[music] You're invited come on we got a lot to do!
You're invited! We're excited and delighted to see you-
*pizza zooms by*
Hello everyone! It's time for another makeup vid!
Do the Kermit arms! [Allison imitates Kermit the Frog]
It went so well last time people were banging down my door saying we want more makeup videos
So this time we're gonna do something extra delicious
That's right. It's the Glamlite Pizza Palette. Pizza in the mornin' pizza in the evenin' pizza at supper time
When you have pizza in your makeup
You can get pizza anytime [commercial plays in background]
I mean look at this tremendous- they got the pizza in the box. Oh, man
I love me a gimmick! Before we dive into our juicy selection, uh I just want to point out the uh-
Backstory that they included with this about uh- the creator's love for pizza
Never be afraid to be yourself says Giselle
Giselle Hernandez founder. He's in a giant uh - bed made of pizza
So she's got a different box than mine pft-
Alright, let's take a look inside this thing
*gasp* Oh no, the plastic sheet.
Oh my god, oh my god
Get out of here.
Awesome! Look you can if I if I can angle it right you'll see the the camera wait I can do it
[X-Files Theme plays]
Anyway, uh, they got all of these uh, different eye shadow shades uh, themed to different pizza toppings
Sounds a little bit gross to be honest. Red onions, bacon, mushrooms, pineapple, garlic prosciutto,
basil, green peppers, extra cheese, kalamata olives
kalamata olives
uh, pepperoni, jalapenos, meatballs, hot sauce, sausage, ham, marinara, and black olives
But I want to do just another makeup video here. So I think we need to have ourselves a pizza party
Gimmie Pizza!
P-I-Z-Z-A
And I think the most famous pizza party on the internet has got to be Mary Kate and Ashley's
Sleepover party, but they got it. They got a song about pizza in it. So we're gonna be watching Mary Kate and Ashley's Sleepover Party
While we do our makeup. So, hopefully this turns out okay
We'll see. We'll see how the timing works on this uh, we got about half an hour to get a good look going
Aw man, I haven't watched these since since I was uh, a little kid. We'll see how well this holds up off. Aw, oh, man
It's the good stuff
[commercial plays] Then you'll love seeing Mary Kate and Ashley in their best selling detective- [A] Alright, I've seen it.
Uh, I already started my makeup
I already got the foundation, the setting powder, the setting spray, and the concealer and all that all the boring things
It's the same stuff as last time
So if you want to know what I used, uh, yeah, yeah
You either gotta zoom in on this or you got to watch my uh, Beverly Hills 90210 video.
All right so the first thing that I want to do
Probably should have done it before but look I got half an hour to fill. Um, I'm gonna do the eyebrows
These are the same ads that we saw in front of uh,
the videos that I did with Phelan. Feel sad not having him here, but uh,
He's not gonna do his makeup
[Ads continue to play in the background] Now available on video cassette [Olsen twin] I can hardly wait!
Insincere
Once upon a midnight dreary as I pondered weak and weary
I don't know why they start with this like it's gonna be spooky for their sleepovers
It kind of works for their detective series, but
[Mary-Kate] I think I will [Ashley] Mary-Kate...
[MK] Don't stop me Ashley!
Oh man, they're going nuts [MK] Everybody got their invitations
didn't they? [Ashley] They're right- [Allison] Or you'll be dead meat Mary-Kate
And or Ashley [Ashley] You forgot to send the invitations. [MK] I forgot to send the invitations.
[Allison sighs]
fucked up
[MK & Ashley] Cool!
[girl on screen] Try it! [Allison] Last time I did something fairly standard but this time we're gonna be doing something a little bit more fun
Let's go crazy! We're doing- we're doing a pizza thing. What's it's a pizza make up. It's gotta be crazy, right?
okay, so we're gonna do one of my favorite pizza toppings ham, pineapple and jalapenos. We should start with
The pineapple I think because that's the that's the lightest color so gonna gets me some pineapple. This looks pretty strong
nice golden color
Oooh!
I like that
[music in background] So just dare to dance, yeah just dare to dance
[Allison] Just dare to dance. Oh man. They're they're really breaking kids out of their shells
This was one I think that I rented way back when
I don't remember anything from it, but I did rent a lot of these, Uh, You're Invited ones
[video] I gotta catch my breath. Yeah, me too!
[Allison] Hm, out of shape
[Ashley] Let's show everybody your new hand jive
Hand Jive?
[hand jiving ensues]
Ugh! Oh, no the boys! Oh, is this like the ones that are on the cover like ruining their time?
[Allison chuckles] Like- Just-just around the corner
That's so stupid
That really spoke to uh- tiny me. I think
Oh, now see they're just reusing old ones
They can't recapture their youth like this
I can't believe this clip show
You done cheated me. Okay, so let's get some jalapenos
In here
some ja-la-pa-nos
[video] We're gonna play some video games. Let's play video monster! Yaaaaaaay!
Ah Video games!
[Ashley] It started out so innocently [MK] A game of skill a little fantasy
Hm, don't think Mary-Kate and Ashley play video games. Give myself a smoky jalapeno. I smokey much like jalapenos
Feeding your monster, oh, man
scaring them
They're gonna never show us
The video mon-, I guess we gotta use our imagina- scariest things are the unknown right? That's just uh,
You know less is more in this case
What console are they playing? Here's the the real test here
I can get one side kind of going but but doing it on the other side. It's always more difficult
Getting it symmetrical
[kids signing] Video monster, he's the friendly kind
But he must have been hungry cause he sucked us inside. Video monster-
What? We're not seeing anything that they're talking about
[music playing] How to quit this game, yeah!
Oh no! It's turned into a Halloween thing, oh my god
See, my sleepover parties were never like this my sleepo- over parties were just watching
The sleepover party video. Oh, man, man. Oh man. Oh
It's some good spooky stuff
See we're sleep on this we were making fun of the pizza the give me pizza thing when we had this the whole time
Ah,This is a jam add this to my Halloween playlist. Does this look even?
I feel like it doesn't. All right. Look I got I got a blender now, I'm probably using it really wrong
But that's fine
It's a learning process
[music] Unbelievably scary [Allison bops along with the scary music]
You think Mary-Kate and Ashley actually ever hung out with the kids that were in the videos with them past the video?
I don't think even when they were filming the video, really. All right, man, let's get some ham in here
Let's go whole ham
[swooshing noises]
All over the eyelid get out of here, where the fu- What's the difference between ham and prosciutto?
They just look the same
Done fooling us. Let's let's go let's go all the way down, huh?
Yeah
threw myself into a pizza
[video] very, very, very, very unbelievably scary
Oh man, don't frighten us li-, oh no, they done goosebumps'd 'em!
[MK or Ashley] Oh great you brought Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumber
[Allison snorts]
You're just girls Little girls!
Little harmless girls! [MK or Ashley] Harmless, huh?
Cut to them with a body bag three body bags.
Oh noo, we got a sequel song.
I don't know there'd be so much spooky stuff at the sleepover. This is too scary guys.
[Allison laughs]
Oh no, aw they done scoop- spooked 'em! [starts singing Yakity Sax]
[MK] -took care of them
Aw, Stupid boys
Like oh like a brow shade maybe use this garlic here.
[Ashley] Thank you
Aw, Man here he comes
P-I-Z-Z-A
Gimmie me Pizza!
P-I-Z-Z-A!
Aw man, this is the good stuff. It's the memes meme it up. What are their parents doing? Huh? I
They wonder what's going on with their kids.
P-I-Z-Z-A Gimmie Pizza! See, it's a cover now, it's fine. It's a cover
Parody, do you think there's lots of kids who learned how to spell pizza this way?
[video] Gimmie Pizza! [MK] Watch it rise like a souffle! Gimmie pizz-
That the pizza don't do that
[Ashley] You think we should stop? [Both] No way!
No way we're crazy you think we should stop? Cut 'em off! Puttin' a little bit of the garlic on the inner eye
No one loves garlic in their eyes, oh man, I'm so tempted by this hot sauce
Where should I put the hot sauce?
[video] Put it in the pizza! [Ashley] Fishsticks!
Put it in the pizza
Put it in the pizza.
Oh man, hope them girls living her best life right now. Alright, I'm gonna do hot sauce on underneath
[singing] Doesn't look right
Gimmie Pizza Like Cheeto Dust
[video] Here it is! Ready to serve! This pizza is made, yeah!
There's no way that pizza was any good. Anyone else uh, rent this as a kid? Lots of people did
[MK or Ashley] I bet if we're really quiet, we can stay up even later. [The other Olson Twin] Yeah! Maybe even all night!
Oh man. Remember when that was just like that was the goal right? Being able to stay up all night.
That was uh- [Allison chuckles]
When we were little kids, I was like aw man, you stayed up till midnight?! Whoa!!!
[video] As long as there's pizza and soda pop-
Aw, man the pizza came back. See it's it's her line. Oh
[singing] pulling an all nighter
[video] We'll stay up all night! Until the morning comes!
You're burning the candle at both ends
All right. I got an orange eyeliner that I'm gonna use. I already started a little
It's fine. I know what I needed to use. I started a little bit and then the the the
Camera decided that it needed to restart it. you can do a cat eye with
With the orange
Man, pencils are the worst aren't they? I'm feeling so spooky dookie right now
[video] Wouldn't it be fun to get some-
A spooky pizza, all right
I'm gonna do a little a little trick with a white eyeliner here for a mix in the waterline
Make my eyes look a little less sleepy
How much time we got left, oh man I wasted all of it
Don't worry, we're gonna finish this. Look we're gonna it we're gonna get it going. We're gonna get it going
I know this is not a traditional blush, but this uh, red onions callin to me. So we're gonna do a purple shade
[video] we got the party hats!
Aw, man Imma need way more than that now [video] we could ever need-
That's the good thing about makeup. You can just do whatever you want
Get out of here hair. I don't need you
You're invited. I don't know about you. I am feeling the Jem and the Holograms in this room tonight
[video music continues to play]
You lost control a long time ago. Hey, guess what? Uh, I'm gonna use some contouring with some pepperoni!
Aw man, this is way stronger than the red onions. This is way more than I wanted. That's fine
I wanted to look like I wanted it to look like I wanted the face paints in the video
It was a it was on purpose
actually
[boys screaming]
Turn into a
Pepperoni. I hope I'm teaching you guys how to do this look because I fully expect people to post on Twitter
their own versions
of the pizza palette look
It's not even good contouring really and I got all over the chin and it's fine. It's new. It's a new thing
I'm gonna do it on my nose, too. While I'm at it. I'm gonna just go crazy
Woo-hoo!
Got that good sunburn look
Kind of fade it in yeah. Yeah, this is good. This is what I wanted. This is what I wanted
GIMMIE PIZZA!
P-I-Z-Z-A!
Perfect, it's the perfect
Look, it looks like one of those uh, one of those pictures when the people do the noses all red for some reason, that's fine
That's fine. That's what I wanted. Let's finish this sucker off, huh? All right, uh, you need some Elizabeth Arden simply red.
[Gimmie Pizza in the background but it's slowed down]
I just feel so beautiful
No, no, this is stupid stupid, you're never gonna be a Instagram influencer at this point
[Allison laughs]
That's fine
It's for funsies. Is it the makeup? Is it just because I've rubbed it wrong? That's fine. It's fine
This is fine. Look at that. I fixed it. It's perfect. Mostly. I don't know whatever
Everything else is fine. That was this is where the line was drawn though
[slowed down] This pizza is made, yay!
All right guys, that's our pizza palette look and that's the end of our pizza party
Hope you guys had a great time
And uh, if you want to check out the uh, Glamlite pizza palette, you could find that at glamlite.com
I don't know about you guys, but I feel
delicious
so I'm gonna go eat some real pizza Oh gimme pizza p-i-z-z-a
gimmie pizza!
GIMMIE PIZZA! P-I-Z-Z-A~!