When darkness falls on the House of Loud,
around every turn, new terror abounds.
You don't want to lose your head.
Ha-ha-ha!
Huh?
[screaming]
[laughing]
Spiders! Get 'em off! Get 'em off! Get 'em off!
[laughing]
Maybe I could teach them the Vampire Boogie.
Cool! Thanks, Bobby. You're the best.
Have a blast! Now, where did I put those vampire teeth?
Ha, I found zem.
[laughing]
Ah! Ow, ow, ow!
I'll miss you, Frank.
But I'm glad things are going to be back to normal around here.
20, 21, 22...
[screaming]
Spiders!
[screaming]
Hm?
[burping]
I know what this is. We're being haunted!
Ah, thank goodness it's over. Ah! What was that?
[screaming]
I hate Halloween!
Don't look at me. Look at that!
[screaming]
Chicken ghost!
[screaming]
Vito, are you awake?
[shrieking]
[screaming]
This is where the ghost started hurling books at me.
Yeah, just like that.
I'll save you, Lori!
[gasping]
Don't shoot me, Clyde! Shoot the ghost!
[grunting]
[screaming]
There it is!
We've got you now, ghost. Ready, aim...
[howling]
Hey, oh! That's my line.
Wasn't me.
Ah, it's just the wind. Come on, Vito.
Ay, madrecita.
What was that? Hold me!
Vito, calm down. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Ah! Except that guy!
[screaming]
Why am I here? I don't care about breaking records.
I care about normal things, like making my bed,
scrapbooking and doing the Sunday crossword with Grandpa Mervin.
It's OK, Laird, it's just fog.
Plus, Gill is looking out for--
[hooting]
You heard the bird! Run!
- Laird! Wait! - Maybe we should go too.
We can't go. We have to find the others and make history.
[groaning]
[screaming]
Can we make history for the shortest time here?
Done!
[screaming]
The crimes you have committed this night shan't go unpunished.
You reap what you sow.
[screaming]
- Blood! - I'm gonna puke!
You're gonna puke? I'm gonna puke!
[screaming]
Hurry! The cemetery is alive!
[screaming]
Oh, man! There's not enough underwear in the world for this!
I definitely got the spell book this time.
The mitochondrion is the powerhouse of the cell?
Ugh, that's my science book!
[hooting]
Ooh! Hey, help! Who turned out the lights?
Ooh! Ow, my bumbito!
[hissing]
Quick, let's hide in this crypt.
I think we're safe in here.
[growling]
No, we're not. Andale! Andale!
[screaming]
♪ You can run but you can't hide They know that you taste better alive ♪
♪ I don't think they've been fed In a long, long time ♪
♪ Every corner, every door Watch out, they ain't herbivores ♪
♪ This ghastly ghoul is out for blood Sorry boys, you got tricked ♪
♪ You got tricked ♪
♪ You got punked and pranked With a spooky twist ♪
♪ Before you wet your pants Better get out quick ♪
♪ Tricked, tricked, tricked You got tricked ♪