brace yourself for some ugly mailboxes
let's talk about that
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good mythical morning mythical beasts
your questions for advice are like the
ocean a broad body of water full of
fishy answers set up your camp on the
beach and just wait and see what comes
out it could be a nice friendly mermaid
or it could be a catastrophic leave
eyelet
wave that destroys your sandcastle and
your dreams hopefully today we deliver
only mermaid you asked us to ask you
questions we asked you to ask us
questions right about snacks we're gonna
jump out of the oh thanks for doing that
Jay Miller says how do I open a bag of
candy during a movie without annoying
the other people in the theater with
that loud tearing noise oh the loud
tearing noise listen Jay you got to
create you can't do the slow go slow
open you can first of all what you got
to do is you have to create a
distraction to mask the sound of opening
the bag
you can do this as a team we're now in a
movie theater movies about to start ooh
we got if there's two people you gotta
time it you look at each other
and then you just didn't you just like
get into the movie and they're like
we're two crows I heard two crows oh
what Lisa's wasn't him
oh I thought that the bomb would stay
together hmm next question here's Mary
asked how do I not eat like a door well
Harrison that is an excellent question
and when you ask that question it made
me think you know what I think I
remember something like this when we
were kids yeah yeah yeah
there was an instructional VHS tape
about how to not eat like a dork that's
the exact answer to your question pro
wrestler right pro wrestlers the guys
that looked absolutely nothing like us
oh right and you know what Harrison we
found that VHS tape but we're gonna have
to go put it into the VCR
we're gonna play it for you so let's go
put it in the VCR
hey I'm Randy get up Danny
we're with Mandy brothers Brandi and
Andy Mandy we're gonna show you how to
eat not like a dork
first thing you gotta keep in mind is
the look on your face you don't want to
eat like dork you can never look like
you're enjoying you know watch I think
these sponges like we don't care want to
fun you don't really care you ever seen
a dork eat an animal cracker eat it up
namely family like the caddy
Fancy Feast food but not Dortch
dismember these animal crackers I got a
freaking koala bear aren't those things
going extinct I don't care one Lutz
koala bear you ever seen a dork drinking
from a beverage pouch it's like a
Victorian princess for the corset
sipping from a bag not us not today
sipping is for Jane Austen you ever seen
a dork eat applesauce they use a spoon
like a rule follower you're not a rule
follower he won't this levels off to
submit to you
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yeah submit apples art I already don't
spoon yeah I got saw yeah you may be a
door what you're going after you like
one I'm Brandon I'm changing Randy Danny
Mandy please oh those guys were intense
man definitely not dorks Oh some of my
favorites
we're not door evers okay now it's time
for the Internet is a weird place thanks
to our friends over at Squarespace you
know how this works this is when we take
you to a weird web site and walk you
through the weirdness that is that
website this week the site that we're
going to is ugly mailbox calm this is
just a lovely place full of well ugly
mailboxes we picked some of our favorite
mailboxes and given them names to
highlight here for you yes I like to
call this one the white trash Barbie on
the Bayou mailbox I do not believe
that's an actual set for milk yeah I
call this one the pregnant princess
gives birth to a whole pile of stuffed
animals mailboxes that hurt
how about the I had to sell the boat
part of this mailbox I call this in that
hey it works
okay just put the mail in there and stop
staring at it
yeah it's ultra sturdy mailbox ultra
sturdy it is I mean look at it this one
is the pagan ritual mailbox I also call
this one the if you watch the first
season of True detective you would get
why his name for the mailbox is funny
mailbox how about the hey Darlene I
found this jumbo pickle jar do do we
have any duct tape mailbox and the name
for this one is the ironically this
isn't more cruel than the actual
treatment of Shamu at SeaWorld mailbox
Oh
a wave of isn't that one okay we were
inspired by looking at these ugly
mailboxes and ugly mailbox calm so much
so that we've made our own ugly
mailboxes right you first like I like to
call this one the mail box Oh as in mail
like me
mal II everything on there is mail it
like men a men but it's got for one man
a mail I don't
that's just body here it's just it's
just for trace just from a you know it's
all I think I think we bought it we
would buy it was a donation from it
wasn't donated it's just body hair it
says it's got a mustache it's gonna
still have mine so I know it's not for
this got potato chips over here you
can't see it back here behind the
pigskin
it's got salami and cheese oh my god
guitar on the back that's a snake sir 40
bear a board with nails oh oh there's
are something in there I can hear it but
don't you know how to open a mailbox to
look like that
surprise surprise kompis that's it and
Oh dance hits three cuz it's mint
condition every man loves that alright
now I've worked really hard on mine
because this one is the mailbox of the
future I am calling it the Robo box and
it's got a little move because in the
future you ain't got to go to your
mailbox to get your mail call it hey
mail box hey mailbox is mr. mail by mr.
mailbox
mr. mailbox come on down here the
battery's almost dead doesn't have a lot
of pets misstep oh come on you gotta go
reverse a little bit yes there he goes
mr. mailbox this isn't going to go so
well over your gravel driveway what is
Robo mailbox have inside of him
anything that thank you he wants to go
over the cracker back no you can't make
it over Cracker Jacks but it's okay
Oh check that out y'all robo box brought
another box is that how the mail is in
the future
yep there's mail with a mail section as
well Lionel Richie dancing on the
ceiling whoa another dance tape all
right that's what happens in the future
got to go back to the go back to the
cassettes
all right Robo box is obviously he
disease his battery charge happens to
the best of us sometimes I need my
battery charge here he's going help him
along
oh there he goes he looks dejected he
should gently all right so this is what
once you do we want you to go to the
Internet is a weird place calm click on
submit a site and that's where you tell
us any site you find on the internet
that you want us to experience and share
with all your mythical beasts submit it
there and if we pick it we will give you
a shout-out on the show and also if
you're into more of a challenge and you
also want the chance to win a limited
edition the Internet is a weird place
t-shirt you can actually create your own
site using Squarespace according to a
theme that we're doing every month
last month's theme was food and we're
happy to announce the winner of the food
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Mario congratulations enjoy your t-shirt
okay now if you want to win a t-shirt by
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get a free trial Squarespace and 10% off
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and then after you create the website
then you'll go back and submit your own
site by clicking on submit a site win a
t-shirt so do that okay a few weeks back
we introduced you to the most honest man
in the world but then we asked you guys
using hashtag just being awkward to
submit some of your awkward moments and
now we using those to present to you a
new character that we call
the most Awkward man in the world my
friends cat had died and I didn't know
how to comfort her so I just said at
least it wasn't you at least it wasn't
her I walked in on my stepdad building
he was standing I went to shake my
cousin's hand and he went to hug me and
it ended up with a hand to the crotch is
he in my crotch I asked to share a fork
with someone they said no if someone was
my mom
I was changing the baby's diaper when I
realized it wasn't my baby whose baby I
don't know I adopted it I still keep the
painting a waitress came to our table to
ask how the food was right as I put the
food into my mouth without even thinking
I Spit the food back onto my fork said
it was great and then ate it again right
in front of her it was good both times
it was clam chowder he is the most
awkward man in the world I'm not always
awkward actually
I am always awkward but when I am I
prefer to use a hashtag well that was
awkward
thanks for liking and commenting on this
video you know what time it is I'm
Landon from Columbus Nebraska and it's
time to spin the wheel of mythicality
just a reminder that tomorrow is the
season finale of season 7 but we will be
back with season 8 of good mythical
morning on Monday August 10th also we've
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you know what right I want to spend
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shadow Okamura
you know what me too but actually well
after I die I want to be with sure
Telugu mover weird huh
yeah look at where you're whipping dude
I don't want it to hit me
that's all the great rippers do they
look away