Oh ladies waiting the jacksepticeye and
welcome to the resident evil 3 demo
remember what an re to remake came out
we had a one-shot demo for that - doing
the exact same thing for Resident Evil 3
and I'm so excited it just came out I
actually borrowed Evelyn's PlayStation
to be able to play this because it's not
out for another few hours here in Europe
but it's out in Australia and New
Zealand so you can kind of cheat the
system and play a little bit early so
that's why we're here that's why I'm
borrowing a PlayStation 2 played
otherwise I would have waited for the PC
version to come out but here we are now
just like Resident Evil 2 I have never
played resident evil 3 either my very
first Resident Evil game that I had ever
played was Resident Evil 4 when that
came out so this is all brand new to me
I don't know anything about Nemesis I
don't know anything really about Jill or
anything like that I'm going back and
playing the Resident Evil 1 remake now
which I've again never played before but
it's interesting to see what's going on
woo it captain it's fine young lady
could use our help
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Carlos you didn't even think the worst
fine young lady your name she is an
elite operative of our PT special
tactics and Rescue Service
her name is something Valentine its Jill
nice to meet you Jill
I am you busy as platoon leader Michael
Victor my team was sent here to rescue
civilians Oh No Victor all right how's
that going for you
this city is completely cut off isolated
most of the hundred thousand civilians
will wind up dead
correction Undead my platoon has
suffered serious losses just keeping
them alive managed well you can thank
your corporate overlords for that yes
well her voice is familiar in full we
can if we can get this subway train
moving we can evacuate some survivors
but we need help my men cannot do this
alone
she looks so cool all right
I mean
flying on their side not yours wait
that's cool we don't want the same thing
thank you at you he has nice hair
alright super cop there you go we can
use this to stay in contact I know what
a radio is you got planes underneath all
that hair we need to get you geared up
head up to street level you'll find
supplies there okay shooty bang bang
hairless god he's an attractive man
Jules very attractive and Victor's very
attractive damn everybody's so
attractive in their pockets okay there
we go I was listening to anything you
were saying I was just paying attention
to all the really nice graphics nice
okay you VCS ammo crafting guide on the
battlefield if you run out of ammo your
guns about as useful as a wet fart what
to see alive out there then get these
basic formulas into your skull gunpowder
Oh Oh once you're stocked up get out of
there and join the party
I sure will um all right I'm a little
sway guys is that okay
oh look at the cool posters tyrant of
the deep hell squid Oh what resident
evil 3 that's us that's me are you not
gonna react to that skull stalker Oh
neat okay man this game engine is
[ __ ] awesome looking
don't you agree Joe you and your bouncy
hair all right so I'm gonna be awful
okay is this not a way okay I'm I'm
gonna be awful at aiming or the
controller in this I'm so used to PC at
this point that my thumbs just don't
want to cooperate
hi guys I'm back
good to see you alright well bye okay
I've just figured it out already
freak cinema this year's top films Sam
hands is the Butler of the Dead on
Resident Evil three go that's me I'm in
a movie
April 3rd I'm excited so good I mean a
Dory to remake looked good as well but
the engine seems to have even improved
since then working on it so what's the
plan
copy that let's do this fast how do we
do fast but she said hope [ __ ] you box
alright I got a red herb I also they
changed a lot of what happens here you
know how you pick up something here it
shows up hey gunpowder
oh and then you have to put it in your
inventory that was every item in
Resident Evil 2 but they said they
changed it for this wah beautiful so now
if you have the first item already and
you pick up a second version of it it
will just go straight into your
inventory and stack if it can or go into
an empty slot which i think is marvelous
how do i okay combining items there we
go let's combine you with you now we
have a full heal and let's combine you
with you and now we have handgun ammo
can I combine it with this stack those
bad boys baby sorry I'm very excited
hello my name is Jill Valentine
what's this kite Bros Railway
huh okay so I don't know what's changed
since the original one cuz I don't play
that there's no place in uvcs for
pipsqueaks who crawled back to base
every time they get scratched up you
want somebody to kiss your boo-boo go
someplace else here in the big leagues
we mix our own meds so get these recipes
memorized okay
can't make first a spray yourself dumb
if you see him you know I just put them
in your bag it's fine I should do it now
let's get this done and go grab a beer
but it's the apocalypse so this game is
taking place in the same place as
Resident Evil 2 it's just it's at the
same time just in a different part of
the city okay step step stand more still
please I can't eat with this it's
difficult now when you go now he's fully
a double tap what a Dom be LAN teacher
oh man this looks cool toy uncle
steigler wait his nemesis gonna show up
in this demo I don't know if my
underwear is ready for that there I want
a toy uncle
somebody's been making Jam more bullaes
oh I see it I see a [ __ ] stick him up
Punk for the fun-loving criminals
easy does it he does it
sir sirs okay go down please thank you
Oh see that flick expert gamer Jack
septic face oops I missed oh what a
lovely fella okay you're not fully dead
are ya no no wait maybe I'll just go
anyway
maybe I won't stick around just go just
go oh yeah there's a Dodge mechanic oh
that's so nice
are any of you time it perfectly you get
free shots on someone's face
now there there's the weapon we all need
to defeat the enemy
hi what's going on over here
doughnuts got you huh you want a
doughnuts and then you ended up getting
killed by zombies always the [ __ ]
money I don't know if I trust you though
okay
are you able to get out what [ __ ] the
box and see that what I did to that box
I'd do it to you but worse wait can I do
the fence
I can't do it through the face that's
fine it's okay I don't want to waste my
knife bullets Carlos I've reached the
Main Avenue which way do I go see a big
transmission tower that's the substation
through an LED right to get there you
mean the alley that's on fire baby sure
water like yourself coming on to me is
his humble bog lives
cuz I'm pocalypse if you will tonight
what do it do it just there you go I did
it
wait can I do anything to this I really
should try it shouldn't I ah use the
knife on it or don't that's fine I need
to get some things have any of you seen
a giant wrench or a spanner or anything
useful no just enough to go back to Toys
for Tots for this Oh God
okay well that's a lot worse her [ __ ]
face
wait is this it
are you up hell yeah
eat [ __ ] I'm a gamer I I know explode
ease when I see them
let me voice keep [ __ ] crackin a lot
lately hated hey I'm gonna shoot you in
face hole or a decent course to try I'm
gonna keep shooting around your face and
hope that some of them hit you you're
not fully dead though are you
can I have like [ __ ] matches and like
bombs to make sure that you stay the
[ __ ] oh yeah that's how we do destroy
the brain stem just keep walking back
into the middle that's where my bonus
point to that thank you now I'm ah for
[ __ ] sake Karen you stay down that
[ __ ] I don't know if I can even go in
here hmm
I surely can and I surely will but don't
call me Shirley Oh
booyaka booyaka
wait the ball caught his won't help me
i'ma keep all my things thank you
combine green with green and that makes
more green well done children
I was gonna say can I save but I don't
think you can save in a demo I loved
these scenarios I love the the darkened
rooms with the flashlights on that first
hallway in the remake for two so cool I
just need those guys to their own
devices
Oh woo why do they gotta be everywhere
though why can't you just be in like
some places I press that dodge come on
not on the first date
everybody line up tickets tickets for
the show like enjoy that was epic
more of those please good howdy are you
dead are you gonna stay dead stabbed
from the crotch nice signals you there
we go
15 bullets
more than enough to kill anything that
moves I don't miss anything
sure am I supposed to be going okay
that's locked so oh wait I have it I
have a thing but I don't want to go
somewhere that's making too much
progress and then I can't come back I
want to see everything hype bros railway
can I go in here I can I shall and I
will because I'm Jill stay down okay
good job got him got him again got him a
third time and his face is no more your
face looks like what I had coming out of
my ass when I was sick they face looks
like [ __ ] that's what I'm saying subway
company's offices
must be nothing there's very clearly
something there Joe just cuz you don't
know what it is doesn't mean you can't
appreciate it okay bros railway money in
the event of a power outage the subway
will automatically cease operations once
power has been restored please use the
control panel to confirm the stations at
which the train will stop as well as
which track segments will be used if the
route entered is unsafe an error will
occur and operations will not resume
that's a whole lot of words to say
nothing okay well if you say no I can't
go that way any further
ooh yes oh yeah I did need this I forgot
that the bolt-cutters isn't the be-all
and end-all way of starting a fire
extinguisher vitamins getting worse and
worse these past few days got a shotgun
for when it hits a breaking point
locking it open the gun rack what that
should keep it safe from any would-be
looters while I go out and try and find
more shells if things go south
put the chain and bust out that sucker I
pray we all make it out alive
gimme gimme gimme give it yes uh-huh
gimme Oh y'all gonna get it now y'all
gonna learn today yeah
I'm gonna use this wasn't some Babbage's
my stinky hey I'll shoot I swear his
face is all mangled
gross Ness get away from me your inky
blinky I love all the colors there's so
much more color in this game than ready
to be here
[ __ ] Karen's back Jesus Oh
can I just like nice can I just like
shoot them better wait hang on bullets
no man ain't got a womb for them
am I supposed to do maybe shoot these
guys waste out some ammo waste all my
[ __ ] ammo
I'm not lying when I say that I [ __ ]
sock with a controller okay
leave me alone [ __ ]
oh there's something else here
Oh a red herb I can't take that either
stinky inky's weebles wobble but they
don't fall down wait I still can't pick
this up just put it in the good put it
in son of a banker all right can i if i
discard this as a gun forever whatever I
don't care it's a demo I'm not I'm not
exactly taking these items with me for
very long
hi mate just shoot you in the leg and
watch you fall down
dumbass
inky blinky stinky blahblah toes smelly
Toby's what am i doing
stop being dumb all right well that door
doesn't seem like it wants to open for
anybody
yeah whatever
so is this the way it was going yeah I
have a date with some fire or there's
nice oh that's real nice anger in the
heat I don't have room for this what am
I supposed to do huh
give me them wobbly knees okay should I
just go somewhere else then I already
don't know what I want to keep them what
I do want to keep you guys just oh you
guys are just a real thorn in my ass you
know that more hang on Emma though
that's nice that that's real good
wait isn't my safe room over here oh you
were to think combined oh yes now I can
go get that ammo
hi what oh not today I'm [ __ ]
slippery like a nipple excellent maryam
what that grenade oh maybe we should
come back and get it I dodged did you
see it
it wasn't perfect though but I did it my
safe room was here wasn't it so much
handgun ammo no let me interact with it
though
let's put the bolt cutters in there
let's equip this and reload it for
really for shells for cartridges sucked
all right I'm going back to get the
grenade because I think Nemus ISM is
gonna show up
yes and then I'm gonna throw a grenade
at him wait concerning Graham oh don't
do anything you don't need to Jill I
believe
all there is
but what the foot [ __ ] konami hooker
okay well no this is happening
eat [ __ ]
and I don't know if that today where am
I
I don't know where I am huh this is the
way to be going oh he's scary well he's
very scary how to here with that
don't follow me up here hey you didn't
they [ __ ] knock them down
eat [ __ ] nemesis everyone's always
afraid of you worrying that you're gonna
kill them [ __ ] you up
drug store owners Journal this new hair
tonic from umbrella is just flying off
the shelves
the stuff they make always works wonders
so it's no surprise I was counting on
this and ordered a huge shipment my
instincts are paying off literally I
just know sales will continue to rise as
the word gets out yeah and then zombies
will rise from the [ __ ] dead let's
say it's a string of violent incidents
on the news has me worried
maybe I ought to invest in good safe in
a good safe to hold all this cash alone
in new safe he's just perfect nobody
knows the code not even my wife it's a
secret between me and my beautiful aqua
cure Queen Oh can't pick it up I replied
with oh [ __ ] Oh shitty my pet eats
thank you actually helped a lot
oh I think that that was an escape oh
god he's much scarier than mr. eggs holy
[ __ ]
dad this comes out here next to Karen
who I shot the legs now I can go down
here the aqua cure princess is in the
pharmacy the poster I saw or was it the
pharmacy yes nine one eight is that it
Oh left nine right one left eight nine
one eight left right left nine one eight
and one I keep hearing things
oh you guys I know I'm doing it it's the
demo great what was it nine one eight
left right left okay
where'd he go he sit up here oh gosh
okay well I'm not fine anymore I'm
danger oh he's behind me
oh he's behind me okay okay
okay so nine
one [ __ ] I think I messed it up eight
or is 8 9
one
yes what is a scope oh yes
combine it with this [ __ ] yeah
now let's go
Oh should I help just puts a big [ __ ]
red dot on the screen that doesn't help
me at all I'm still gonna suck jim has
crabs okay I don't know what he turned
him into he turned him into a [ __ ]
mushroom head ah hey this boy it sucks
one one one rotten quite fast now Jill
quite quite fast Joe I [ __ ] did it
get up get up get up - [ __ ] I'm gonna
die
not again not like this like this okay
oh is that it am i doing can they need
forever
oh yeah sprayed everywhere Jill
[ __ ] one
Oh baby
did he just say stores oh my god
zero deaths its whatever guys I'm just a
gamer almost died and I missed so many
shots holy [ __ ] that's so intense he's
way scarier than mr. X was mr. X is like
a toddler [ __ ] his pants compared to
him yeah sign of them oh Carlos sixteen
Jill also so sexy
just a [ __ ] bad-ass can you you're
all right yeah alright to stretch the
shopkeeper and do what I got your back
go go go
stinky you better honey sorry
what is the knee the guy's name because
it'll be
I can't remember the cop who helped me
in resi - as Leon he was like no that's
an order rookie that guy what was his
name I cared about him a lot but
apparently not enough to remember his
name I can't remember but he was there
and kendo the shop owner he was one who
shot his daughter or it was like a
really sad situation and he took the
shotgun back in but you didn't actually
get to see what happened he just assumed
that was good
a little short not a whole lot going on
I think the resi to remake demo was
stronger just because it took place in a
better scenario and it had a better
build up and everything but this is
really good I like they I mean the
gameplay is just so much fun I do like
that there's a dodge mechanic in it now
to really kind of add to that element of
like hey [ __ ] you cuz Rizzy to remake
I'm just gonna say racy - not the
original well none of us are talking
about that one anymore the thing that
really bothered me about it my biggest
gripe in that game was if you saw a
zombie at the end of the hall and you
were walking down you knew you were
gonna get grabbed by him you knew that
every time you went near one they were
gonna grab you if you had an item to get
away great if you had no ammo left or he
wanted to conserve ammo and you had no
item to get away you were always gonna
take damage I hated that it got really
really annoying after a while when you
tried to do speedruns of the game or get
a little bit faster it's just got so
tedious so in this one I really like
that there's a dodge mechanic that you
can actually worm your way out of that
and if you time it well you can actually
go and do extra damage and shoot some
straight in the face and down them
quicker so it's in your best interest to
actually dodge everything but you have
to time it perfectly
apparently the dodge mechanic in the
original sock ball so we'll see what
it's like
when I get into this but ie I will be
doing a full let's play of this when it
comes out like I did with resi - I want
to do it on PC I I just played it on
PlayStation for now because that's the
version that I have readily available
for me and I really really wanted to
play it and report it and upload it for
you guys to be able to see so I'm very
very excited for this game to come out
resi - remake was probably my favorite
game of
last year so let's hope that this one
lives up to that hype as well but that's
gonna do it for me look at that big
tooth no nose bastard he is gonna be the
bane of my existence for quite a while
and I love it
it's gonna be awesome but I'll see you
guys in the next video and stay tuned
for when resi 3 comes out and I'll do a
full series on it it'll be out on April
3rd see you guys in the next one
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light he's kind of hot