>>> WELL, THIS IS SOUL CYCLE. YOU'LL LOVE IT.
I GO EVERY LUNCH BREAK. >> OH, SO THAT'S WHERE YOU RUN
OFF TO? >> OH, PASS.
>> HEY, GUYS, WE ARE SO PSYCHED YOU'RE HERE
FOR THIS VERY SPECIAL CLASS. IT'S SOUL CYCLE IP INSTRUCTOR UD
ADDITIONS. TODAY YOU'LL BE RIDING WITH
MULTIPLE CYCLISTS WHO ARE IN THE FINAL STAGES OF JOINING THE SOUL
CYCLE FAMILY. LET'S RIDE!
>> THEY'RE AUDITIONS INSTRUCTORS?
>> YEAH. THAT'S WHY THE CLASS WAS FREE.
>> WHO DID I GIVE $80 TO? >> WHAT'S UP, WHAT'S UP, SOUL
CYCLE WHITE HARLEM? MY NAME IS FLINT, LIKE THE
WATER. LET'S GET THOSE LEG MUSCLES
GOING WHILE I TELL YOU WHAT I'M ABOUT.
I LIVE LIFE WITH NO REGRETS. ABRAHAM LINCOLN DIED.
IT DIDN'T HAVE TO HAPPEN. POOR GUY.
IF I'D BEEN THERE I WOULD HAVE STOPPED IT, BUT I WASN'T.
WILL YOU BE? LET'S RIDE!
>> IS HE SUGGESTING WE'LL SOMEHOW SAVE LINCOLN?
>> THE INSTRUCTORS ONLY SAY THINGS TO TRY AND INSPIRE YOU.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO MOVE YOUR LEGS, MARK.
>> OH, YEAH. >> DOPE, DOPE, DOPE, SOUL CYCLE.
MY NAME IS DEACON. AND JUST A WARNING, I HAVE AN
ADDICTION TO PUSHING MYSELF AND COCAINE.
BECAUSE I DON'T BELIEVE IN GIVING UP.
CHECK IT. I WAS THIS CLOSE TO PLAYING
A DEAD GUY IN THE J. LO IN THE MOVIE "HUSTLER" BUT
I DIDN'T GET IT BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T CALL ME IN FOR AN
AUDITION, BUT WHEN J. GO LO, I GO HIGH!
LET'S RIDE. >> WOW.
USING MICHELLE OBAMA LIKE THAT. WHAT DO YOU THINK?
>> MARK, YOU'RE SWEATING BUT YOU'RE NOT MOVING.
PEDAL! >> HEY, SOUL CYCLERS.
MY NAME IS TRIX. HERE'S MY STORY.
IN HIGH SCHOOL, I WAS BULLIED FOR BEING TOO TALL, TOO THIN,
TOO PRETTY. THEY CALLED ME MODEL GIRL, OR,
HEY, MODEL. BUT I WASN'T A MODEL.
YET. AND HOW DO YOU THINK THAT MADE
ME FEEL? >> GOOD?
>> WE'RE HERE TO LIFT EACH OTHER UP.
SO TURN TO YOUR NEIGHBOR AND COMPLEMENT ONE PART OF THEIR
BODY. BE SPECIFIC.
>> TONED THIGHS. >> I AM NOT DOING THAT.
>> AND LOOK AT ME NOW. MY BOYFRIEND IS ONE OF THE
JOSH'S FROM "MILLION DOLLAR LISTING."
LET'S RIDE! >> I AM GOING TO PUT A CANDLE IN
FRONT OF THE PERSON I THINK IS DOING THE WORST.
>> ME? >> YOU HAVE SAD EYES, MA'AM.
♪ DAMN, THEY CALL ME KYLE BUT I'M A GIRL ♪
♪ WE'RE GOING TO DO A LITTLE CORE OKAY
THREE TWO ONE ♪ ♪ AND FUNK THE BIKE
FUNK THE BIKE FUNK THE BIKE ♪
I GOT KICKED OUT OF SCIENTOLOGY BECAUSE I WAS TOO LAZY.
NEVER AGAIN. LET'S RIDE.
>> MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? >> THIS MOMENT IS SO MUCH MORE
THAN US AND OUR BEAUTIFUL BODIES.
THIS MORNING I GOOGLED RACISM, AND GUESS WHAT?
IT BUMMED ME OUT. AND THEN I GOOGLED GAY RACISM
AND THAT WAS EVEN WORSE. YOU KNOW WHAT I DID?
I FLUSHED MY COMPUTER DOWN THE TOILET, BECAUSE I DON'T NEED
THAT NEGATIVITY IN MY LIFE! LET'S RIDE!
>> MIND IF I SHINE? LOOK, THIS HAS BEEN MY DREAM
EVER SINCE ACTING WAS WHO HARD. I PUT MY LIFE ON HOLD LAST WEEK
WHEN I LOST MY LEG BECAUSE A LUMBERJACK THOUGHT IT WAS A TREE
TRUNK BUT AFTER BELIEVING HARD ENOUGH, MY LEG GREW BACK!
ONE STEP, TWO ROADS TO VERSIONS OF WOOD, I'LL TAKE BOTH.
LET'S RIDE. >> HI.
CONGRATULATIONS YOU'RE ALL-STARS AND OFFICIALLY SOUL CYCLE
INSTRUCTORS! >> WHEW.
>> NO, NO, NO. EXCEPT FOR YOU.
YOUR BACKPACK WAS FULL OF COCAINE.
>> WOW. YOU WENT THROUGH MY BAG?
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE BOTH FIRED.