>> LAST WEEK, MITT ROMNEY GAVE A SPEECH ATTACKING DONALD TRUMP,
AND IN THAT SPEECH, AMONGST HIS MANY OTHER ATTACKS ABOUT HOW
TRUMP IS A PHONY AND A LIAR AND AUTHORITARIAN AND ALL THAT, HE
ATTACKS HIM AS A BUSINESSMAN, BECAUSE HE POINTED OUT, RIGHTLY,
THAT MANY OF THE PRODUCTS AND SERVICES AND BUSINESSES THAT
DONALD TRUMP HAS OWNED OR STARTED HAVE JUST DISAPPEARED.
NOBODY REALLY TALKS ABOUT THAT.
WHERE DO THEY ALL GO?
AND
BECAUSE DONALD TRUMP CAN'T LET A SINGLE SLIGHT PASS, HE
ORGANIZED, IN PLACE OF A VICTORY SPEECH LAST NIGHT, ON HIS
TRIUMPHANT RETURN TO BIG FRONTRUNNER STATUS, AND
INFOMERCIAL FOR ALL OF THOSE PRODUCTS.
BUT THERE IS A LIE
LURKING BEHIND THE SHOWMANSHIP.
BUT FIRST, IN CASE YOU DIDN'T SEE IT, HERE HE IS TOUTING
HIS GOODS.
>> MITT ROMNEY GOT UP AND MADE A SPEECH YESTERDAY -- IT'S OKAY,
LOOK.
NO, NO.
HE'S A VERY NICE MAN.
BUT HE DID MAKE SOME
STATEMENTS, AND I BROUGHT SOME THINGS UP, BECAUSE HE SAID WATER
COMPANY IS GONE.
I SAID, IT IS?
I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
YOUR WATER
COMPANY.
THERE'S THE WATER COMPANY, WE SELL WATER, AND IT'S
A VERY SUCCESSFUL -- YOU KNOW, IT'S A PRIVATE LITTLE WATER
COMPANY, AND I SUPPLY THE WATER FOR ALL MY PLACES, AND IT IS
VERY GOOD.
TRUMP STEAKS, WHERE ARE THE STEAKS?
HE SAID THE
STEAK COMPANY.
AND WE HAVE TRUMP STEAKS.
AND HE WANT TO TAKE ONE,
WE WILL CHARGE YOU, WHAT?
50 BUCKS A STEAK.
NO -- WE HAVE
TRUMP MAGAZINE.
THIS COMES OUT, IT IS CALLED THE JEWEL OF PALM
BEACH, IT GOES TO ALL OF MY CLUBS, I'VE HAD IT FOR MANY
YEARS, THE MAGAZINE IS GREAT.
ANYBODY WANT ONE?
TAKE ONE.
THE
AIRLINE, BY THE WAY, I SOLD THE AIRLINE.
HE SAID TRUMP AIRLINE,
I SOLD THE AIRLINE AND I MADE A GREAT DEAL.
COMPLICATED, AND IN
TERRIBLE TIMES, THE ECONOMY WAS HORRIBLE.
AND BY THE WAY, TRUMP
UNIVERSITY?
WE ARE HOLDING IT -- WHEN I WIN THE LAWSUIT, WHICH I
WILL WIN, AND BY THE WAY, THE WINERY, YOU SEE THE WINE -- HE
MENTIONED TRUMP VODKA.
IT IS THE LARGEST WINERY ON THE EAST
COAST, I OWN IT 100%, NO MORTGAGE, NO DEBT.
SO I WANTED
TO PUT THAT TO REST.
YOU HAVE THE WATER, THE STEAKS, THE
AIRLINE THAT I SOLD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH SELLING?
EVERY ONCE
IN A WHILE I CAN SELL SOMETHING.
YOU HAVE THE WINE, AND TRUMP UNIVERSITY, WE WILL START IT
UP AS SOON AS I WIN THE LAWSUIT.
>>IT WILL DO GREAT NOW.
AFTER THE LAWSUIT.
YOU WERE SUED BY
STUDENTS.
>>YOU HAD TO CHANGE THE NAME FROM UNIVERSITY BECAUSE YOU
CAN'T LEGALLY CALL IT A UNIVERSITY, BECAUSE IT ISN'T
ONE.
AND YOU HAVE NO STUDENTS LEFT.
JOHN WILL BREAK DOWN ALL
THE LIES FOR YOU GUYS.
I JUST THOUGHT FOR A SECOND THERE, HERE
IS THE STEAKS AND THE MAGAZINE -- I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO
LAND A PLANE RIGHT THERE AT THE PRESS CONFERENCE.
BUT YOU KNOW
IT WAS A DEBACLE WHEN HE SAYS IT WAS COMPLICATED.
IT WAS TOUGH
TIMES, IT WAS COMPENSATED, BUT IT WAS A GREAT DEAL.
OH MY GOD,
HE GOT SLAUGHTERED.
NUC OF COURSE THEY DEFAULTED ON THEIR DEBT, IT WAS A MESS.
>>EDWIN AND I NOTICED BEFORE THE SHOW, HIS WAY OF SPEAKING IS, IN
ITS OWN WAY, STUPIDER THAN GEORGE BUSH.
HE SAYS TRUMP VODKA
-- WHY ARE YOU QUOTING TWO WORDS THAT HE DIDN'T SPECIFICALLY SAY?
TALK ABOUT THE WINERY IF YOU WANT TO, EVEN THOUGH MITT ROMNEY
DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THE WINERY.
SO HE GOES THROUGH THAT LIST
BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN EATING AT HIS MIND SINCE HE WAS ATTACKED,
BECAUSE REMEMBER, AS MUCH AS HE DOESN'T LIKE BEING MOCKED ON THE
SIZE OF HIS HANDS OR THE ASSUMED SIZE OF HIS PENIS, THAT IS
NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS WEALTH.
YOU ATTACK HIM ON HIS WEALTH OR
HIS ACCOLADES AS A BUSINESSMAN, HE CAN'T GET PAST IT.
LET'S
START WITH TRUMP STEAKS, BECAUSE HE SAYS TRUMP STEAKS.
THEY BRING
TRUMP STEAKS, WHICH IS INTERESTING, BECAUSE THOSE
STEAKS WERE SOLD THROUGH THE SHARPER IMAGE, SHARPER IMAGE
STILL HAS A WEBPAGE SAYING THAT THEY ARE NOT SOLD ANYMORE, BUT
HE HAD STEAKS THERE, WHICH IS ODD.
IT IS NOT SO ODD WHEN YOU
SEE WHAT A PHOTOGRAPHER TWEETED -- CLOSE-UP OF THE TRUMP STEAKS.
DOES THAT SAY BUSH BROTHERS?
THERE IS A BUSH BROTHERS IN WPB.
>>GIVE ME A BREAK, BUSH BROTHERS?
>>THEY ARE JEB STEAKS.
THAT IS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT TRUMP
STEAKS, HE JUST BOUGHT STEAKS.
HE BOUGHT AND BROUGHT STEAKS.
>>SHARPER IMAGE?
THOSE ARE THE GUYS WHO SELL THAT GORILLA STATUE YOU CAN PUT
IN YOUR BACKYARD.
>>SHARPER IMAGES IN THE MALL, YOU CAN GET VIBRATING CHAIRS.
>>THEY ARE NOT THE AIRPORT THEN?
>>NOT SKY CLUB.
>>SKY CLUB, THAT'S RIGHT.
YOU CAN PUT A GORILLA IN YOUR
BACKYARD.
WHAT WE ARE FAILING TO POINT OUT IS, TRUMP LITERALLY
BROUGHT RED MEAT TO A REPUBLICAN PRIMARY.
THEY ALWAYS TALK ABOUT,
THEY BRING OUT THE RED MEAT FOR THE VOTERS -- HE BROUGHT RED
MEAT TO THE VOTERS AND HE THROWS IT AT THEM.
>>ALSO, WHEN CHALLENGED ON HIS MEET, HE BROUGHT ANOTHER
MAN'S MEAT TO STAND IN FOR HIS.
>>LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, THAT MEAT IS FANTASTIC.
>>IT IS NOT MINE, BUT --
>>AND THE SIZE OF IT IS AMAZING.
>>AS YOU ARE EATING THE TRUMP STEAK IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO
DRINK, THANKFULLY HE BROUGHT TRUMP WATER.
AND YOU KNEW, LIKE
WITH THE SELLING OF THE AIRLINE, THERE WAS TROUBLE WHEN HE WAS
LIKE, IT IS A TINY LITTLE WATER THING, WE HAVE WATER, WATER IS
GREAT.
THE OFFICIAL TRUMP WEBSITE SAYS THE TRUMP NATURAL
SPRING WATER IS PROUDLY SERVED AT TRUMP HOTELS, RESTAURANTS,
AND GOLF CLUBS WORLDWIDE.
IT IS ONE OF THE PUREST NATURAL SPRING
WATERS IN THE WORLD, TRY IT'S REFRESHING TASTE AND YOU WILL
AGREE, THE DIFFERENCE IS CLEAR.
BUT HERE IS THE THING, ZEKE
MILLER TOOK A PICTURE OF THE LABEL, AND IT IS BOTTLED BY THIS
COMEDY.
ACCORDING TO THE VILLAGE SPRINGS WEBSITE --
>>
HE DOESN'T OWN A WATER COMPANY.
HE BUYS WATER, GETS
THEM TO PUT A TRUMP LABEL ON IT, AND SELLS IT --
OR NOT SELLS IT, BUT MAKES IT AVAILABLE AT HIS HOTEL.
IT IS THE SAME WATER YOU CAN GET AT 711
AND TRUCK STOPS, IT JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE A TRUMP LABEL.
>>YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING OF DOING?
I'M THINKING OF SELLING
TYT OUR VODKA AND WATER AND ALL THAT STUFF, JUST SO WE CAN DO IT
BETTER THAN TRUMP.
OH, YOU WENT BANKRUPT IN THIS BUSINESS?
THAT
IS INTERESTING BECAUSE WE KIND OF MADE MONEY ON IT.
I THINK OUR
BUSINESS MIGHT BE KIND OF FANTASTIC.
>>CENK, JUST MAKE THE BOTTLE A LITTLE BIT BIGGER THAN HIS.
>>IT WILL DRIVE HIM CRAZY.
>>THE STEAKS OUR ALLY, THE WATER IS A LIE.
THAT HE BRINGS UP
TRUMP WINE, BECAUSE MITT ROMNEY TALKED ABOUT TRUMP WINE, BUT WE
WILL FIRST TALK ABOUT TRUMP VODKA --
>> THAT IS WHY HE DIDN'T DEFEND TRUMP VODKA, BECAUSE TRUMP VODKA
FELL APART.
HE WAS QUOTED WHEN HE LAUNCHED IT AS SAYING, BEFORE
LONG ONE OF THE TOP 10 DRINKS IN THE COUNTRY WILL BE A T&T, A
TRUMP AND TONIC.
>>MAY BE A TYT.
>>WE SHOULD START THAT.
NOW HE SAYS THE TRUMP WINERY, HE OWNS
IT.
NO DEBT, NO MORTGAGE, NOTHING LIKE THAT.
WHICH IS
TRUE, NO DEBT, MORTGAGE, AND NO REAL CONNECTION TO
DONALD TRUMP.
BECAUSE --
>> THAT IS HIS SON, BUT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY IF IT WAS JUST A
RANDOM DUDE NAMED ERIC TRUMP.
WHAT, IT'S TRUMP WINERY?
BUT HE
DOESN'T RUN IT, BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT WOULD ALREADY BE
BANKRUPT.
GOD BLESS ERIC, KEEP A BUSINESS AFLOAT LONGER THAN DEAR OLD DAD.
>>THEN HE GOES ON TO THE MAGAZINE.
TRUMP MAGAZINE.
BUT
YOU WILL NOTICE THAT WHAT HE HELD UP WAS NOT TRUMP MAGAZINE.
>>I NOTICED THAT LAST NIGHT.
I DON'T THINK IT SAYS TRUMP ON IT.
>>YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE TRUMP MAGAZINE FELL APART.
HE STARTED
TRUMP MAGAZINE IN THE LATTER HALF OF 2007, AND THE ENTIRE
POINT OF IT WAS TO PUT BIG TITS ON THE COVER, AND THEN SELL
YACHTS AND OTHER EXPENSIVE GOODS, LUXURY GOODS, TO RICH
PEOPLE.
BUT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A RECESSION RIGHT AROUND THE
CORNER, IT DIDN'T PROVE TO BE A SUCCESSFUL MAGAZINE.
SO IT
DIDN'T FALL APART.
WHAT HE BROUGHT OUT WAS
THE JEWEL OF
PALM BEACH.
HE SAYS --
>> IT IS EFFECTIVELY A BROCHURE FOR THOSE CLUBS, IT COMES OUT
ONCE A YEAR AND IT SAYS HEY, WE HAVE THIS CELEBRITY HERE, WE HAD
A POTLUCK, YOU CAN SEE A PIG ROAST.
IT IS BASICALLY LIKE A
NEIGHBORHOOD NEWSLETTER, BUT FOR HIS CLUB.
IT IS NOT THE TRUMP MAGAZINE, BECAUSE THAT FELL APART.
>>THAT WAS AN ACTUAL THING, IT STARTED IN 2007, AND AS USUAL
WITH TRUMPET FOLDED IN 2009 BECAUSE HE COULDN'T RUN
ANYTHING.
HE CAN'T RUN HIS WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG.
ALL HIS
TOWERS, HE DOESN'T BUILD THEM.
HE JUST PUTS HIS NAME ON THEM
AND CHARGES PEOPLE 20 MILLION BUCKS, SOMETIMES 40 MILLION
BUCKS, JUST TO PUT HIS NAME ON IT.
THOSE ARE THE BIGGEST
SUCKERS IN THE WORLD.
BUT WHEN HE RAN HIS OWN BUSINESSES,
BANKRUPT, BANKRUPT, BANKRUPT.
SO MASHABLE DID A GREAT JOB OF
EXPOSING EVERY LIE HE PUT UP THERE.
BUT DEMOCRATS GET NITPICK
ON EVERYTHING, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO PAY FOR THAT?
IT'S
UNREALISTIC.
AND THE OTHER SIDE IS JUST A TSUNAMI OF LIES, TO
THE POINT WHERE THE MEDIA HAS A HARD TIME KEEPING UP.
THAT WASN'T TRUE, THAT WASN'T TRUE.
UNDERSTAND IF YOU SUPPORT DONALD TRUMP YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU
WERE SUPPORTING, BECAUSE NEARLY EVERYTHING HE SAYS IS A LIE.