The National Broadband Network is stuffed.
So how are everyday Aussies supposed to get their rocks off?
Fortunately Pauline Hanson has a solution.
How many times have I turned on my TV at night
and on SBS and seen the porn that’s on that site at night?
But is SBS just some channel for porn?
I wore protection, and decided to find out.
Everyone I speak to in my time at SBS confirms Pauline Hanson’s suspicion.
Hi, welcome to Pornhub.
I mean, SBS.
While most news organisations get their stories through Reuters.
We like to use a source that better represents the SBS brand.
It's called Rooters.
Their coverage of Two Girls One Cup won a Pulitzer.
Classifications determines whether SBS programs fit in with our guidelines
and whether there is a sufficient amount of bush to be broadcast on SBS.
Any nudity on tonight's show?
Mark, it’s an episode of River Cottage Australia.
Of course there is.
Here at World Movies, we’re currently focusing on the influential work of Japanese director Akira Kurosawa
and we have a new documentary about Nigerian musician Fela Kuti.
Oh, and this Friday night we are running a rare Federico Fellini short film
‘Busty Milf Left Alone With Son’s Best Friend’.
Are my taxes paying for this filth?
Yes.
Good!
I don’t understand what you said
but I’m going to assume it was sexually explicit.
At Dateline we just finished a story recently on senior citizens in Japan.
I see. Some freaky fetish shit, hey?
Wh-what?
Is it true that one of the destinations
for next season’s Destination Flavour
is PussyTown?
No?
But I'm going to write that down.
Well, there you have it. SBS really is a channel for porn.
So why the f*ck aren’t you watching? Get in there!