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This video today is just a quick little one about something that happened this weekend very special event
It was of course the 39th birthday of living legend Mindy. Happy birthday, Mindy
I want to be your friend and Ryan was never good enough for Kelly. Other bollocks that happen this weekend included VidCon slash TanaCon
if for some reason you're not familiar with what these ego fests really are this is a quick rundown. VidCon, which is short for
video
convention maybe, is
maybe a ten year old convention that is held in Anaheim of
California held by the creators and for the creators and other buzzwords and I think it was made by John and Hank green
Comic Con is for superheroes and sci-fi and horror TV and other
shit. VidCon is kind of like that for
beauty gurus and bloggers and youtubers
And there's panels and there's interviews and Q and As but no one really dresses up as their favorite
YouTuber because that'd be a bit weird. VidCon is arguably the biggest of its kind in our community
I think 25 to 30,000 people were booked in
2018 to attend and so every Hotel every Convention Center for advertisers is booked out the miles in Anaheim moving on to
TanaCon, the titular
self titles and introductionary convention by YouTube extraordinaire Tana Mong- Mong
Mong go. You may know her from previous escapades such as saying the n-word
Getting banged with a toothbrush and being really good gal pals with Bella-
Bella Thorgy- Thor-, oh Jesus, gross. No Bella red hair
crazy eye shadow
Reminds you of Joseph Fritzl's daughter when she first escaped the basement. That's right. It looks like she needs a shower. Nice girls
I imagine just
The kind of girls you want to be a bartender
Not your mum. In
2017 Tana and the CEO at the time of VidCon got in a right Betty Rubble's husband over an issue of status. At
VidCon the way of separating the
Influencers and the creators and the viewers and the subscribers are by putting them in two separate lines, given them identification numbers on their wrists
Get badges put around their necks and the VIP ones are gold. If your standard and a regular creator
Then you get a purple one. This is mine from 2016 and this is Heath Hussar's and it says "daddy".
Love you Heath
If your standard or you're a watcher you get a variant degrees of that purple one. If you think this sounds a little bit like
Auschwitz then you would be wrong because VidCon is not separated by tents or something. It's separated by floors
Normal people, viewers and shit are on the bottom floor and then youtubers an industry
I think middle floor and then you got a VIP future careers on the top floor of VidCon and plus it can't be Nazi
Orientated or anything like that because PewDiePie rarely attends Tana and CEO were having a labia majora
measuring contest, and it resulted in Tana eventually planning her own
convention to rival VidCon. At the same time in the same area
Alright, hence
the birth of TanaCon
presented by Tana and Good Times Live. Good Times Live by the looks of things at some kind of events management planning
bullshit company or something fun.
they look like they do fuck all other the messed things up to be fair loads of big names like Shane Dawson was scheduled to
appear and with that and the promise of free tickets
And the promise of people being able to roll through from VidCon the event quickly blew up. Did I mention that
TanaCon was at the same time as VidCon? The exact same time, because it was and did I mention that
TanaCon was held in a shitty ballroom that could have like 1000 people in max because it was
Remember 30,000 people were expected to attend VidCon and flood Anaheim
So TanaCon
was built on the idea that all these customers that are already in Anaheim, and all these fans that already love
YouTubers can go to VidCon and then just roll over to TanaCon for free.
Remember the ballroom can only fit thousand people, right?
Okay. Okay this is gonna go really well.
You can attend for free or you could pay like $25 for a Featured fucking Creator Pass which is
like their version of VIP, you get fast pass, you get to meet a creator or some shit and you get a goodie bag
Which is worth nothing. You've got a condom. You've got a phone accessory and you've got some stickers in there
Well, I'm great
I reckon there's probably a hundred free tickets that were sold and the rest were priced and that would be to pay for the venue
And security because there are your two main
outgoings, venue and security. Cut to Saturday morning the first real day of the conventions. VidCon is
unfazed, running smoothly, pretty slick, TanaCon however is a shit show. Kids are queuing for hours after seven hours
I saw on Twitter, without
sunscreen, water, food because they weren't advised to do so because they thought it would be pretty slick because they've already paid for a fucking
ticket, and when you did get in, it was a hallway. The goodie bag, like I said, was absolutely shit. There was no
entertainment or anything crackin', no creators walking around, there was a ten minute wedding service. Goodie bags a joke and a hundred dollars,
apparently that's worth for something. There's a phone accessory, some stickers, and a condom. Your fans are literally fourteen. Like fair enough
whoops safe Sarah, it's good on your goddamn. Boom
What's the point like are you joking?
That's fuckin' grim mate.
You can't take people's money in real life
Like you can take their views and their time and waste my time on their content
But you can't really take those like hard earned money on an event. That's not actually thought through. That's pretty rude
So this apparent 15,000 people extra had turned up outside from VidCon, even though by the looks of things
It doesn't look like 15,000 people. I didn't count them all individually, so I'm not saying it's not true
I'm just saying that doesn't look like 15,000 people to my eyes. It looks more like 5,000 people maximum to my eyes
I wear contact lenses to call me out on it
All you fucking want. The fire marshall walked up to Tana and was like, excuse me miss lady who has been banged by a toothbrush
Unfortunately, this ballroom is not meant for conventions, it's meant for bar mitzvahs and sweet 16s and office parties
So unfortunately your rent is fucking canceled
But let me know if it's back on because being over capacity would never stop TanaCon.
But then it was cancelled again after being rearranged divorced beheaded survived and then James
Charles tweeted about Tana saying they weren't friends anymore it was wild dramatic
He said he was gonna stuff a fluffy brush down her throat
and suffocate her and then Shane Dawson offered everyone refunds. It was wild on Twitter, if I'm completely honest.
Truly, either watch Felix's video on this situation or wait for Shane's or do your own research.
Live your Lana Winters dream and research TanaCon on Twitter or something. Why do I think it flopped?
Well, uh, I think Tana is a promiser, and I don't think that's a bad thing
But I think if you are a promiser that that means someone who just promises shit all the time and they don't have the clit
To back it up and that sounds disgusting, but I didn't want to say balls because that's genderist
So Tana, if you're watching this don't promise shit if you don't have the clit to back it up.
You have this history of repetition of
disappointing the people who look forward to what you do the most and it's all well and good if you're doing it online
Yeah, new video every day this week or some shit and you don't post that's fair enough
But when you're asking people to part with that money when it's a fiscal issue
You're going to have problems because it doesn't only make you a promiser who hasn't got the clit
It makes you a cunt
Who takes people's money and doesn't deliver. Also bitterness is not a good building block
ask the Egyptians. They used sand and probably maybe slavery
But they definitely didn't do in a month
They did not build those pyramids out of bitterness because some other company made a pyramid.
Imagine TanaCon if it was planned, if you did it in 3-4 months time
And it was scaled down and you challenged people
It could have been really good and I think Tana just did us up with this service
Absolutely. A lot of people will say what Anna's only young it's her first convention
I didn't give a fucking shit
If you're asking people for money you deliver. What would I done differently if I was planning the convention? All right
If I was gonna plan a convention, say London, say five thousand people. All right, let's do the maths
Okay, so a venue in London, five thousand people say maximum capacity the prim works or something like that
30,000 pounds say that's a good guesstimate and one security guard for every
100 people,
£10 an hour for ten hours, two days twenty hour,
ten thousand pounds with fifty security- team a whole team of fucking security for two days, renting of
lighting, stage, all that shit and ten thousand pounds. Total cost fifty thousand pounds for five thousand people
500 spaces say for example taken up by vendors security and creators,
4,500 tickets to sell to cover the cost of 50,000. That I'm stalling, because I can't do the maths in my head, is
11.1 pounds per ticket if you want to cover the exact costs. And you can fact check me
but I think I'm right. Make about 15 pounds a ticket, that's your profit and run, darling. And you've paid for the whole event and
It's only 15 pound a head. That's what I would do. It feels different
I'd make the goody bags, I would have a fucking YouTuber book in there
I would have a signed poster and or about with a future career that you wanted to meet. It could have been good
I don't know
it was a
shit winning, like TanaCon just flopped and I'm sorry and I know Tana is not a bad person and I even DM her, like, dude I
hope this blows over quickly
But when the full extent if it all came out on twitter, I was like shit man people have paid a lot of money and had
Lot of expectations for this. It's not just the ticket price or the free ticket price or
whatever, it's the whole
setting yourself up for a day of meeting your friends having fun doing all this and psyching yourself up for meeting these people that you
want to meet and booking the time off work, convincing your parents that it makes you look like an asshole and
Tana, mate,
Stop promising shit that you can't deliver on because you haven't got the clit. I know
There's gonna be a lot of excuses like oh she was young oh it was short notice
But I mean her being young is not her fault but being short notice
That's entirely the whole that whole MO was to get back at VidCon
So it had to be on that weekend
If you're gonna do it again Tana
My advice would be maybe do something do it for you for you or all the viewers and don't do it for that
to VidCon
That's where the event went wrong. It's because it was rushed, because of that exact reason.
If it was built out of love and for the viewers, then it wouldn't have mattered.
It wouldn't have mattered. She could have done it in September
She could have done it at the end of August, you know
But to be fair the Good Times Live team look fucking bollocks. So it could be all of their fault and
Nothing to do with Tana.
But when you slap your name on something and you promote the living shit out of it, when it fucks up, it's gonna be on
Your knees, I'm sorry. Knees? It's gonna be on your shoe-
your feet- your shoulders? Your shoulders mate. What Tana created was an unorganized
burden for the attendees whether it be subscribers viewers all the creators or the people who bought
Stores or sponsored the event. It's just so unprofessional and it's an embarrassment really, so if she could do better, that'd be great
I'm sure Shane is gonna grill her and tell her where she went wrong and I'm sure
in three, four years time Tana'll go, "You know, I really did not know everything when I was 19,
Did I? I really should not have tried to plan a convention in four weeks
I was fucking idiotic," and I'd be the first person that I'd be like
you know what Tana, it really really was because I know
Personally if I trekked it all the way to LA to attend this TanaCon with the, with the promise of being on a panel
And all that shit
I would be suing everyone in the vicinity. And with that I am ending this video because there is a heat wave in England
right now and I can feel my fat cells melting and the muscle will peel away from my bones.
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