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(jazzy music)
Here's a special note from me.
I'm gonna leave now so you can read it without me here.
And, uh,
I hope to hear back from you soon.
Unless you're totally put off by what I wrote,
in which case,
goodbye forever.
I have feelings for you.
Do not make me elaborate
on what specific feelings they may or may not be.
A mixture of chemicals floods my brain
whenever I think about you,
causing a phenomenon commonly known as love.
Do you reciprocate this neurobiological response?
Okay, you know how I joke around all the time
and I'm rarely sincere?
Okay, well, I gotta tell you something
and it's gonna sound like a joke,
but I'm not joking this time, okay?
So you gotta promise not to laugh.
(woman laughing)
Alright, you're laughing already
and I haven't even said it yet.
(woman laughing)
Okay, stop laughing.
So I've made a fun scavenger hunt for you
with clues all over the city.
And at the end,
there's a special message for you
from me.
You better get started, uh,
this is probably gonna take you about six hours.
Man, the burgers here are so good.
They're so warm and juicy and they smell so good.
I love these burgers.
And you know what else?
I feel all those same things about...
Before I jump off this bridge
using a used Bungee cord I got off of eBay,
there's something I gotta tell you.
You're alright in my book, kid.
Ali go whoop.
I wanna reveal to you something personal and confidential.
So I'm gonna need you to sign this nondisclosure agreement
which basically says
you'll take what I'm about to say to the grave.
I know I've told you "I love you" a million times before,
like literally the first time we ever met,
and I say it to basically everyone in my life all the time,
including my cat, my dermatologist,
and the barista at Starbucks,
but when I say it to you now,
it's a little different.
If I had to choose between the spontaneous, zany adventures
I love to go on around the world
and you,
I'd pick you.
I mean, it wouldn't be by a large margin, but still.
You probably already know how I feel about you
because I'm terrible at hiding my emotions.
They're just all over my face, clear as day.
It's embarrassing.
We've been friends for a long time, right?
But when we went out with the gang for ice cream
and you got a triple scoop with hot fudge sprinkles,
brownie bits, crushed butter fingers,
and apple pie chunks on top,
I started feeling something more.
So I just need you to know
how much my heart bursts with love for you.
And I've been hiding my feelings for you these past 10 years
and I can't hold it back anymore.
- [Woman] Mm, hello?
- Oh, uh,
you didn't hear anything I just said, did you?
- [Woman] You didn't say anything.
- Oh, good.
I wasn't thinking anything either.
(messages dinging)
(suspenseful music)
(bright music)
(suspenseful music)
(bright music)
(suspenseful music)
(uplifting music)
(electronic music)
(uplifting music)
(electronic music)
(suspenseful music)
(atmosphere booms)
(computer chiming)
I've got a very special delivery of chocolates for you
from a very special guy
and it comes with a message saying, "I love you."
Who could this special guy be?
- [Woman] Is it Timmy?
- What?
No, I'm talking about me.
- [Woman] Oh.
- Timmy.
(jazzy music)
I just wanna say I like-like you.
- [Woman] Oh, well, I'm flattered,
but I don't feel the same way.
- You don't?
- [Woman] No.
- Are you sure?
- [Woman] I'm sure.
(heartfelt music)
- Well, I never would've said that
except that I thought you liked me back.
- [Woman] I'm sorry.
But I still like you as a friend.
- Yeah. Yeah.
Let's be friends.
♪ You've heard this before ♪
- Oh, wow. (laughs)
I've made a lot of 16 personalities comedy sketches
on this channel.
You don't believe me?
Well, why don't you watch some more?
Watch this one here.
You'll love it.
Binge the whole playlist right here.
It'll take you several hours.
I appreciate your time commitment.
Hey, hit the like button.
If you didn't like this video,
(chuckles) I tried my best.
See you next week.
Until then, stay cool and attractive.