Once upon a time
before I was insane
I dated this disney guy
Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me
Your just way to creepy!
Plus i found someone else
his name's Mickey
So I wrote a song
about this stupid ass
Then found this guy named John
but that was over fast
If you don't marry me
I will pull out your teeth!
You're totally crazy!
No!
Yes!
No!
Yes!
Maybe! Huahahah
He hit me with his guitar
and he said that
we are through!
Just you wait until
I write a song about you!
then I met that Jake Gyllenhaal dick
and was obsessed right away
You've sent me 1000 messages!
Huahaha!
And that's just from today!
Oh, that's because I'm having your baby
What?
But you don't even put out
Stop questioning me, Jakie
Or I'll put you 6 feets underground!
Woah! Woah!
Psycho! Psycho! Psycho!
Fine! Go!
It's good material!
Next came Kennedy
I think he was 15
I bought the house next door
to watch you constantly
And also to make sure
you never ever cheat!
OMG, we are done, you are scary!
Harry was my last
the One Direction freak
I taped him to my wall
so he can never leave
Someone call the police
your insane we are through!
Your just like all the rest
what did I do to you?
So I used my stalker-app
To track down all off those pricks
The next song I write
I'll use their blood as my ink!
Holy crap! That nut job just bursted in!
AHH!
What the hell is this?
It's a support group for all the men
You wrote song about, you bitch!
What?
I have not written about Harry yet
I am just planning ahead
Why are you even here anyway?
To finish you all off with my pen!
NO!
ARGH!
NO!
ARGH!
Devil! Devil! Devil!
Ow! Ow! It's true I'm the devil!
Ok that's enough
You're right, she's nuts
You are coming with us!
Wait! What?
Get off from me
I'm not crazy!
AHH!
It worked!
This was all a trick
We knew you would come
So we hired this doctor
You're going to an insane asylum
based on the behaviour I observed
AHH! AHH!
Let me go you assholes!
NO! NO!
Welcome to your new home
Ho, Ho. So you're crazy too, huh?
WUAHH!