for the middle part. That's the-- that's the--
- That's the filet mignon of the pie. - Right, right, right. Exactly.
- You know what? I like that. - Why don't you pick that up
and just eat it like it's a piece of pizza?
- This is why I love you, Sharon! What am I doing?!
- (Sharon) Look at that. There you go. This is all you, baby.
- The more you eat, the more punishment you get.
- You wanna be punished, don't you? (chuckles)
- Mm! - There you go.
- This is good. - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, [censored]. I just realized
I have to now eat the punishment food.
Dammit! - It happens fast, right?
- Dammit! - Is it all the bright lights?
They just make it easier. - I was like, "Cheesecake! Ahhh!"
And then, I just went, "Oh, noooo."
- I ate the floor cake. - Ha.
- Can't do it. - I have a massive sweet tooth,
so if someone flings a cheesecake out on a table
in front of me, I'm eating it.
Never pass that opportunity up. And it happens more than you'd think.
- I do love how Joey was just like... (laughs)
- Literally-- - I am Joey of People vs Food.
- Oh, 100%. - Right?!
- Bring it on, punishment. I don't care anymore.
I am dead inside. - (Kenny) Guy makes the best soup
in the city, Jerry. The best! You know what they call him?
Soup Nazi. - Oh my god, Seinfeld.
Seinfeld. - Watched this yesterday.
- Oh, god. - (gasps) No, no, no, no, no!
- No soup for you! - You know Soup Nazi?
- I do know Soup Nazi. - (both) No soup for you!
- All I can hear is ♪ (hums) ♪ - (George) I didn't get any bread.
- (Jerry) just forget it. Let it go. - Just forget it!
Let it go. Move on. - Don't say anything!
- (George) Excuse me. I think you forgot my bread.
- Oh, no. - Oh my god. The crab bisque.
No. No. No! - I didn't get any bread.
- Seinfeld is so good. - (Soup Nazi) No soup for you!
- (as Soup Nazi) No soup for you! - Damn! Took his soup away!
- And we get the bread. - Can I ask what is
in this soup? - Crab bisque?
- And how it's made? - Ohhhh.
- And I was wondering if you could-- - No soup for you!
- Okay, that's what I was hoping for because now
it'll make it easier for me to win! See how I did that?
- (PvF) From Yev Kassem's soup stand, we've got Jerry Seinfeld's favorite:
the crab bisque with a $2 extra side of bread.
- Right? It's crabby. - (Jayse) Oh. I feel like I could--
yeah, I could actually pass on that one.
I would be okay with that. - I think I could too.
- Just based on the smell. - I gotta smell it.
Could it I smell it? - No.
- No soup for you! - (gasps) Oh!
- No soup for you. - I just wanna go ahead
and remind you that I said I'm gonna be giving you--
eat all the food, 'cause I'm gonna give you
an Eat With Me food and all I asked is to smell the--
- Fine. - Thank you.
- You did say you like crab bisque. - I do!
But that is a very, uh... - It's robust.
- Pungent. - Pungent seafood smell.
You know what I'm saying? - Indeed!
- I might trick people, but if I say, "No, no, I promise,"
then my trickery is gone. - (chuckles)
- (Sharon) Is it good? - (chuckles)
- I don't support Nazism. So, gonna have to turn the soup down.
- I've licked a few barnacles in my day, and that is--
- (laughs) - That's up there with 'em.
You know what I mean? - This literally smells
like a sweaty barnacle. I mean, a salty barnacle. I mean--
- A lot of times, when you go to a place
and you get their main and you're getting food there,
you just take it because it's gonna be good food.
- Delicious, creamy. The seafood is super nice.
- I do kinda wanna bite the bread. - Yeah, but then that's gonna count.
- It's crabbier than me the week before my period.
I'll tell you that. - (both laugh)
- I'm sorry. My favorite thing is the Elaine Benes dance
with the thumb. - Ohh!
- (PvF) Yeah, so what did you-- what would you say to the Soup Nazi?
- No soup for me. - (laughs) Yeah.
- (Will) Ah, thanks a lot! What is it?
- Oh, yes. Fresh Prince? - Oh! There we go!
- (claps) Let's go, Fresh Prince. - (gasps)
- Oh my god. I love Fresh Prince. - Me too.
- (Uncle Phil) The Philadelphia cheesesteak was...
- It's a Philadelphia cheesesteak, Will.
- Oh! I love Philly cheesesteak. - I'm all about it.
- (Will) Look at the bag. - King.
- (Will) No grease stain. - That ain't no Philly
if the bag ain't greasy. - Yeah.
Valid. Valid. - Mm-hmm. Facts.
- That Don Cheadle? - Ehh.
- Now, there it is. Look at that bag.
- Look at that! - Yeah, that's got the grease!
- They fried it inside the bag.
Oh! It is greasy! - Ooh, it's greasy.
- Is it-- - (Jayse) Ooh, look at the grease!
- (Jodie) Ohhh yeah! - (both) Look at the grease!
- (PvF) The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air knows a good,
genuine Philly cheesesteak needs to be smothered in grease
with melted cheese in a long hoagie roll.
- Smell it. - That's a cheesesteak.
- Ooh, you could smell it outside of the bag.
That's how you know. - Yeah.
- Hell yeah. - Ah, look at those caramelized onions.
- Ah, that's so good. (buzzer)
- My mouth is watering. - My mouth is...
- I know. - ...watering.
- Don't get me wrong. I've never met a carb I didn't like,
but I wanna get to the greasy, meaty part.
- Are you gonna bite it? - No, I can't.
I gotta hold out. I already messed up once
with the cheesecake, so I gotta be strong.
- Come from the top. - I'm gonna go rogue here.
Since you're only gonna take one or two bites,
I'd go right there. - (Brian) Dead center?
- (Sharon) Dead center, man. - You know what?
- Gotta go middle. - I gotta agree.
(buzzer) - See? Yeah, that's it.
That's the bite. - Mm-hmm.
- Yeah! - Mmm.
- The punishment, though. Now, I gotta do more--
I literally keep forgetting. - That's two bites now.
- I just think I'm here to be excited about food.
- Nicole, I'm just so terrorized and traumatized by your punishments.
It's making food not worth it anymore. - Is that good?
Oh, look at him! Look at him!
He's having a foodgasm right now. - I'm just excited to be eating
and talking with my mouth full like a neanderthal with Jodie Sweetin.
- I mean, if you're gonna meet your childhood crush,
why not do it with the worst table manners possible?
- Possible. - Oh, isn't it so fun to watch people
just enjoy their food? - Mm.
- Yes, Sharon. - (laughs)
- My show Family Dinner that I do at Comedy Store,
it's kind of like this. And we eat on stage,
so I'm used to eating in front of people.
- Really? That's at the Comedy Store? Okay. What is this?
- Well, we've had two shows. We're doing two more
in the next couple months, but it's me and a panel
of three comedians, and they all bring something
that is a childhood dish memory to them.
And it can be anything. - No, no. No Philly cheesesteak
for me, even though the bag is greasy. - That was good.
- Mm-hmm. - I'm glad I ate that.
- Yeah. - But I'm really afraid.
- (Screech) Did you have your supper yet?
- (Zack) Would you happen to have some of your world famous
delicious spaghetti sauce? - Oh, saved by the bell?
- Oh, this is Saved by the Bell! Oh my god.
- Oh my god! This show. - Oh my god.
- I think I used to watch this on Nick at Nite or something.
- Yeah. - (Screech) The sauce, you can have.
But the secret, she's ah-mine.
- Eh, the sauce, eh? - Eh, eh. I didn't-- what?
- Product placement. - Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh. Love that. - Ohhh!
- Wow! - I feel like-- oh. Oh!
Okay. - Ohhhh! 555-MMMM!
- Mmm! - (PvF) From Saved by the Bell,
we've got Screech's super secret spaghetti sauce recipe
that is finger-licking good. - Oh, that smells pretty good.
- I'm normally a just get right in there, grip it, and rip it,
you know what I mean? Just... - I'm gonna pass.
- ...fire it up. - I'm gonna pass.
- You're passing? - I'm passing.
- You do have the white shirt on. - I do-- I have the white shirt on,
which I've already spilled something on and...
- I'ma do the mustache like him. - (chuckles)
- And I know that I'm going to get flack for this too.
I like my spaghetti tossed. - Tossed. What is it, a salad?
- Just-- well... (buzzer)
- Mm! Mm. - See, I'm picky. I don't know--
I also don't like tomato sauce. I like a Bolognese.
- For me, it's just that it incorporates it into the noods.
- Yeah. (buzzer)
- Kind of wanna try this. - Ooh, I kind of wanna try it too.
Do we do it in solidarity with each other?
- Like a Ragu or-- but something with meat.
I am a meat eater. I like...
You know what I meant. Stop it. - Cheers.
- All right. Cheers. - Cheersing the plates! (laughs)
- It looks like a thumb with a mustache, you know?
Sort of. - (Jayse) Huh.
- Lovely amount of herbs. Like, the fresh herbs
that you're putting into this. - Oh, yeah. Right?
- The tomato sauce is absolutely delicious.
- Mm. - Wow, you passed on a cheesesteak,
but you ate the spaghetti. - Mm-hmm.
I probably should have saved it. Yeah, I definitely should've saved it.
- The spaghetti was just calling to me.
I don't know. I'm just in the mood
for spaghetti right now. - (PvF) You steered Chenae very wrong.
She was very close to winning. - I'm so sorry.
- (DJ) It's chock-full of vitamins and minerals.
But don't like your kids know. - She's so little in this episode.
- (gasps) - Ohhhh! (laughs)
- YESSSS! - Oh!
- Oat Boats! - Someone's about to come in
and steal the spotlight right now!
- Oh my god. - Oh my gosh!
- (Stephanie) I think you're jealous. - Oh. Yeah, she's not jealous.
- Ah! Look at how adorable! - Yes!
- The clothes. I want all these outfits.
I want that dress. - Mm-hmm.
- Nope. Yeet! - I'm out!
- I remember I nearly lost it in this scene.
- Ohhhh. Okay! - Okay. Oh.
- Oh, there's Oat Boats! - Oat Boats!
- Oh my god! - Oh my god!
- (PvF) Who doesn't wanna try Mr. Oat Boats' Oat Boats cereal,
especially when it comes with a side of some Full-House-style
sisterly love? - I want to keep this. Can I?
- (PvF) If you eat, you definitely get to keep that.
- Ugh! - Should we recreate the scene--
no, we won't do that. - Yes! We should!
We don't have to clean it up! - They said to do it. Ready?
HAAAA! - AHHHH! (laughs)
Yes! Make it rain Oat Boats! - I'm so sorry.
- (in slow-mo) HAAAA! - (in slow-mo) AHHHH!
- So many dinners, and then you're bringing me breakfast.
- And it's not even normal breakfast for dinner.
- (Brian) It's Oat Boats. - It's cereal for breakfast.
- Yeah. - And that's when you're just tired.
- Oat Boats are chock-full of vitamins and minerals!
But don't let your kids know that! They'll eat 'em anyway
'cause it tastes so great! - That was great.
- Mmm! - Are you gonna do it?
- No. - No, you just wanted
to do the commercial. - I have it on my head.
Why did I just do that? - Yeah, I don't know, Nicole.
I think I'm gonna pass too. I'm sorry.
- How rude. - Ah, you got me with the "how rude."
- Should I be like DJ and go to the bathroom
and just have my frickin' spotlight STOLEN by Stephanie?!
- I think you're jealous. - Ohhh, I am.
- I would like to, but after everything else
that I've had, I don't need to...
- (PvF) You're turning down Oat Boats?!
- Okay, give me some of these here. - I also love...
- Give me some of this. Give me some. - ...Oat Boats with banana.
One of my favorite cereals. - Okay.
(buzzer) - Mm-hmm.
- How rude! She was my favorite character on there.
- This was the premiere of the "how rude" catchphrase.
- How rude of us not to talk about it. - How rude indeed.
- I mean, have mercy, People vs Food. See what I did there?
- Oh my lanta. - (laughs) Oh my lanta!
(claps) Yeah! - (Ray) What is it?
- It's braciole. You know, stuffed beef.
- Oh my god. Everybody Loves Raymond!
- Braciole. Or brazowla if you're in Italy.
- Ohhh. - Oh my god, Raymond!
- Everybody Loves Raymond. - Just the voice... Ohhh.
- I'm so convinced my life is gonna end up like this
and my mom is gonna move across the street from me.
- The Italians like to
pronounce it brah-jole. - Are you Italian?
- My entire life, I thought I was Italian.
My wife got me a 23andMe last year. I'm 0% Italian.
- The comedy husband and then the hot wife.
- That was such a '90s thing. - (both) Oooh!
- (Jodie) Now see, that, I would eat.
- (PvF) Everybody Loves Raymond's Debra can now cook and that braciole,
or Italian-stuffed beef roulade is absolutely perfect.
And we totally followed her recipe. - It looks good,
but also, I don't know what it is, so I'm like, I don't know
if I wanna risk it for something that I don't know what
it's gonna taste like. - Oh.
- Oh god, yes. (buzzer)
(laughs) - This is so good.
(buzzer) - (Jayse chuckles)
- I'm kind of curious. - I'm kind of scared.
- Oh! (buzzer)
That is good. - Mmm!
- This one guaranteed is Sharwear-worthy.
- Yeah. Yeah. Look, I always keep
some extra around for ya. - I'ma pass. (laughs)
- (PvF) Why? - I don't know what's in here.
Is that a potato? - Oh, you think I'm gonna go
five rounds and then cave on number six?
- You know what? Get out of there!
- You know? Come on! - (PvF) Get out of there.
- What? - Shoo.
Shoo. - What? What?!
- Get out of there. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Oh, you're eatin'! - Are you eating it?
- Go for it. - Uh-uh. I don't like prosciutto.
- I see why everyone loves Raymond. - It's basically like a--
it's like a steak wrap. - Yes!
- Wait. What is happening right now? - Congratulations, Sharon,
for resisting the food. You get the prize,
but nobody else resisted! And so, that means,
including Nicole... - Wait. What?!
- ...you're gonna have to have the punishment.
- No. I hate this part. No. - Wait. Oh, wait! That's right!
There was a prize at the-- see? This is why I'm terrible
at game shows is I get so focused on what's happening
right in front of me and forget about everything else.
- Oh my god! I love this episode.
- I knew it! - A turkey head?
- Is that the prize? A turkey head?
- But there's more? Oh my gosh.
- (PvF) There's more! - Come over here. This is your prize.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute! Get out! Get out!
Get out. Get out. Get out. Get out. - Oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
- You didn't win anyways. - Ohhh, no. Floor cranberry sauce.
- Okay, so cranberry sauce, turkey, bread...
- (DJ) Last year, Mom taught me how to make a picture perfect
pumpkin pie. - The pumpkin pie.
- Oh! Picture perfect pumpkin pie! - Pumpkin pie is my favorite.
- That '70s Show! No! - The brownies.
- Wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I know those brownies. - Pot brownies?
- Yes! Cool! - Ohhhhh!
- Oh! - With the glasses on and everything.
- My... - No! Pumpkin pie?
Ahh, I love pumpkin pie! - (PvF) Every sitcom has
a Thanksgiving episode, and we've pulled together
a true Thanksgiving feast with Monica's turkey,
biscuit stuffing and cranberry sauce
from Will, the Tanner family's perfect pumpkin pie,
and well, for fun, brownies from That '70s Show.
- There you go, Brian. - (laughs)
- I don't like Thanksgiving food, so I'm actually
totally fine with this. - What sort of
blasphemous statement is that? - I know.
- Oh my god. - A lot of perfection
going on right here. - (Brian) Get a little
cranberry sauce in there. - (Sharon) Mm-hmm.
- (Brian laughs) - (Sharon laughs)
- (PvF) Nope! - I just--
- No, no, no! No! No!
We're doing an amendment to the rule because it doesn't quite seem right.
- What? - You did get to eat
with her, but you still did eat all of the food.
So, I do think that you also need
to suffer the punishment. She doesn't have a Get Out
of Punishment card and Eat With Me.
- (gasps) Oh. I want everyone to make sure
that we are keeping track of these rules now.
Now that we have two different kinds of cards, we got to make sure
that these rules stay right. - (PvF) Well, unfortunately,
Brian, Jodie, Jayse, Chenae, and Sabrina, you all failed.
- Dagnabbit. - You know what?
I failed with Jodie, so that's fine with me.
- (Bill) 10 bucks, I'll drink this much of anything.
- Oh, Freaks and Geeks. - Oh!
- Oh, lord. It's in the blender. - Oh.
- Oh, god! That's a lot of salt. - Pickles. That's fine.
- (Sam) Sardine. - Oh, sardine. No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no. - I like sardines.
I'ma tell you right now. - Uh-uh.
- Oh! God. - Stop. Stop.
- (Neal) Soy sauce. - Soy sauce?!
Why-- they're gonna put me in a cardiac arrest!
- (Neal) A little bit of jelly. - Oh. Oh, we're in for it.
- Oh, no! None of that is worth this!
None of that! - This is gonna be bad.
- (Sam) A couple of after dinner mints.
- Now, come on. The mints? - Oh, no. Okay, let me smell it.
- Why would you do that? - Oh!
- (nasally) I can't-- I'm gonna do this. I can't even--
no, don't do that. - Ah!
- (PvF) Bill Haverchuck will drink anything for $10.
But today, you get to try his smoothie concoction
made with mustard, pickles, cayenne, salt, sardines,
vinegar, soy sauce, chili, creamer, jelly, and mints for free.
- You got yours? - There it is!
- (claps) - There it is.
- Oh my god. Oh my god. Okay, okay, that's enough!
- (laughs) - I'm gonna just keep eating
my brownie. - Ooh!
- What is it? - Would you like me to pour?
- (Chenae) Yeah. Ooh! - I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
- It's real tangy. - It is. I think it's the mint.
(laughs)
- Ugh! Oh! - Nothing over there is happening.
Mm-hmm. ♪ (hums) ♪ - Nah, it's aight.
- It's not bad? - Mm-hmm.
- Oh, good. - Ahhhh!
That is so gross! - (laughs)
- I will never eat again.
- Yeah, it's fine. - I hate mustard. I hate pickles.
- (laughs) - Ooh. If she's doing all that,
imagine what I'm gonna be doing.
- I feel like this would cure a hangover.
- 100%! - This tastes like a hangover cure.
- Oh, oh. That smells rancid!
- Oh, god. Ah! - Ooh.
- I'm not happy. - Mm. Eh! Ugh!
- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. - Ahhh! Does that help?
Does that help? - No.
- (laughs) - Nooooo!
- Ah! - (PvF) Well, that does it for today.
Any final thoughts, Sabrina? - (groans)
- I'm pretty happy with my decision here.
- Honestly? Me too.
- Thank you guys so much for joining us today
on this episode of People vs Food. I had a great time.
And if you'd like more of this fun,
then make sure to check out FamDinShow,
which is Family Dinner Show that I'm doing live
at the Comedy Store. And also, follow me,
@jodiesweetin. And you can actually live out
stuff like this in real life, which you know you want to.
- You do. - (laughs)