Alright so Q lost, so we are here
at the College of Staten Island Center for the Performing Arts,
where right now out there
are a bunch of native Staten Islanders
waiting to see a performance.
And the best part about theater is the musicals.
I'm not singing.
We wrote up your lines. They're on cue cards.
Just go out there and be the star of the show.
This is gonna be amazing. 'Cause you stuck at this.
[ Laughter ]
It's go time.
Murr: While Q's getting ready for the show,
we've got a surprise for him.
What you may not know is that before "Impractical Jokers,"
Q was actually a fireman for eight years
here in New York City.
What Q doesn't know is
that we just replaced that entire audience
with everyone that he used to work with
on the fire department.
Oh, and they love musicals.
[ Laughter ]
♪ It's a wonderful day on Staten Island ♪
♪ Perfect day to sing a song ♪
♪ What a beautiful day on Staten Island ♪
♪ Nothing can go wrong ♪
[ Laughter ]
Here comes Q in his car.
[ Piano playing ]
-Quinn! -Ooh!
-Yeah! -It's all your firemen buddies.
[ Piano playing ]
Hey, aren't you Brian Quinn?
[ Chuckles ]
Go to the cue cards.
Give me a minute.
[ Laughter ]
Yeah, but they call me Q now.
I heard you were a great fireman.
No, I'm an actor on television.
[ Laughter ]
[ Dramatic music plays ]
Help! Help! There's a fire!
Somebody save us!
Hey, Q, you were a fireman. Can't you do something?
[ Laughter ]
♪ We need a fireman ♪
♪ We need a hero ♪
♪ Somebody save me ♪
♪ Can somebody save him?♪
♪ Oh, why? ♪
He's so embarrassed. He can't even speak.
♪ It's tough ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ When you don't have the stuff ♪
♪ When you can't make it work ♪
♪ And you feel like a jerk ♪
[ Laughter ]
♪ So just [Laughs] give me a minute ♪
♪ 'Cause it's time for my close-up ♪
♪ And -- And I can't do anything ♪
♪ Without my makeup ♪
[ Laughter ]
This is my makeup girl. She makes me look pretty.
[ Laughter ]
Boy.
Shame that guy died in that fire.
Hey, aren't you Broadway's Alec Brightman,
star of "School of Rock"?
-Alex. -It's Alex.
Why, yes, I am Broadway's Alex Brightman,
star of "School of Rock."
Wow.
You seem to really know your Broadway.
[ Laughter ]
♪ So tell me, Q ♪
♪ What is it that you can do? ♪
♪ Can you climb up a ladder? ♪
♪ I can't do that ♪
♪ Could you get any fatter? ♪
♪ I can do that ♪
♪ Well, can you put out that blaze? ♪
♪ I can't do that ♪
♪ Could you tap dance for days? ♪
♪ I can't do that ♪
I think you should try.
[ Piano plays ]
[ Laughter, Whistling ]
Your turn.
[ Laughter ]
Let's bring it home.
♪ Well, you told me all the things ♪
♪ That you can't do ♪
♪ You used to be the man, but then you sold out to ♪
♪ The money, the fame, ain't it a shame? ♪
♪ Such a shame ♪
♪ You're such a cryin' shame ♪
♪ A really ugly shame ♪
♪ Keep makin' farts on TV ♪
[ Laughter ]
Take a bow, buddy. Take a bow.
[ Cheers and applause ]
[ Laughter ]
You've really made it.