♪♪
♪ Hey, I, I ♪
♪ Yeah, ah, ah ♪
♪ Yeah, I ♪
♪ An old man turned ninety-eight ♪
♪ He won the lottery ♪
♪ and died the next day ♪
♪ It's a black fly in your Chardonnay ♪
♪ It's death row pardon ♪
♪ two minutes too late ♪
♪ And isn't it ironic... ♪
♪ don't you think ♪
♪ It's like rain ♪
♪ on your wedding day ♪
♪ It's free a ride ♪
♪ when you've already paid ♪
♪ It's the good advice that you just didn't take ♪
♪ And who would've thought...it figures ♪
♪ Mr. Play It Safe, was afraid to fly ♪
♪ He packed his suitcase ♪
♪ and kissed his kids good-bye ♪
♪ He waited his whole damn life ♪
♪ to take that flight ♪
♪ And as the plane crashed down he thought ♪
♪ "Well isn't this nice..." ♪
♪ And isn't it ironic... ♪
♪ don't you think ♪
♪ It's like rain ♪
♪ on your wedding day ♪
♪ It's a free ride ♪
♪ when you've already paid ♪
♪ It's the good advice that you just didn't take ♪
♪ And who would've thought...it figures ♪
♪ Life has a funny way ♪
♪ of sneaking up on you when you think everything's okay ♪
♪ and everything's going right ♪
♪ And life has a funny way ♪
♪ of helping you out when you think everything's gone wrong ♪
♪ and everything blows up in your face ♪
♪ A traffic jam when you're already late ♪
♪ A no smoking sign on your cigarette break ♪
♪ It's like 10,000 spoons when all ya need is a knife ♪
♪ It's meeting the man of my dreams ♪
♪ And then meeting his beautiful wife ♪
♪ And isn't it ironic... ♪
♪ don't you think ♪
♪ A little too ironic... ♪
♪ and yeah, I really do think ♪
♪ It's like rain on your wedding day ♪
♪ It's a free ride ♪
♪ when you've already paid ♪
♪ It's the good advice that you just didn't take ♪
♪ And who would've thought, it figures ♪
♪ And yeah, life has a funny way ♪
♪ of sneaking up on you ♪
♪ And life has a funny, funny way ♪
♪ of helping you out ♪
♪ Helping you out ♪
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